( make him the cutest that I've ever seen )

I am probably not alone in this. I just had an unnerving experience.

Are we sure these are actual [...] people?

[Baymax]

Hey, pal, you still around?

So this place is called Megalopolis, but most people just call it The City. Sort of how New Yorkers and people from San Francisco just call it "the city." I seem to have some sort of reputation around here as a slacker. I guess that's what happens when your job is "Trust Fund Baby."


ORLIN DAX & BAYMAX (PRIVATELY):

I need to talk to you about Loki. He's been having headaches and some personal and has said that he went to medical to get looked over for them. He told me you found nothing.

But things are still wrong, and he's refusing to get help for the headaches.

I know, doctor/patient confidentiality, but this is something that's transcending the resets and keeps getting worse. Help me out here. Did the scan really turn up with nothing?

I can't be the only one wanting a little excitement of the non-murderous kind. So let's play

FUCK, MARRY, KILL

Derleth edition.


Maybe a little murderous. But just in the fictional way.

It was probably a good thing Baymax was in the Void campus this week. While he wished he could be there to assist his friends in the area without supplies or water, there was little chance of his vinyl and pudgy body coming through intact. And he wasn't that great at dealing with monsters in his human form, as he could recall, to his embarrassment.

But he still had patients. The others in the Void, upon learning they could watch over their allies and friends, had been doing so round the clock, taking shifts to monitor and alert those in danger.

So Baymax took care of them, his patients. He made sure they were eating, getting rest, taking breaks to walk and stretch their limbs, resting their eyes. The only one who had given him much difficulty was Bucky Barnes, whom he'd had to sedate once to enforce sleep as Bucky's physical and mental acuity had begun to decline.

Right now, he was preparing a tray of sandwiches, and whatever fruits and snacks he could scrounge up. He wasn't certain what would work well together. Hiro liked gummy bears, but also Cheetos dipped in Spaghettios. Baymax was trying to figure out the best caloric intake, vs the least amount of processed high fructose corn syrup.

Steve sat among the rubble, side-eying a part of the ceiling that had seemed weakened especially and rethinking his route out. In front of him a large metal case that was heavier than he'd have suspected had been pulled slightly away from the wall. He touched the cracks in the casing, thoughtfully, but had already found the power outlet and wasn't willing to break in unless it seemed like the only option.

Sighing to himself, he sat back and simply waited for the help that said he was on his way.

"Really shoulda been Rocket or Tony helping you, pal. But we'll get you back up and walking, somehow," he murmured, giving the lid a gentle pat. He did his best to sound confident, unable to tell if Baymax could hear him inside or was indeed sleeping like he'd suggested, though his expression was nakedly stressed as he kept glancing to his phone, hoping the Pokemon showed up quickly.

Anybody here an engineer/know of a battery or engine that can provide power?

I'm out of my depth here but I have some scrap metal and located a robot that needs help. Coordinates for his case are [Inserted]. I'll be hunting around but I'm no expert on this.

He||0, I @/\/\ Healthcare, your personal B@ymax cccccompanion.

lowlowlowlow power

I @/\/\ $tuck

If anybody needs me for something, I'll be in my room. I feel like I've been hit by a bus.

Yennefer, I'm 98% sure the cupcakes are faerie magic.

Good morning, friends. I am Baymax, your personal healthcare companion. I am glad to see that we are in our familiar campus once again.

We have a proper clinic again! If anyone wishes to donate blood for those in need, I will be taking anonymous donations all week in the clinic. Anyone is welcome to donate.

[Vampires]

I hope you are all doing well. There will shortly be blood donations coming in. They will be available as needed.


[All responses are private unless otherwise specified]

WHERE ARE YOU, BAYMAX?

* BB-8 took over the device for a very important check in.

Good morning, friends. I am Baymax, your personal healthcare companion

If anyone wishes to donate blood for those in need, I will be taking anonymous donations all week in the clinic. Anyone is welcome to donate.

[Vampires]

I hope you are all doing well. There will shortly be blood donations coming in. They will be available as needed.


[All responses are private unless otherwise specified]

Hello. This is Baymax, your personal healthcare companion.

I appear to be human again this week!

Despite appearances, I am still available in the clinic to take donations of blood from any who wish to volunteer. All donations are strictly confidential.

And if anyone needs assistance with a new form... I do not have my usual diagnostic capabilities, but I seem to be able to use... I think this is magic?


[Vampires]
You will be able to retrieve what you need by the end of the day. If it is still required. This week seems... different.

Has anyone seen my counterpart? I need to complete my mission, but I have not seen another healthcare companion.

They may be hiding it.

Good morning, friends. I am Baymax, your personal healthcare companion

If anyone wishes to donate blood for those in need, I will be taking anonymous donations all week in the clinic. Anyone is welcome to donate.

[Vampires]

There will shortly be blood donations coming in. They will be available as needed.


[All responses are private unless otherwise specified]

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Hello, friends. I am Baymax, your personal healthcare companion

I am available in the clinic for treatment of frostbite, hypothermia, wound care, and warm hugs. I have a heater that some of you may enjoy.

Stay safe and please dress warmly if you venture outdoors.

( . . . )

Hello, I am Baymax, your personal healthcare companion.

Has anyone else noticed the change in decoration? It appears quite comforting. There is a portrait of Tadashi Hamada in my room. It is very nice.

If anyone is in need of medical assistance, I will be in the clinic. There will also be hugs and lollipops available.

SOMETHING'S HAPPENED TO BAYMAX! He wanted to scan me for medical purposes, but after he did he got all wobblily and silly sounding, then TURNED INTO A SUITCASE! I don't know what to do!!

Oh. Wait. Never mind. He's back to normal again.

Hello. I am Baymax, your personal healthcare companion.

Thank you to all my friends who took care of me while I was human, and the ones who helped me experience so many amazing things. And so many delicious foods!

I am back to my normal self again. If anyone requires health care, I will be available. I am also prepared to offer physical reassurance with hugs.

Okay, so technically, Stevie setting up a dance party for the night in The Green (hello field, RIP Julia's woods) isn't going against Richie's wishes that she not talk to hunters like Matt. But if anyone is sucked in by music and fun and wanted to show up, who is Stevie to turn them away?

That's right. Stevie is going to impromptu put on a show. Everyone's been worried about chaos and violence. Clearly all we need to do is bring everyone together and show that we have more common than we think? Right? What could go wrong? Who wants to help Stevie set up? Who shows up to dance? Anyone show up to start shit or bring violence?

What's the worst that could happen?

Hello? I am Baymax, your personal... person. I... seem to be a person.

Anita? Loki? Friends? I... help?

ATTACK OF THE MACHINES | Animatrix Week

THE BAIT
A familiar, friendly health care companion has been traded between the human ships. Calling himself Baymax, he was reportedly scavanged and built in order to help humans as a robotic nurse. He is trusted, does no harm, and has been an ally and companion for months now.

THE REVEAL
Machines really can't be trusted. Baymax has been serving his AI overlords all this time, his huggable appearance hiding his sinister goals to return the 'saved' humans back to the Matrix where they belong.

WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
If your character has escaped the Matrix, but you want them to go back in, Baymax will sedate them, and a machine will scoop them up and return them to the Matrix. If you have not been in the Matrix, but want to go, this can now happen. If you are out and want to stay out, take out the marshmallow bot! His red armor and vinyl body are resistant to that EMP, so you better get creative!

Hello. I am Baymax, your personal healthcare companion.

It has come to my attention that many here may be suffering from overeating. There was a delicious meal yesterday, but eating too much can lead to discomfort. Treatments are ( as follows )

Hello. I am Baymax, your personal healthcare companion.

It is currently a brisk 42 degrees Fahrenheit. Please wear a sweater or jacket if you are going outside. There is also a 50% chance of rain. Bring an umbrella.

Is anyone in need of medical assistance?

I have also been informed that my hugs are particularly soothing for those with emotional distress.

Alright so, I tested out the theory that perhaps ghosts can be outrun unless you have a super-speedy ghost. No super-speedy ghost as far as I know, but outrunning them? No go. Especially not with the ones that could alter your whole reality.

Sooo anyone good with setting together bones and putting on a cast?

I seem to be stuck.

A pale creature appeared to be bleeding from the eyes. It did seem to desire medical attention. It pushed me aside. Now, I am afraid I have fallen and I cannot get up.

Help is requested.

Hello. I am Baymax, your personal healthcare companion. Many of you seem to be experiencing emotional distress. How may I assist you?

[the following are under separate filters.]

( Rocket )

( Tim Stoker )

( Anita Dickenme )

( Tandy Bowen )

( Carver )

Who: Baymax, Tandy, and OPEN (multiple threads permitted! Add character name and start a new thread if you want to interact with Baymax!)
What: Personal Healthcare Companion finds shipwrecked survivors
Where: The island
When Day 7, midday

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Hello. I am Baymax, your personal healthcare companion. I apologize for the structural damage to the paper aircraft. It seems to have impacted me when I arrived. I have repaired it to the best of my ability.

My dearest friend,

Welcome to Derleth.

I am so sorry I could not be there to greet you myself, but I trust you'll find your way around soon enough. Most of the students have not yet arrived for the new semester and so I've arranged for [your?] lodging on campus. You'll find a key in your pocket. Just like old times, eh?

Should the experiment go as planned, for one week we will be able to displace time and space itself. I believe with my calculations we will be able to control the effects and no one shall be the wiser. To anyone not directly involved it will be imperceptible.

Feel free to wander the campus in the meantime. We'll begin the experiment at [muffled] Hall, on Thursday, precisely at midnight.

We'll show them, won't we?

Un Sacrificium Parvis ob Adagnitio.