My soul is hungry for It's all bit fake and manufactured, but I was reminded of that godawful Darby O'Gill and the Little People. Just another glorious example of the Americanization of Irish culture where we all drink and try to trick people. So naturally, I felt rather fucking compelled, you know?
Long story short, I filled up the last of those fake as shit kettles with gold ten minutes ago.
[DEAD WIFE]I rented one of those Bora Bora Bungalows. Get your pretty ass over here, because I'm not planning on staying dressed.