NO EXITS

I ended up booking a room at the Boardwalk hotel.

And by booking, I mean, chose a vacant room I teleported into.

I need to switch hotels, because the slide is a fucking terrifying clown face.

I know people are all excited about furniture and clothes and stuff, but hear me out:


TVs. Bluray players. Movies and tv shows. Video games and consoles. Stereos and bluetooth speakers and music (because I am absolutely downloading everything I can on my phone).

Anyone up for pooling their money and seeing what electronic and entertainment stuff we can get? Or what we can steal

All is right with the world, Mollymauk Tealeaf is back in business! Step right up, get your cards read. First time's on the house!

My soul is hungry for It's all bit fake and manufactured, but I was reminded of that godawful Darby O'Gill and the Little People. Just another glorious example of the Americanization of Irish culture where we all drink and try to trick people. So naturally, I felt rather fucking compelled, you know?

Long story short, I filled up the last of those fake as shit kettles with gold ten minutes ago.

[DEAD WIFE]
I rented one of those Bora Bora Bungalows. Get your pretty ass over here, because I'm not planning on staying dressed.

If I fall into another enchanted sleep, Loki just threatened to make it permanent.

[attached is a photo of a pissed off looking Loki]


{ooc: goes with this log}

Oh, brilliant! I love Disney World! Haven't been here in decades. Or has it been centuries? Do they still have those food cones? Loved the food cones.

I decided to grab one of the King Kamehameha Suites at the Polynesian resort. I have an extra room if anyone wants to sleep somewhere more private than the dorm rooms.

This is the perfect way to cap off a day at the spa. Back to theme parks tomorrow!

Hi, hello, howdy! Really impressed with that paper airplane thing you guys have got set up. Super efficient for information delivery. And I totally appreciate Mr. Stark Tony helping me out with questions. Owe you one, man!

But did have a couple more.

With this whole 'reset' thing and the seven days, just curious, how many days is everyone else dedicating to actual Disney World? Because I've got to tell you, I've never been to Disney World and I don't want to miss a thing, and I'm just a little concerned four days isn't enough but I also know Orlando has way more to see than just Disney. So it's a bit of a conundrum.

Second! What rides are the absolute must ride as soon as possible ones? Don't tell me Dumbo or the Small World nonsense. Is Tower of Terror still a thing? That looked dope.

And third -- what's a Fandral? Is it a ride or a character in one of the older Disney movies? Or is it maybe some wacky Magic Kingdom food offering? Because I've seen the TikToks. I know they've got some intense food.

Speaking of! What are people recommending someone try first? I'm thinking dole whip. And one of those churros the length of your arm.

I guess I got tired of just sitting around in between weeks and decided to shop and buy a ton of haircare products. I used to work in a hair salon back in the 60s, so I have plenty of experience. Anyone dealing with humidity in your hair? I gotchu.

I'll do whatever the heck anyone wants, just ask.

[PRIVATE TO ELIOT WAUGH]

Pack an overnight bag, hot stuff.

So the year is really 2021, make what you will of that knowledge.

I apparently time-jumped ahead and missed the entirety of the last four years. Decided to listen up on the latest music, and Olivia Rodrigo is a huge thing now, but she sounds a whole lot like Paramore. ...does that make me sound old?

There is a LOT of pop culture to catch up on in just four years. If anyone is more recent than 2017, please recommend some things to look out for!

WHO: Loki & Bucky
WHAT: A little tussle
WHERE: Derleth Campus
WHEN: Day 3; Morning
WARNINGS: Language, Violence

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