NO EXITS

WYNONNA:

Have you been gardening in the backyard?

[Later, after Dan and Wynonna burn down the shed behind the inn]


LYDIA:

Pack a bag. We’re leaving town.

Oh? Did you think this was going to be some cute Leave It to Beaver sitcom all week? Well, I hate to break it to you, but this reality just slipped into 1950s B Movie territory.

ALIENS from the PLANET LOKI have been LIVING AMONG YOU! Now is the time they’ve decided to STRIKE! Their sleeper agents go ALL THE WAY TO THE MAYOR as COSMIC BRAIN REPROGRAMMING RAYS emanate on strange signals coming from A GIANT SPACE LIZARD!

THE ATTACK HAS BEGUN!!!

( Details! )

The university is overrun. We need a place to regroup. What about the high school?

Check in. Who needs help?


(OOC: Eliot doesn't realize their are Lokis or pod people not on their side, so this post is not filtered.)


[MAGICIANS + FRIENDS + TIM]

Where are you?

PEOPLE OF DUNWICH!
Fear not...! Cooperation will likely be met with mercy. Lay down your weapons and submit yourselves to the Supreme One, and all will be well. This is the promise we Lokians make you.

To those who decide to fight on... we have a death ray. It will hurt.

Then, it will bore a hole straight through you.

Then, you will die. Death Ray. Consider your options, Dunwich. Your planet will fall.

Alright so...magic is on the fritz apparently. Time to improvise. Who wants to wrangle up some aliens and lock them in a basement?

[Avengers]

So. Uh. Do we assemble?

[Stevie]

Hey! Are you okay? Where are you?

I'm not activating. I don't know how to fight.

[DADS]

Are you okay?

WHY THE FUCK AM I WEARING PEARLS?

WHAT THE HELL ARE THOSE THINGS OUTSIDE?

WHERE IS MY SO WHERE ARE MY BLADES?

~~[five minutes later]~~

I have 6

~~[five minutes later]~~

[Locked against Lokians and those loyal to Lokians]

I have 4 bottles of top shelf and every knife I could find in the damn kitchen. What the hell are we doing about this?

[Margo]

Tell me you're still you.

[Ty]
Are you I'm not Don't think that
Hey. You safe?

CAROL DANVERS
DOLORES ABERNATHY

Do you think we should fight or surrender?

[This is a computer code. If you say fight, you can see the filter. If you say surrender, you cannot see the filter.]

ABOVE FILTER:

We need to figure out where to regroup, somewhere safe. I may not have my powers, but I didn't have them before I got here either, so there's hope. We can turn this around.

Ideas on where to meet? We need a place with a fallout shelter if possible (Some people can't or won't fight, they need a safe place). Good thing we're in the 1950s, huh? But we need to be able to have lookouts without it being obvious.

Where does Derleth come up with these....situations?

[Darcy Lewis]

This...it wasn't me. I swear it.

ooc: Fen is using the voice-to-text feature on her phone to make a network post.. she won't respond to comments however

Anyone running around looking to help out because I'm outnumbered at the public high school. My own teachers turned and I took down a few but oh no crap no