NO EXITS

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Oh my god I never thought I'd be so thrilled to wake up in a room with a tiny bed, no electricity, and a roommate.

[KATE BISHOP]

Sylvie isn't No, don't be depressing You, me, and the stars for a Reset? I have a bag of M&M's in my pocket, since they reset each week. It's my most-guarded secret, so shh. I will share if you promise to not tell.

To celebrate the last day I think I'm going to dump most of my stuff in a box in the valley and take my lion out to find some of those red glowing dinosaurs and see if we can kill any. This should be entertaining. Just debating whether or not to bring the Cap armor. It's a hell of a lot harder to bite through, but it would mean I'd have to go hunt down my body to get it back afterwards and that seems... extremely not worth it.

I have a headache. Do we have have anything to get rid of those? I don't want to sleep so those berries won't do me any good. I've already tried a bit of the wine, and that just made it worse. It's like a warni

[...] Is a nap out of the question? I could use a nap.

I don't underst Who aimed this paper projectile at my head?

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[posted on speaker phone]


[The sound of machine gun firing]

FUCK FUCK FUCK!

[More machine gun sounds]

PEACEMAKER DO YOU READ ME?! ARE YOU OUT THERE?! I'M BEING ATTACKED BY... FUCK!

[Machine gun firing]

SURROUNDED... AAAAAAARGH!!!!!!

I am not a fan of this place.

Well. This is damn unpleasant.

[Raven Reyes]
Where the hell are you? I was just with you and now I'm waking up on the damn beach.

I can blast again!

I'm going back to my body to make sure nothing's killed my frog friend and then we're high tailing it back to camp. Once that's through, I will be glad to help anyone who needs a lift.

Okay. OKAY. OKAAAAAAAAAAAAAY.

Some of you know I can see some variations of the future. And this goes down a touch easier when I'm on solid ground and not on a dinosaur bird high up in the sky - don't take that as idea and fall because it will make a little human-sized crater and then you will drink dinosaur blood and it's - IT WAS FINE IF A BIT THICK -

But we need to have dinner. Together. All of us. This might be the first and last week we get to dine on organic dinosaur steaks and fermented berries. Together, I mean.

I have not yet missed my lightsaber as much as I've missed it this week.

On the bright side, I am realizing that I could enjoy having a pet. I can't imagine I'd want one normally in Delerth, but Aba is proving herself quite handy and a decent companion as well.

[Rey]

How do you feel about cave exploration?

I am My T-Rex will attack if you stray too close. Fair warning.

[PACK] ^{(NATASHA ROMANOFF, ROCKET, POE, ROSE WILSON)}
This is too much work. I don't need Are you guys fine?

I have been busying myself with making garments. If anyone would like, you can stop by and take a look at your available choices.

[Chris]

I have made you a hide armor set. I was also able to put your emblem on the shirt.

[Stephen]

I foresee myself lounging at the pool when we are back at Derleth.

[Eliot]

Keep me company while I collect fiber?

Is it Friday yet? I'm so over this bullshit island I'm tempted to go into torpor. Too bad this giant kangaroo doesn't have a pouch big enough for me to crawl into until reset.

This Spino seems to have taken a liking to me and thankfully not in a "you'd make a good lunch" way. I probably shouldn't name it, though it does seem to respond to Gilbert so maybe this will make the dino less terrifying?

Private to Bucky & Wanda

How are the two of you doing?

[NEBULA]

ok so here's the score

- serious looking humie named kovacs is good people
- other good people: shit who natasha, tozier, metal arm barnes, pointy ears with the long hair and white hair with the guns, blondie #1, pikachu, sometimes loki, maximoff, thor, probably a few others but that's the short list
- the beefy guy's kinda delusional
- you're probably gonna get a roommate
- usually if you demand food someone'll make it

...Right. Okay then.

This is not where I'm supposed to be.

I know I have been drinking too much, but I didn't think I drank that much.

That said, I need a drink or five.

rar( rawr )

[uses the voice feature.]

Hello?

[...]

I can't even explain what just happened.

[...]

Please tell me I'm not dead.

[...]

Bellamy? I was just talking to you — I need help. My leg brace is missing.

So, first off, it looks like I've made friends with a giant sloth. If anyone wants to leisurely explore without having to worry about death/resurrection, the other animals seem to just leave this buddy alone and it's pretty comfortable to just sit on.

Second, well, probably not the best time or place, but who knows what our next reset will even be like, so just going to toss this out here now. I know there'd been asking about people with mind powers before, but I'm gonna do a repeat ask, but with the more narrow focus of people who are good with memory based mind powers or magic or science. Which flavor really doesn't matter.

Do you think we'll get to keep the dinosaurs that we've bonded with? I came across a beautiful one with a sort of helmet. I almost hid when it saw me, but then it came right up to me and sniffed at the berries in my hand. I gave them a bunch, and it let me ride it. She's so very friendly.

STEVIE UNIVERSE:

Does the gem in your belly itch like this one in our arms?

[Private to Peter Parker]

[after procrastinating for a few hours]

Got a memory update this morning. Runes of Kauf-Kaul. Statue of Liberty. Dimensional rifts in the sky.

Any of that sound familiar?

Fuck those little flying raptor birds. A swarm of them attacked Laura and me. I apparently died cos I woke up in my bra and underwear. I don't even have my fucking eye pat

Is anyone else in a swampy area?

[Laura]

Please tell me they're not picking apart my dead body.

Don't touch the small black eggs with blue splotches. They belong to those little flying things that sometimes use their wings to crawl across the ground and seem harmless. They're not harmless. They get very angry and you can't hit them.

But if you build a bed you will come back to it when you die. I think we'll put some spare equipment in the treehouse even though so far nothing else has been so bad.

Where are the Guardians? Where's Rocket and Mantis and Thor? And Quill I guess Did we break time?

Can someone tell me how to get rid of these damn idiotic birds following me?

I have lost count of how many times I have perished and woken up naked somewhere else. I would mind being naked so much if I hadn't woken up on a mountain in one trial and I expired from exposure. I do understand this "typing" everyone spoke of before, but I still do not understand where we are, why we are here, or how there are prehistoric creatures everywhere.

Why didn't I go for a daylight r I hate this place.

She was right fucking there. I literally blinked and she was gone.

First Sweeney and now Sylvie. What the hell good is this ring good for if the people I care about go back? Don't think either of them wanted to go back too.

Going to find that narc

My sister is gone. We were going to hang out together, I was going to show her my goats. She was going to use her horn to summon Valkyries.

And we never did.

I never got to know her.

Motherfucking fucking fuck.

I died, only it turns out my phone was on my body. Took me two fucking days to get my shit back.

So, if there's someone you haven't heard from or isn't responding on the network, there's that.

Seriously, fuck the swamp.

Private to Natasha

Got another one of those memory updates. Not as bad as the last one, but it's still a doozy.

Private to Loki

How many times have you died so far?

I apologize for not being available to assist with any medical emergencies. I woke up in a nest on the first day and seem to have attracted the rather stern attention of a very affectionate mother dinosaur. I think she believes me to be one of her recently hatched egglings I am working to extricate myself from the situation, but she has something of a temper. And a very hard head. But no need to worry! I’m fine. Totally fine. totally sick of being fed raw meat though Hope everyone else is doing well!

So I continue to have some kind of healing ability. Anyone else experience this? Is it just me? It makes this world mildly less terrifying.

Meanwhile, I've taken inventory of all the island's various berries for your safe consumption after an earlier incident on the network. You're welcome.

Completely Safe:

Red: Kind of cherry looking, taste is similar.
Blue: Look like a raspberry or blackberry shape, taste is in that vein.
Purple: Sort of shaped like a blueberry but not particularly sweet.
Yellow: Doesn't taste bad, it just doesn't have a comparable flavor.

Just Say No To Drugs:

Dark Purple/Almost Black: Also shaped like a blueberry. These berries are 100% a narcotic. Not sure if it's the healing factor or they're not dangerous but at least this week they're impossible to OD on. So not not safe, but maybe not safe if you're in the middle of nowhere.

White: Somewhere between caffeine and cocaine. Tastes bitter as fuck, dehydrates you worse than alcohol which equals instant headache unless you immediately get some water but does act as a handy antidote to the black narcotic berries.

Anyone not find somewhere safe to wait out the week?