12:26 AM
Natasha asked me to take stock of what methods of disarming/stopping our fine Lokian friends we've successfully used thus far. Considering that some of us may be far and wide without weapons, and we might not want to kill our people anyway - maybe there will be some way to reverse the brainwashing?
Regardless - what outside of the usual guns have been successful weapons.
So far I've knocked out a couple with a well placed American Flag pole from the classroom, and Chanel no. 5 to the face is also decently effective if you just need to distract and get away.
AHEM, ANYWAY. THE MELONS AREN'T SUPER ADVANCED. THEIR MISSION? TO LEAD THE LOKIAN FORCES AWAY FROM CIVILIANS AND KEEP THEM DISTRACTED IN ORDER TO SAVE LIVES. ARE THEY PARTICULARLY GOOD WARRIORS? NO. THEY'RE WATERMELONS. THEY GET CRUSHED PRETTY EASILY. THEIR ADVANTAGE IS SHEER NUMBERS AND THE ELEMENT OF SURPRISE. IT MIGHT TAKE A WHILE BEFORE THE LOKIANS REALIZE THEY'RE BEING PLAYED.
BETTER USE THIS MOMENT TO YOUR ADVANTAGE!