NO EXITS

I'm not about to ask for a group pact or anything, but I just want to say if anything gets beamed into my phone or on a tv -- I'll do my best to avoid looking without permission.

[FILTERED TO BEN REILLY]

Heyyyyyyy.

So.

I found this graphic novel just hanging out by the doors, and I didn't start reading it because I'm pretty sure it's part of how everyone is getting pieces of their life shared around. Which is super creepy.
And I'm trying to not be super creepy by watching anything. But there was this book, and...

I think it's yours.

Just because I refuse to take anything for granted around here as being fully normal: has anyone else seen the, uh. The dance... movie? With the - all right so I don't think I know your name, dancing man, but I do remember you from the pool party for what I feel are obvious fashion reasons so hello, I'm Vax, and I'd love to know more about this dance and why I'm suddenly able to watch it.

I also want to learn it, since it's a void week and we all need something to do right now. Who's in?

[ KATE, IKOL, AND PERCY ]
What do you say to making an evening out of drinking and stories? We can find somewhere quiet, build a campfire, raid the kitchens to see if there's anything worth toasting over said fire, purloin a bottle of something that nobody's going to miss, and see what comes up. It'll be like camping, only we've got questionably comfortable beds to go to once we're over it.

[ ONLY PERCY ]
Did I tell you I volunteered you for drinks and chatting with those two? Maybe I didn't, last week was a lot. Percival, I volunteered you for drinks and chatting with us. You know them, it's fine, you're welcome!

The ammo I used on the dinosaurs is back. Does this mean I have a never ending supply? Cool.

My name is Vigilante, and yes the helmet stays on at all times to protect my secret identity.

WHO: Peacemaker, Vigilante, and random people you don't know but may look familiar if they're in your fandom.
WHEN: Randomly over the next 7 days.
WHERE: On TVs and Videos
WHAT: The following video shows up randomly on televisions and plays on random stations.
TRIGGERS: N/A

[posted on speaker phone]


[The sound of machine gun firing]

FUCK FUCK FUCK!

[More machine gun sounds]

PEACEMAKER DO YOU READ ME?! ARE YOU OUT THERE?! I'M BEING ATTACKED BY... FUCK!

[Machine gun firing]

SURROUNDED... AAAAAAARGH!!!!!!

My dearest friend,

Welcome to Derleth.

I am so sorry I could not be there to greet you myself, but I trust you'll find your way around soon enough. Most of the students have not yet arrived for the new semester and so I've arranged for [your?] lodging on campus. You'll find a key in your pocket. Just like old times, eh?

Should the experiment go as planned, for one week we will be able to displace time and space itself. I believe with my calculations we will be able to control the effects and no one shall be the wiser. To anyone not directly involved it will be imperceptible.

Feel free to wander the campus in the meantime. We'll begin the experiment at [muffled] Hall, on Thursday, precisely at midnight.

We'll show them, won't we?

Un Sacrificium Parvis ob Adagnitio.