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Hey hey there Fighting Squids! It's Sophia Sorenson here with your weekly activities round up! I was doing this via email but thanks to Sylvia and Julia's wonderful new network technology (I seriously don't know how they did it, it's so impressive!) I have another way of making sure y'all get the scoop on what's happening around campus!

Today we've got a "Change the Name!" Protest...petition? thing happening in front of Jefferson Hall. Ask Fen for details. We appreciate ya!

Tomorrow it's Safe Sex Awareness Day (I think that's every Wednesday...) so stop by the campus clinic and see Dr. John with all your safe sex questions. He also said to remind you that there are free condoms and dental dams.

Thursday at lunch is Chess Club- meet in front of the library and look for Bruce!

Thursday night is Men's Lacrosse- it's the last home game of the season so be sure to pack those bleachers!

Friday is WOMEN'S RUGBY SEMI-FINALS. We're playing our division rivals, the Shamrocks, who you may recall narrowly eked out a victory last year- so show up and show your Lady Squids some love!

That's all I've got on my list this week, but comment here if you have something you want to see added!

Hello! I know we've been a bit distracted lately, but back on Galar I seemed to have picked up a small friend. Adorable thing. Called a Litwick. Ghost-type pokemon, looks like a chubby candle, feeds on life energy. Not to worry! I've got plenty, bit of a nasty habit, we've all got them.

Actually, what I find the most interesting about Litwicks is their tendency to lead people to dangerous places, and on occasion, possible death.

So who wants to find out if the Litwick can lead us to anything interesting here? Somewhere we're not supposed to go? Could be fun, right?

Okay, seriously?

This is not cool.

IC/OOC EVENT; Week Five, Day Four- 8:00pm
WHO: All the beautiful people
WHAT: Tilly Hosts Movie Night
WHERE: Butler Hall 4th Floor Common Room
WHEN: Day Four; Opens at 8 PM
WARNINGS: TBA


( Tilly is the hostess with the mostest )

Hi! This place seem neat! Two small questions:

Where am I?

And more importantly, what happened to my pincers?

My dearest friend,

Welcome to Derleth.

I am so sorry I could not be there to greet you myself, but I trust you'll find your way around soon enough. Most of the students have not yet arrived for the new semester and so I've arranged for [your?] lodging on campus. You'll find a key in your pocket. Just like old times, eh?

Should the experiment go as planned, for one week we will be able to displace time and space itself. I believe with my calculations we will be able to control the effects and no one shall be the wiser. To anyone not directly involved it will be imperceptible.

Feel free to wander the campus in the meantime. We'll begin the experiment at [muffled] Hall, on Thursday, precisely at midnight.

We'll show them, won't we?

Un Sacrificium Parvis ob Adagnitio.