![[info]](https://www.insanejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small}
![[info]](https://www.insanejournal.com/img/community.gif){kind=small}
11:01 AM
[Posted on the network and broadcasted across all frequencies and stations. Also transmitted audibly from the horns of the Supreme Superior Loki (alligator) as he stomps through the town]
DENIZENS OF DUNWICH AND PEOPLE OF THIS MISERABLE PLANET. I, SUPREME LEADER OF PLANET LOKI, WISH TO WELCOME YOU INTO THE LOKIAN FOLD WITH OPEN ARMS. RELINQUISH YOUR WEAPONRY. YIELD TO OUR SURMOUNTING FORCES. ACCEPT ASSIMILATION WITH THE PODS. AND JOIN US IN GALACTIC SUPREMACY.
DO NOT CLING TO YOUR MEAGER HUMAN SIMPLICITIES. THINK OF THIS NOT AS SUBJUGATION BUT AS ACCEPTANCE INTO A SUPERIOR AND MORE CIVILIZED CULTURE. SURRENDER YOUR FOOLISH NOTIONS OF EVER HAVING BEEN INDEPENDENT THINKERS.
THIS IS THE FUTURE OF YOUR PEOPLE. JUST AS IT WAS THE FUTURE OF ALL THE WORLDS BEFORE YOURS. LET US COME TOGETHER AS ONE. WE ARE NOT YOUR ENEMIES. WE ARE YOUR PROTECTORS. YOU ARE A WEAK AND UNDERDEVELOPED PEOPLE, UNPREPARED FOR WHAT LIES BEYOND THIS UNIVERSE. UNDER LOKIAN RULE YOUR SPECIES WILL BE SPARED THE HUMILIATION OF TRUE ANNIHILATION.
JOIN US AND SURVIVE.
WE WILL NOT ASK YOU TO KNEEL, BUT TO BECOME ONE WITH US. TO UNITE IN THE GREAT LOKIAN LINK. TO BRING THIS PLANET AND ITS POPULACE INTO OUR CELEBRATED REALM.
SWEAR YOUR ALLEGIANCE TO THE SUPREME LOKI.
YIELD NOW AND WE WILL BE FORGIVING.
FAIL TO DO SO AND FACE THE UNRELENTING CONSEQUENCES.
DENIZENS OF DUNWICH AND PEOPLE OF THIS MISERABLE PLANET. I, SUPREME LEADER OF PLANET LOKI, WISH TO WELCOME YOU INTO THE LOKIAN FOLD WITH OPEN ARMS. RELINQUISH YOUR WEAPONRY. YIELD TO OUR SURMOUNTING FORCES. ACCEPT ASSIMILATION WITH THE PODS. AND JOIN US IN GALACTIC SUPREMACY.
DO NOT CLING TO YOUR MEAGER HUMAN SIMPLICITIES. THINK OF THIS NOT AS SUBJUGATION BUT AS ACCEPTANCE INTO A SUPERIOR AND MORE CIVILIZED CULTURE. SURRENDER YOUR FOOLISH NOTIONS OF EVER HAVING BEEN INDEPENDENT THINKERS.
THIS IS THE FUTURE OF YOUR PEOPLE. JUST AS IT WAS THE FUTURE OF ALL THE WORLDS BEFORE YOURS. LET US COME TOGETHER AS ONE. WE ARE NOT YOUR ENEMIES. WE ARE YOUR PROTECTORS. YOU ARE A WEAK AND UNDERDEVELOPED PEOPLE, UNPREPARED FOR WHAT LIES BEYOND THIS UNIVERSE. UNDER LOKIAN RULE YOUR SPECIES WILL BE SPARED THE HUMILIATION OF TRUE ANNIHILATION.
JOIN US AND SURVIVE.
WE WILL NOT ASK YOU TO KNEEL, BUT TO BECOME ONE WITH US. TO UNITE IN THE GREAT LOKIAN LINK. TO BRING THIS PLANET AND ITS POPULACE INTO OUR CELEBRATED REALM.
SWEAR YOUR ALLEGIANCE TO THE SUPREME LOKI.
YIELD NOW AND WE WILL BE FORGIVING.
FAIL TO DO SO AND FACE THE UNRELENTING CONSEQUENCES.