NO EXITS

back to being the only guardian around here

and if that wasn't bad enough i keep getting yelled at to stay away from people's garbage when i'm just WALKING AROUND

you know what??? who wants to help me flip all the cans over just to give them something to yell about?? flark your dumb garbage cans, people. i'll get in your trash. I'LL GET ALL IN YOUR TRASH

Well, damn, I'm feeling serious FOMO watching half of you become cartoons this week!

Thank god I can at least lie and be sarcastic again.

Filter: Richie Tozier

Okay, cartoon or not, the first thing we need to do is find a place to properly drink and forget about Derleth's general assholery.

Filter: Hugh Christian

I'm going to miss you being your dog self, just FYI. But I have to ask... is there any possible chance we're about to fill up the theatre's costume department with a fresh supply of period clothing?

rar( rawr )

RICHIE:

Sorry but not sorry. If you need anything…

It’ll be okay. I think.

Filter: Richie Tozier

Bestie, where are you right now? I don't know if we have any liquor left but I grabbed some food from the kitchens earlier, and it is not cupcakes. I don't trust cupcakes right now.

Okay, if it wasn't for the weird shit with the cupcakes, I'd say this is a fantastic week if just for the food. Which one of you made all of this breakfast? It's absolutely amazing and if every week could come with all these dishes, that would be amazing, although I get that something is also forcing you to make all of it and wanting all the dishes is selfish of me. But unfortunately, I can be a pretty damn selfish person, like I used my powers to get a lot of things in my life to make it to where I am, and then it eventually backfired, so I stopped but then I had to use it when I ended up back in the 1960s with the rest of my siblings. Do you know how addictive it is to have this power when you start using it on one racist twat? No, you don't but I'm sure some of you can imagine. [...] Damn, I could have ended all bigotry back then. Even though there's the whole don't-change-the-future thing. Not that it matters because we fucked it up someway because we decided to meet up with our adoptive dad in the past before he adopted us and when we traveled back to our real present time, he had subsequently not adopted us and adopted other people?? So yeah. I think I just learned that keeping your mouth shut and holing yourself up doesn't work.

Filter: Richie Tozier

Day two, still painfully honest!

I miss my apartment already.

[Much Ado About Nothing Cast]

Much Ado cast, ultimately last week seemed a little difficult to get us all together considering some of you didn't even remember auditioning, so we're going to have our first meeting this evening (hopefully), if Delerth cooperates.

I'll give you a rehearsal schedule when we meet, but I'm hoping to keep it so that initially you all have a couple of afternoons of rehearsals, and a couple without. Any questions, hit me up. I'm taking Shadow out to the Green to run and then I'll be at the theatre.

[Julia Sowinski]

The dog's friendly, I promise.

Is it just me or has this shithole already done the whole 'sweets from a stranger's van, come and get it, nothing weird here' type of thing before? To us?

[private message: paul atreides]

Hey, uhhh - you good? Just checking. Because, you know. Reasons. If you want me to fuck off just say so but please don't because I'm soft and you're kind of my kid and it would suck

rar( rawr )

CLOSE FRIENDS* & FAMILY:

Just an informal check-in. Everyone good? Nothing weird or out of the ordinary? Nobody brought a dinosaur back with them, right?

anyone else have a migraine?

[*if your character thinks they’re a close friend then they are]

This must be the void that I saw.

So, first off, it looks like I've made friends with a giant sloth. If anyone wants to leisurely explore without having to worry about death/resurrection, the other animals seem to just leave this buddy alone and it's pretty comfortable to just sit on.

Second, well, probably not the best time or place, but who knows what our next reset will even be like, so just going to toss this out here now. I know there'd been asking about people with mind powers before, but I'm gonna do a repeat ask, but with the more narrow focus of people who are good with memory based mind powers or magic or science. Which flavor really doesn't matter.

I've already seen Cirilla on the network, and I can track her with a spell.

Has anyone seen a white-haired idiot, probably off chasing monsters on his own? Or a self-proclaimed loser with mind powers?

Me and Matt are back and, wow, THAT was a fuckin' adventure. We met some undead, fought them but then didn't fight them, heard their sob story, they turned on the shady merchant who screwed them, and now he's uh - indisposed. Which means we took his shit. Like a cart full of jewels and shiny stuff - we don't need all of it so if anyone wants anything, come go through it and take some. Could be handy if we're ever someplace where we need to barter for items or pawn gems for cash.

Also I'm still a fucking bunny. Someone scratch me behind my ears.

[After this occurs.]

[All of Matt's communication is voice-to-text]


Richie and I are heading out of the city tomorrow morning. Hope you end up finding those magic items you're looking for. We ought to be back by the end of the week.

We'll bring souvenirs.

( Read more... )

Why am I blue?

[...]

Look what I have. It's pretty bitchin.

[ attached is an image. ]

[G!Tandy: Filter to Richie, Loki, and Dr. Strange]

So there's another thing about my powers I haven't mentioned before, but one of the things I can do is steal people's hopes. The other me has been doing that, and tried to do it to me. Don't let her touch you if she gets near you.

[E!Tandy: Public Filter]

I finally managed to get to mine, and she stabbed me. I need help

rar( rawr )

My other self took the badge, and is wearing it.

He was so trusting, and nice, he didn't suspect anything.

I feel just awful.

private message to roomie steve:

Hey, I'm sorry about the rat lady. I know you two were getting kind of close. This place blows, as usual. You want to do anything to take your mind off it or just lie around being mopey? Either's valid.

[OOC: All of Matt's communication is voice-to-text]

What is everybody doing? I mean, besides trying not to freeze.

Not that this really affects anyone, but should anyone be curious where the four-legged furnace went, he remained with Janet. There is a scorch mark in the main vestibule that will remain in honor of his weeks of terror spent in Derleth.

Secondarily, yes I realize my appearance is off. We don't need to discuss that.

Cheers.

FRIENDS*:

I understand there’s always a lot of enthusiasm to explore the first day. But if anyone would prefer to stay inside and build a blanket fort, maybe read a book, or just sit in awkward silence, let me know. last week was I’ll be in my room constructing a tent out of bedsheets. All are welcome. Bring your own snacks.

[*If you think you’re a friend then you’re a friend.]

I appreciate a good jape as well as the rest of them, but the food is growing tiresome and the monolith looks like it's related to your Pepto Bismol.

WANDA MAXIMOFF:

How long have you been studying magic?

RICHI TOZIER:

What do you know of Wanda Maximoff?

( Read more... )

[Matt's responses are all voice-to-text]


Hanging a picture in a blind guy's room? Kind of pointless.

WHO: Richie & Matt
WHAT: Catching up on the 'lust' sin because it's been ages since they did the do and also trying out some mind tricks; additionally, there's an original song entitled I Hate Clowns But That's Okay (a love song by Richie Tozier)
WHERE: Richie's room
WHEN: Day 2, when most of his roomies are at the carnival
WARNINGS: They bang but that's cut out
STATUS: Complete

( And ouuuuur mac and cheeeeese! )

Hey, who wants to hit up the little carnival they've got going on? The clown barrels are just a touch creepy in a low budget horror movie sort of way but they've got games and who doesn't love a game or two? One of the signs I saw was five tries for a quarter.

They'd have charged a whole dollar for one try back home.

And that water balloon game isn't fun alone so, come on, you guys know you want to. I don't want to just play against the singing strangers in the pastels.

PRIVATE TO CLEO

Want to go ride the Carousel?

I woke up this morning with a head full of new memories. Not — another universe memories. My universe. It's funny, I was so busy thinking I'd died on that bloody rock on Sodden Hill that I never stopped to think I might actually survive it. Chaos doesn't usually work this way in our world. You burn too brightly when you haven't the energy, and that's it. A body without its soul eventually collapses.

Now it turns out that I didn't die. Something far worse happens — I lost my chaos — and I betrayed have a lot to answer for. And Jaskier isn't here anymore for me to care for. Or Ciri. Or Geralt. Or even Tissaia or Triss.

Things unravelled as they always seem to. I could really use a familiar face from home Thankfully, we were able to pull through, this time with less casualties. But at least I know that my actions at Sodden Hill pushed Nilfgaard back for good.

I don't have Jaskier's singing voice or lyrical talents, so if I start singing, trust that I will knock myself unconscious to save you from it. You have my word.

[Voice to Text]

Has anybody gone to that town yet? I hear music, it sounds like they're putting on some sort of performance.

[Private to Stevie]

Hey. Um. I noticing you writing to Malachi. I [...} May I come by your room? If you don't want to talk to me, I understand.

What? We left Galar already???? I thought we had about three or four more days to go. Awwwww man! Ron was gonna take me out to find mushrooms.

NOW I WON'T BE ABLE TO DYNAMAX!

JOHN! What happened to all the stuff we bought in Hammerlocke? We took it to my room, but now I can't find it.

Okay, this isn't even my room. What gives?

Fuck, I'm so tired and sore. Can this please be over with already?

( Read more... )

So that was garbage.

Julia and I were thinking tonight, we should let the werewolves run free. Everyone else stay to the dorms, barricade yourselves in. Let the wolves roam free, they have those entire woods.

Got it?

CLINT BARTON:

How hard would I need to twist your arm for patrolling with me? Make sure everything stays a silent night.

YELENA BELOVA:

Can I count on you to keep an eye on a building? Make sure no werewolves get through?

[VAMPIRE FILTER]

Someone approached me about donating blood. How is everyone so far? Anyone in need?

[NON-VAMPIRE FILTER]

If you haven't stepped up to donate blood, there may still be a few vampires in need. Let me know if you're willing. No biting necessary.

Observation One: There's going to be a full moon in a few days. We're going to need to prepare for that.

Observation Two: Not as important, but an interesting distraction. Am I going to be the first to bring up the Christmas decorations that are halfway put up around campus?

blocked from matt, but everyone else can see:

Look, I don't know who is what and who remembers what because as usual everything is hot mess but. Matt's not himself and he's a flannel-wearing lumberjack hunter on a mission and that's to kill me which is fine, I'm fine, thanks. This is fine. Everything's fine and all other Twilight creatures or whatever.

So maybe just steer clear of him. He'll feel like shit later on if he hurts anyone. Also do we know when the full moon is gonna be? How do you werewolf?

Any Anne Rice vamps with or without sparkly peens who have snarky comments can just fuck off - I'm trying to get through this without eating anyone, if possible.

Vanya, did you make it out in time? Are you safe? Am I the only hunter stuck here?

Ugh, I can't believe I'm saying this but I need to find a way back in for my brother.

And since there's apparently some controversy about this (what is wrong with you people?) I want it publicly on record that if by some tiny chance I get stuck in there again, I want someone to get me out.