NO EXITS

I pretty much have just the network right now because of my curse, sooo... When's the last time we did a no-stakes competition? I'm 100% not doing any personal question type games on here when there's a bunch of people that can't lie or can only lie. But we should establish Derleth's favorite snack. Y'know, the one that gets the most votes.

Rules:
1) Cupcakes are automatically eliminated.
2) List your top 3 favorite snacks.
3) Seriously, no cupcakes allowed.


French fries: 4
Blood: 2
Potato chips: 2
Doritos: 2
Reese's Peanut Butter Cups: 2
Chocolate Chip Cookies: 2
Pizza: 2
Flamin' Hot Cheetos: 1
Elk jerky: 1
Baked apples: 1
Blueberry Grunt: 1
Red bean mochi:1
Dark chocolate-covered almonds: 1
Applecake: 1
Funnel cake: 1
Hot Pretzel: 1
Poké Puffs: 1
Malasada: 1
Poffin: 1
Candied sweet potato: 1
Furutsu Sando: 1
Túrógombóc: 1
Chocolate mint milkshake: 1
Fried milk: 1
Kulolo: 1
Toaster waffles: 1
Green beans: 1
Moose Tracks ice cream: 1
Popcorn: 1
Pizza rolls: 1
Cheese fries: 1
McDonald's apple pies: 1
Samosas: 1
Fudge: 1

Next time, I might not be as friendly.

[JULIA W.]

Why'd you do it?

Where's the lubricating oil?

Cupcakes and a drink, huh?

[MARVEL (STEVE ROGERS EXCLUDED)]

Uh. I woke up with Captain America in my room. You know, the Steve Rogers version. HOW DO I LIVE HOW can I live like this I'm afraid to breathe, man

On the off-chance that he asks me about what happened in our world, what do I tell him? Do I tell him anything? Do I tell him nothing? Do I just pretend I know nothing?

Bucky

You’re still on the network. Does that mean you’re here? Where are you?

Rocket

There's a ping before a quickly redacted message.

What did you do.

To All

So. I remember a life in Empire City, and another life altogether. Is there somebody who will explain all this to me?

I'm sorry, I take it back. I don't want my normal clothes. I just

Why is it so imposs

Can we JUST GET OUT OF HERE

So hey, who wants to sneak into Broadway places with me?

So this network is kind of weird but I feel like I can trust it? Or you're all nice?

So I'm going to be in Empire City for four more days, counting today. I've already been or driven through a few other states on the east coast, so I think I'm going to head out on I-90 and go west, until I get to Big Sky, and then maybe all the way over to the coast.

Anything else I need to do or see before I head out? I have a couple more plays on my list, I've tried just about every hotdog this place has to offer, for some reason the best hotdog carts tend to be in Manhattan which I was not expecting.

Most of you on here seem to live in Empire City, what do you think?

Unsubscribe.

YES! MY SHOW HAS ARRIVED ON A DVD! I HAVE WATCHED IT TWICE ALREADY AND IT GETS BETTER EVERY TIME. I WOULD BE HAPPY TO SHOW ANYBODY WHO WANTS TO SEE IT. LOKI! YOU ARE IN IT, BUT NOT EITHER OF YOU HERE, HE'S MY LOKI! WHO ELSE? FANDRAL! YOU REMEMBER HIM, RIGHT? THE ONLY PEOPLE I RECOGNIZE WHO ARE HERE THAT ARE ALSO IN MY SHOW ARE NEBULA AND ROCKET!

[OOC: Those who watch it... Thor will laugh heartily throughout, even in the scenes where he's getting punched by Carol Danvers. If you haven't seen it before, or need a refresher these videos are not the best as they are edited, skipping a lot, but you get the gist. One and Two]

Who Gamora and Thanos. Accidental cameo by the Red Skull.
When Pretty randomly. Mathematicians might be able to figure out a pattern?
Where TVs, grungy VHS tapes.
Warnings Attempted suicide, murder, abusive narcissistic father.

youtube

If we're here for a week, what do you do here?

You don't even have rambling man or hard luck woman on your radios.

[NEBULA]

Is everyone here so [...] needy?

Definitely glad to be off that damn island.

Not sure how I feel about this though.

Good morning, friends. I am Baymax, your personal healthcare companion. I am glad to see that we are in our familiar campus once again.

We have a proper clinic again! If anyone wishes to donate blood for those in need, I will be taking anonymous donations all week in the clinic. Anyone is welcome to donate.

[Vampires]

I hope you are all doing well. There will shortly be blood donations coming in. They will be available as needed.


[All responses are private unless otherwise specified]

I don't underst Who aimed this paper projectile at my head?

I am not a fan of this place.

Well. This is damn unpleasant.

[Raven Reyes]
Where the hell are you? I was just with you and now I'm waking up on the damn beach.

I can blast again!

I'm going back to my body to make sure nothing's killed my frog friend and then we're high tailing it back to camp. Once that's through, I will be glad to help anyone who needs a lift.

I am My T-Rex will attack if you stray too close. Fair warning.

[PACK] ^{(NATASHA ROMANOFF, ROCKET, POE, ROSE WILSON)}
This is too much work. I don't need Are you guys fine?

[NEBULA]

ok so here's the score

- serious looking humie named kovacs is good people
- other good people: shit who natasha, tozier, metal arm barnes, pointy ears with the long hair and white hair with the guns, blondie #1, pikachu, sometimes loki, maximoff, thor, probably a few others but that's the short list
- the beefy guy's kinda delusional
- you're probably gonna get a roommate
- usually if you demand food someone'll make it

[uses the voice feature.]

Hello?

[...]

I can't even explain what just happened.

[...]

Please tell me I'm not dead.

[...]

Bellamy? I was just talking to you — I need help. My leg brace is missing.

Where are the Guardians? Where's Rocket and Mantis and Thor? And Quill I guess Did we break time?

Can someone tell me how to get rid of these damn idiotic birds following me?

My dearest friend,

Welcome to Derleth.

I am so sorry I could not be there to greet you myself, but I trust you'll find your way around soon enough. Most of the students have not yet arrived for the new semester and so I've arranged for [your?] lodging on campus. You'll find a key in your pocket. Just like old times, eh?

Should the experiment go as planned, for one week we will be able to displace time and space itself. I believe with my calculations we will be able to control the effects and no one shall be the wiser. To anyone not directly involved it will be imperceptible.

Feel free to wander the campus in the meantime. We'll begin the experiment at [muffled] Hall, on Thursday, precisely at midnight.

We'll show them, won't we?

Un Sacrificium Parvis ob Adagnitio.