NO EXITS

Okay, I was wrong about the not being cursed. Or maybe I was re-cursed? But I only had the one cupcake. So maybe the reason I turned back into myself isn't the reason I turned back into myself and there's another reason I turned back into myself?

Does that make any sense?

My memories as a cat are weird.

I tried to resist eating the cupcakes for as long as possible. And then it just.. overtook me? I didn't feel particularly starving at that time or anything, so I guess at some point, it's inevitable? I'm not sure.

Anyway, hello to all the new people to Derleth, my name is Fen and I was born in the Square of Times. (Okay, that was a lie, I was actually born in Fillory, just a test to see if the cupcake affected me the same way as some people.)

I am part of the welcoming committee here! If you got a paper airplane hitting your head, I'd say read it for some kind of explanation about this world (Eliot's magic did that!) and any other questions you have, there will be plenty of people to explain, I'm sure. I can give you a tour tomorrow in the day if you want!

Where's the lubricating oil?

My dearest friend,

Welcome to Derleth.

I am so sorry I could not be there to greet you myself, but I trust you'll find your way around soon enough. Most of the students have not yet arrived for the new semester and so I've arranged for [your?] lodging on campus. You'll find a key in your pocket. Just like old times, eh?

Should the experiment go as planned, for one week we will be able to displace time and space itself. I believe with my calculations we will be able to control the effects and no one shall be the wiser. To anyone not directly involved it will be imperceptible.

Feel free to wander the campus in the meantime. We'll begin the experiment at [muffled] Hall, on Thursday, precisely at midnight.

We'll show them, won't we?

Un Sacrificium Parvis ob Adagnitio.