NO EXITS

this is nuts. I know I'm still a kid to most of you, but I feel like a fucking kid again here!!

I got a picture with Goofy. I didn't even know who he was until now but I think he's my favorite.


[private to FIVE]
sorry I was shitty to you. people don't really want to talk about their shit and that's their business.

Last time I was in Florida, I was still really little, and so was Todd, and we just kept slapping each other in the back seat. My mom kept saying she was going to pull over, and dad was laughing so hard. We just kept slapping.

Anyway, I want to go to the Haunted Mansion, who's in?

CAN THE SUN JUST NOT DO ITS BLOODY THING? I've got my sunnies on, and I still can't make out a single fucking thing.

Am I burning? I feel like I'm burning. This is where the sun myths regarding vampire come from, innit? From someone who stayed in this sun-drenched cesspit called Florida.

Tampa, anything worth seeing there this decade 'round?

Filtered to Bucky

I know you're a no-go for water, but what do you say about poolside drinks for a few hours? I could use some relaxing. And then we can go find some delicious food at Disney Springs?

I may hit up the waterslide a couple times.

I teleported.

To the wrong place.

Long story short, I ended up in the Magic Kingdom parade as Prince Naveen.