NO EXITS

Hello. Everything is strange and will no doubt get stranger.

If anyone woke up with injuries that need to be treated and/or got in fights with spirits and/or symbiotes and need to be stitched up now, please see Dr. Watson (John, are you alive?) or me, Dr. Chakrabarti, at Waldron Clinic immediately.

Thank you.

Right, since someone brought it up earlier, I'm around.

Glad we had this talk. See you next week.


[OOC Note: Eliot's image does not come up on the network this week.]

Yes, yes. It's Number Five, skipping puberty like there's no tomorrow. Get your laughs in.

But I woke up armed, I can still teleport and my hearing hasn't gone yet, so maybe don't laugh too much. I get the feeling the doctors are bo If anyone needs anything from my personal stash of liquor, I can probably make that happen.

Ask your questions while I'm still in a good mood, if you have any.

[DAHJ & RAVI]
I should probably thank the two of you again.

If anyone is feeling generous and wanting to donate whatever money they have before we leave this place, I could use some to finish buying what's left of my medical wishlist, which includes, but is not limited to the following:

• Anesthesia Supplies
  
• Baby and birthing supplies
  
• Cardiac Surgery Supplies
  
• Catheters & tubing
  
• Defibrillators
  
• Traction units
  
• Ultrasound Machines
  
• Vaporizers
  
• Ventilators
  
• EKG recorders (dual)
  
• Electrosurgical units
  
• Endoscopies equipment
  
• Fetal dopplers

Honestly, there's a lot more than that. But I didn't want to get too lengthy. Please donate. Thank you in advance.

[ FILTERED TO ELIOT WAUGH ]
Any injuries I need to worry about carrying over from this trip?

So that happened.

Some of you may already know this, but apparently Tony and I got married last night.

Gifts can be delivered to his lab - 426 Ellery Hall.

If anyone wants a Moscow mule, join me in the cafeteria.

[ALLISON]
Were you at the casino?

[ELIOT]
It came to my attention that your shiner should've reset last week. What gives?

Hello Derleth.

Now (and always) gladly accepting donations to keep the clinic well-stocked and running efficiently. Most things restock every week, but this place is more technologically advanced than the campus. There are a few things in particular we're looking for- talk to Dr. Chakrabarti or myself if you're interested in helping out.

Private to Ravi:

Dr. Chakrabarti,

I have some ideas for improvements to be made at the clinic, especially in terms of some of the worn out equipment. Anything you've noticed we're missing?

I've worked out what's causing all the song and dance around here. I don't know why it's doing what it's doing, but I'm pretty sure I can stop it. Unless you're all having fun. Are you all having fun?

Survey time. How's everyone feeling after Eliot's little soiree yesterday?

A few words of advice from someone who has gone through real life musical moments about once a year for the past five years.

1. Don't judge anyone for their musical choices. Last year I ended up singing a deep cut of a Kate Bush and Peter Gabriel song and an uninspired cover of "I Wanna Be Sedated". They won't always be winners.

2. If you are mortified or hoping intoxication will keep you from belting out a new classic, I'll be having a wine tasting on Thursday. Or maybe Day Five, late afternoonish. Honestly, I'm not sure how we're counting or marking the days anymore, it gets a little disorienting after a few weeks.

Your presence is delightfully requested. For those of you complaining about the lack of clothing options, I have something special in mind to help you out. All you have to do is show up. It'll be a tasteful adjacent affair.



[DR. WATSON & DR. CHAKRABARTI]
        Right, it occurs to me since we have two medical doctors on campus I should probably disclose a potential health issue.

        How to put this mildly? I stole a bunch of magic from a time witch several months before I showed up here and now I don't always 100% reset after each week. One week I had bruises from the previous week, another week when a building collapsed on me I was completely fine after the reset.

        So, if I end up hurt before the week resets please come check on me? I'm currently in room 402 with Vanya Hargreeves. That's all.

[ FILTERED AWAY FROM ELIOT WAUGH ]
So, I don't know what that was in Wilmarth Library yesterday, but please know that I didn't plan on that. I'm sorry for all the BDSM gear everyone was somehow magically in. And we can never speak of it again.

But the point of this post is to ask weather if...human brains is a thing we can get our hands on here? For research purposes.

( 'I've closed my eyes and thought of us a hundred different ways...' )

So we just wait this out?

[ FILTERED TO ELIOT WAUGH ]
I saw that you took off, but I wasn't sure whether to bother you. But it's been a few days and I haven't seen you posting on the network, so I'm hoping you're okay? Apparently the teddy bears are murderous and who knows what else is out there.

Hello there, my name's Dr. Ravi Chakrabarti and me and my companion, Lt. Colonel John Sheppard have suddenly found ourselves in what seems like a college dormitory?

I would ask if this is normal, but there's never anything normal about these situations. So the question is, what are we expected to do here?

[ooc; during this]

WHO: Dr. Ravi Chakrabarti & Lieutenant Colonel John Sheppard
WHERE: Their Room
WHEN: Week 9, Monday (Backdated)
WHAT: Waking up in a whole new universe.
WARNINGS: N/A

( 'At least there aren’t any alien ships hanging around, waiting to fire at us.' )

My dearest friend,

Welcome to Derleth.

I am so sorry I could not be there to greet you myself, but I trust you'll find your way around soon enough. Most of the students have not yet arrived for the new semester and so I've arranged for [your?] lodging on campus. You'll find a key in your pocket. Just like old times, eh?

Should the experiment go as planned, for one week we will be able to displace time and space itself. I believe with my calculations we will be able to control the effects and no one shall be the wiser. To anyone not directly involved it will be imperceptible.

Feel free to wander the campus in the meantime. We'll begin the experiment at [muffled] Hall, on Thursday, precisely at midnight.

We'll show them, won't we?

Un Sacrificium Parvis ob Adagnitio.