NO EXITS

I have noticed that there's still some confusion among recent arrivals, and I'm here to help!

• The campus resets at the end of every week, sometime after 1:31 AM.
  
• Unfortunately this means that you will wake up in the clothes or physical condition that you arrived in.

If you have any more questions, please post them below, and someone will answer them as soon as possible!


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I want to try something with the network. I spotted something weird in the code on the network. Let me know if you can or can't see the filtered post.

[PEOPLE WHO ARRIVED AT DERLETH AFTER DEATH*]

I'm not sure if this will work, but if you can see this, I thought maybe we could get together? It doesn't have to be anything heavy or anything. But I think there are more of us now in this situation and it might be nice to not feel alone? I know I need a better name for the filter.

(*Yes, the filter does work. But that doesn't mean your character has to acknowledge it!)

Quick question, if I get lost, I'll still reset back to my dorm, right?

has anyone seen 4 crazy homeless magic men and a rainbow haired woman who talks weird?

it's really important i find them.


ps: I AM REALLY TIRED OF OTHER DIMENSIONS

Did someone say whiskey fountain?

Um, I'm Jessica Jones. It's likely that will mean nothing to you.

[CURRENT FILLORIAN ROYALS]

I'm sorry. I fucked up during the attack. You were right to stop me and I will do better.

This was certainly unexpected. What a disappointment to find out that I am not in Valhalla after all, but the small flying letter and this very Midgardian device have explained enough for me.

Greetings, I am Fandral of Asgard.

A whiskey fountain? REALLY? Didn't any of you incompetent twits wish for something useful?

[SAM]

WHAT. IN THE NINE REALMS. DID YOU DO. TO OUR ROOM?!

[NATASHA]

Want to get breakfast tomorrow, friend?

I can't tell if body parts naturally hurt a whole lot growing back or if the White Lady was just sick and tired of all of us, because I don't remember what happened afterwards but I'm back on campus.

But umm.. good news, I got my toes back!

WHO: Wynonna Earp (Open if anyone wants to interact)
WHEN: Day 7 - Fillory
WHERE: The newly installed Whiskey Fountain on the campus
WHAT: Wynonna indulges. What she doesn't know is that it'll be gone tomorrow. Fuck you, Derleth.
TRIGGERS: Alcoholism, language, talk of killing

( ''I told that devil to take you back'' )

[Natasha and Five]
I'm thinking the centaurs aren't going to have much luck, seeing as apparently even the White Lady can't wake him up.
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[Natasha]
I didn't have any backup wishes planned and the first thing I thought of was privacy dividers. Do you think that counts as a sign of weakness? Because I definitely feel like this is going to come back and haunt me.
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WHO: Wynonna Earp, Dan Torrance
WHEN: After they see the White Lady, but before the plot ends
WHERE: Their shared room
WHAT: Wynonna is worried that it's Her Time because Azzie is on her bed. Dan comes to check it out.
TRIGGERS: Talk about dying, definitely mentions of Wynonna's alcoholism, probably some creepy Shining stuff, TBD

( QUOTE )

Listen up, humans. And Loki. And creatures of other denominations. Whatever.

Tá mé cineál é a chailleadh. You'll need to pay tribute if you're going to ask for a wish.

And don't bother asking why. It's what has always been done.

DAHJ.

I need a favor, roomie. Before I forget to ask.

Would it be weird if I banged your pseudo kid?

WHO MAX and you?
WHERE Fillory, a stream somewhere. The healing kind or cursing kind? If you tag this, tag it with whatever you want. Troll me if you wish!
WHEN Day 4.
WARNINGS TBA, nudity
( If the children don't grow up, our bodies get bigger but our hearts get torn up. )

CODE BY

FILTERED TO (RITA & KLAUS).

Should we go try to find the White Lady?

We don't even have to make a wish to go home. We could wish for something else.

( Putting a cut tag here to save all your friend pages. CHECK OUT THE ROYAL HUNTING TRIP FOR THE WHITE LADY! )

I've set about attempted to see if there is anything useful and have nearly gotten myself captured a few times in the last day or so. Thankfully, the talking animals have been helpful in that regard.

RON.

Been up to anything fun? I've been a bit overwhelmed this week, if I'm honest.

After a lot of discussion with the owner, with as little name calling as we could manage, they've agreed to let me buy everyone a full night's worth of whatever shit you want to get up to in the tavern. It's all covered in advance, except if you decide to break something, which is really up to you.

Anyone interested in learning Wicked Grace, it's a fun card game to pass the time. Better if there are stakes involved, but we can play nice this time.

If someone tries to stop you on your way in, just tell them Varric sent you and you should get in fine.

[Name and location of tavern here]

HAWKE.

You up to helping me rig a few games tonight? I need to earn back this investment.

[Murphy]

Did you know there's an AI here? Dahj.

So heaven has paper airplanes, free cell phones, and looks like a college campus.

...Right, sure. I feel like I'm going to hurl but Okay. What's next?

Good morning!

While normally, I'd attempt a brief introduction in person with some digestives and a lovely cup of tea, Missus True and me have ended up somewhere with rock formations vaguely suggestive of [...] well, perhaps I shouldn't make a mention of it in polite company.

But I'd still like to get to know everyone, if that suits ya!

Who are ya? Do ya have a name you prefer? Whereabouts do you come from? Are you from someone's past or someone's future? Does the university look familiar to ya? Do you wrestle with spell check? Do you have a Touch or other skills? What'd ya do at home? Do you have friends here? Have you gone questing? What's your favorite color or food?

ROYALS:

Now that Ye Backlog of Royal Bullshit has been cleared, I'm feeling the need to blow this popsicle stand for the rest of the week. What do you say to our own hunting party? See if we can't find one of those Questing Creatures Eliot info dumped about? Maybe they offer a Royal 2-for-1 or something.

How long would it take the rest of you to get your asses back here so we can leave in style?

WHO: Natasha Romanoff, Loki
WHEN: Some time
WHERE: The Hare on the Ass Tavern
WHAT: Natasha and Loki have another run-in
TRIGGERS: TBD but will update as I know.

( The female of the species is more deadlier than the male )

Uh... am I dead? I mean, I've never died before so I don't really know what happens after that. Buuuuuuuuuuut I was kind of sort of in the middle of a fight, and gods I really hope I didn't die because I don't want cause of death to be tripped over rock while shooting at some imps that's just seriously embarrassing, and now I'm somewhere else entirely and the paper plane thing didn't say anything about dying but also a paper airplane came out of nowhere and hit me on the head... and there's a deer. It's talking. I might be sort of kind of freaking out a little.

Hello? I guess? Yo?

Did I mention the deer is talking.

Who: Team Margo
What: Questing
Where: The forest, still
When: Day 5
Warnings: references to drugs in the air

( Witty Reference Goes Here )

Well, Carol's up and disappeared. Team Death From Above is less of a team now and more just... me. So. There's that.

I'm sure the flying note that got tangled in my horn was very informative and reassuring, but...what?

[Yennefer, Jaskier, Fen]

Okay, team. Clearly our current strategy of roaming aimlessly around the countryside isn’t helping us find this damn wish deer. I think we need to come up with some better ideas. I say we go back to the bridge, catch that riddle-goat, and attach some tree branches to his head to disguise him as a stag. Maybe that’ll lure the Winter’s Doe out of her hiding place.

What say you?

[Eliot, Michael, Sweeney, & Wynonna]

I think we should try again. No one's found The White Lady yet.

And no pissing off the bunnies.

So, after the reset, there was a red and white ball on my bed. There was something inside of it. Like really huge.



[Eddie]

Don't go in our dorm. It's a little bit [...] wrecked.

If there's anyone else with medical experience (magical or otherwise) who wants to join the clinic, now would be the time to speak up. We're in the midst of reorganising and determining our strengths. I won't be assessing you—that's in the hands of Dr. McCoy and Dr. Watson. But I can point you to them, should you wish.

KLAUS HARGREEVES & LARRY TRAINOR.

As I understand it, you're both [...] occupying? the Greenhouse. Would you be willing to allow some medicinal herbs to be planted and looked after on a semi-regular basis? I'd like to let a bit of space, if you will.

HARRY POTTER.

I knew it.

NO

HI! I used to live in Barry, in Wales, but I guess I live here now. Does anyone else feel really nice? I feel really nice.