NO EXITS

MAGICIANS UNIVERSE

This week has obviously been more chaotic than normal with new arrivals. How's everyone doing?

Also... this is a weird request-slash-idea, but I'd kind of like it if all of us could get together and hang out for an evening while we can. Fire pit on the Green tonight, maybe?

PRIVATE TO QUENTIN COLDWATER

What are your thoughts on the Hawaii discussion?

So. Last week was terrible.

As much as I normally love this city, who wants to check out what Hawaii in the 80s was like and sip piña coladas on the beach?

Miss Wicker, it’s time for your lobotomy.

[MAGICIANS + FEN]

Check in. Everyone good?

Meet in the cafeteria in 15 minutes. We're going to try and put up a ward to help with supply runs and food prep for the week to keep people from having to leave their rooms.

To the imbecile responsible for this catastrophe,

I know who you are.

I will find you.

And I will not be mincing words.

[Julia]

So.

Uh.

Something interesting happened and I need you to tell me if it's a bad idea.

Why don't we have a bonfire? There's that clearing and everything.

I see the others fucked up my room, but if they fucked up you as well, don't come to me for an apology. It's not my fault.

What's the name of the dude I was married to anyway?

[RICK SANCHEZ]
I guess you weren't a shitty fucking dad before you went all pod people.

[...] Karen and Baby Doll appreciated you.

The university is overrun. We need a place to regroup. What about the high school?

Check in. Who needs help?


(OOC: Eliot doesn't realize their are Lokis or pod people not on their side, so this post is not filtered.)


[MAGICIANS + FRIENDS + TIM]

Where are you?

[Julia]

Are you busy at the moment? I need some help back at the lab.

[Alice]

Did you end up finding your glasses?

[Margo]

Thanks for hanging out with me in the forest.

[Julia]

Tell me I didn't do something stupidly embarrassing.

I know things have been rough the last few weeks.

So, we're going to scrounge up whatever alcohol we have left and there will be a party and I expect most of you to attend. RIP, the bar. We'll restock the next opportunity.

Rick, you're rigging up the sound system.

There will be karaoke. I expect at least half of you to sing. Don't worry about the curse for those of you who remember that particular week, I'll take care of it. I promise no one will sing unless they actually choose to.

Now who's helping me set up? We're doing this day six.

Not that I was asleep or anything, but what the hell?

[Julia]

Want to do some magic with me?

Quietly?

Can someone get me close enough to enchant one?

If anyone wants to bypass the monsters outside, I can calculate a portal into the other buildings. HMU.

[RICK SANCHEZ]

What are you up to this week?

[OOC: Anyone who encounters Julia this week might notice she seems to be in a great mood and, oddly for her, smiling.]

[FRIENDS* FILTER]

So Kady and I just happened to find a house that's unoccupied this week. Pool party at our place? At [address]. Bring food, booze and a swimsuit.

(*OOC: Ah yes, the dreaded friends filter. Do your best. I won't punish you for the crime of wanting to RP with me. All Magicians, Asgardians, fellow royals, anyone she's talked to on the network were very much included. The property is based on this Airbnb.)

Am I seriously in Florida right now? And who the hell enchanted a paper airplane to hit me in the head?

A few days late, but hi everyone. New addition to the experiment. It's been six days for me. How long has everyone else been here? What's your name? What do you miss the most?

Oh, my name's Quentin.


[ Magicians ]

I know I just got here and my memories back a few days ago, but isn't anyone else interested in why this place has wards on the second and third floors of Butler Hall?

A lot has happened, I thought we could share what we know.

I think the network is connected to all of this somehow. This isn't something I know, more like a theory, but a couple months ago we were on an alternate Derleth. My other self used magic to create an unhackable network, but I don't remember most of it. It feels like it may have actually connected us somehow, even across alternate timelines. I think it's why when most people disappear, sometimes it's a different version or timeline that appears in their place.

And speaking of disappearances, I asked The White Lady where people went when they disappeared for my wish. They go home, is the short answer. It's hard to put the knowledge she gave me into words but the time they spent here folds in on itself, it's there but they don't remember, like it never happened. I know that knowledge won't be a comfort for all of you. Sorry.

I would have brought up the information from my wish sooner but shit happened like it always does.

Anyone else care to share anything they've learned?


[TONY STARK]

[Photo Attachment: Julia's notes of how much of the potion she tried and the effects, detailing observations of healing after three small doses.]

[GUY WHO SHOT HER]

Hey. I don't blame you. You did what you had to do.

Well that fucking sucked.

Who died? Who's still here?

Did I see Quentin and Alice on the network? Coldwater, get your sexy ass over here so I can kiss you. I'll kiss you too, if you want, Quinn.


[Private to Eliot]
Are you okay? Where are you?

Okay, pocket dimension, some bloody welcome sign that looks like it came from America, some sort of creature sleeping over there, you've all lost your minds, and at least one person either killed or injured several other people.

Never mind that I just died, just ended up here and can't enter my dorm room without invitation for whatever reason. That's clearly not important right now.

Is what's on this paper airplane the extent of your explanations? Because I'm going to need a pillow and a blanket if I'm expected to spend the night here. My door might still

So, am I the only one who’s concerned that people are getting MURDERED??

Didn’t anyone see anything?

I have two school uniforms. One is apparently from Brakebills university, while the other crest states 'Ut malum pluvia'.

I don't remember my name. And I don't think I'm supposed to be in this body.

My dearest friend,

Welcome to Derleth.

I am so sorry I could not be there to greet you myself, but I trust you'll find your way around soon enough. Most of the students have not yet arrived for the new semester and so I've arranged for [your?] lodging on campus. You'll find a key in your pocket. Just like old times, eh?

Should the experiment go as planned, for one week we will be able to displace time and space itself. I believe with my calculations we will be able to control the effects and no one shall be the wiser. To anyone not directly involved it will be imperceptible.

Feel free to wander the campus in the meantime. We'll begin the experiment at [muffled] Hall, on Thursday, precisely at midnight.

We'll show them, won't we?

Un Sacrificium Parvis ob Adagnitio.