NO EXITS

[Matt's responses are all voice-to-text]


Hanging a picture in a blind guy's room? Kind of pointless.

I had a very vivid dream last night. Like I lived it. I think I did. Does this place do that?

Maybe I'll sing about it. I have a rather deep voice, but I'm sure it'll be beautiful.

Isn't there a Kate Bishop here? Kate Bishop, show yourself.


[private to NATASHA]

I tried to kill Barton in my dream.

[private to CLINT BARTON]

I'm sorry I tried to kill you. You explained it in the dream, but Natasha also told me what happened. Bygones be bygones?

Pikachu, do you want to be a mid 19th century general or an astronaut?

DR. STRANGE + CLINT BARTON:

I get the feeling you have more of an understanding of the multiverse back home than Clint and I do. Think I can pick your mind about something?

LOKI:

I have a new set of memories. An alternate version of our world, no Derleth. It splits after a point, like a random what if.

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So that was garbage.

Julia and I were thinking tonight, we should let the werewolves run free. Everyone else stay to the dorms, barricade yourselves in. Let the wolves roam free, they have those entire woods.

Got it?

CLINT BARTON:

How hard would I need to twist your arm for patrolling with me? Make sure everything stays a silent night.

YELENA BELOVA:

Can I count on you to keep an eye on a building? Make sure no werewolves get through?

Alright, everyone. Listen up.

Most of you are strangers inhabiting bodies that don’t belong to you. Some of you might have memories. Some don’t. And some of you are the same obnoxious pains the arses you were last week.

All that aside, the lovely and incredibly intelligent Miss Wicker has suggested that we set aside our differences to try and sort out this Derleth experiment mess in the hopes that it not only helps those of us who belong in this world, but helps the rest of you when you return to yours. That means we need to put a cease and desist on the murder for a few days. For the record, I am willing to comply.

So … The floor is open. Has anyone learned anything? Thoughts? Theories? Suggestions?

Yours Sincerely,
Loki

P.S. Consider this an open forum. Discuss amongst yourselves.

CLINT BARTON:

Where'd you wake up? And do you happen to be paler with a set of fangs?

We come up on a group decision to start getting everyone out yet? I don't know the chain of command here, but I think we know enough at this point to see there's no benefit to leaving anyone in those pods.

CLINT BARTON:

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Is there anything else that anyone needs?

CLINT BARTON:

Don't you dare use all my Nespresso pods. It's been months since we've been anywhere I can stock up.

STEVE ROGERS:

A ruble for your thoughts?

LOKI:

You've been quiet.

Big black stone thing. Don't touch, right?

And hi to everyone I know. Hey.

[PRIVATE TO NATASHA]

Alright, I have some questions.

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My dearest friend,

Welcome to Derleth.

I am so sorry I could not be there to greet you myself, but I trust you'll find your way around soon enough. Most of the students have not yet arrived for the new semester and so I've arranged for [your?] lodging on campus. You'll find a key in your pocket. Just like old times, eh?

Should the experiment go as planned, for one week we will be able to displace time and space itself. I believe with my calculations we will be able to control the effects and no one shall be the wiser. To anyone not directly involved it will be imperceptible.

Feel free to wander the campus in the meantime. We'll begin the experiment at [muffled] Hall, on Thursday, precisely at midnight.

We'll show them, won't we?

Un Sacrificium Parvis ob Adagnitio.