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Just a friendly reminder to all residents that voting season is just around the corner! Don't forget to register, if you haven't already. You can pick up a first time voter package at the post office or the community center. And don't worry about not being able to make it to your local polls on election day! The city council will be organizing shuttle buses for anyone who needs a ride.

And don't forget — school is back in session! Let's be mindful of all the posted speed limits and watch out for little ones on the crosswalks. And be sure to thank all of the hardworking educators for putting in so much work over the summer to make their classrooms so inviting for the new school year!

Let's also keep in mind that the freshman university students are arriving this week, so be sure to reach out and give them a warm Dunwich welcome! Most of us can still remember our first time away from home. If anyone wants to donate a few of those prize-winning apple pies (I'm looking at you, ladies of the Baking Club) to the Derleth Freshman Orientation Committee, go ahead and drop them off at my office. My secretary will make sure they get in the right hands. Or the right mouths, as it were!

And as always — have a super swell day!

SYLVIE:

I heard you're the best in the business when it comes to being discreet. If that's true then I'd like to hire you for a job.

JULIA:

I know you had your heart set on trying to master your mother's meatloaf for the twentieth time, but let's go out tonight. Like we used to in the good old days. I'm craving a cheeseburger and a chocolate malt.

STEPHEN:

Where have you been? I haven't seen you at the club all week! Your backhand must be lousy now. I booked the court for an hour tomorrow. 3 PM. Bring your A Game, Doctor.