Save Atlantis RPG

I don't know if it's like, egotistical or just plain morbidly curious (considering what I've found) but I've been down a Harry Potter google hole for the past five hours now.

Please. Somebody save me. I've read so many rants about me being shitty.

Atlantis, eh? It's a lot... I dunno. Different. And these machines are weird. Useful but weird. Muggle, right? They look Muggle.

Name's Aberforth Dumbledore. Call me Abe. You probably know my idiot brother.

It's hard to believe in less than a month it will be two years since Dimitri and I woke up in Atlantis. That also means in just over two months, our son Ivan will be two years old. Holy shit, time flies.

We're having a part for him, naturally, and you will all be invited, so watch out for that e-vite. Yep, even the newbies. If we haven't met, yet, hi! I'm Rose Belikova.

At the risk of sounding sappy, I'm pretty damn lucky to be here surrounded by so many family and friends.

Elizabeth Burke

In related news, I need to hire you. Think you can help me plan an awesome birthday part for a soon-to-be two year-old?

Atlantis certainly keeps us on our toes. Whether it's spending 24 hours as a 75 year old or magical fluctuations at the base, we'll never be bored. Same goes for blank newspapers. It was this morning's particular brand of buzz.

In that vein - if any of my combat trainees are disconcerted by the purportedly blank newspapers, bring them to me. I'll hold onto them and we'll see what happens. Even if you're not afraid and, like me, just curious. Do so, and you win the right to a one on one with both hands free. If you don't bring one, you lose the right to use both hands.

[FILTERED TO LARA JEAN COVEY]

Uh. So.

I just saw somebody fly by on a Pegasus.

You wanted pics, here's some pics. I didn't take some of these, I had help from Peter Pevensie because I have no idea what's good to paint.

( Pictures for Paige )

Camping out on the beach was a brilliant idea. Thank you, Clarice, for being a fantastic tentmate.