leave it to derleth; day five [Filtered from Lokians]
This place is royally forked and you're talking to someone who died, went to the afterlife where they told me I was in the Good Place and it was really the Bad Place set up as the Good Place to torture me cause I totally didn't belong there but that's not important right now.
What is important is that I'm trapped in my house because there are aliens and jello cubes outside and I can't get anywhere, and I'm pretty sure someone across the street got eaten by some pod thing.
Anyway, how do you make a Molotov cocktail because maybe that will work? I can't believe I'm getting ideas from Jason...