NO EXITS

Okay I know things are super bad and I should ca and all and there are scary monsters outside but what's up with the second and third floors of this place? Sometimes I think I hear voices behind the doors and I've tried sliding notes under them to tell them to shut up but it doesn't do anything?

Also why is the west wing empty? And if it's so empty, why are the doors locked? Doesn't the president live in the west win

That's too many deaths in one day.

I'm taking point here. If you're heading out to do anything — anything — you check in with me. No one goes out of the building alone, and you go with someone who can make a quick and soundless portal to get you out of there if things go south.

No arguments.

ETA: How many of you have made it off campus to the town?

[after this]

There's food in my room. No one needs to go back to the mess hall or the Kitchen for a while.

Shuri made sure of it.

Ngamana Bast angakukhusela, dade omncinci. *


[* translation: Bast protect you, little sister]

[Loki (MCU)]
Where are you?

[FILTERED AGAINST LOKI (MCU)] I don't know if anyone is friends with the obnoxiously emo long-haired Loki, or if he's even alive, but that other guy from his world just died saving my life. Fandral, I think his name was? I would reach out to Loki myself but he seems kind of histrionic and he killed me during amnesia week. And I'm afraid he might get hysterical and get the rest of us killed cause more problems for us. So, if someone here thinks they can break it to him more easily then we should probably jump on that before he comes across the corpse outside of Butler Hall. [...] My condolences to anyone who was close to Fandral. Or to Wynonna. If anyone needs me I'll be in my room because apparently these things can kill both gods and really badass monster killers and that's a little disconcerting.

( . . . )

[To teams John/Rodney went out with + friends]

I am stuck in the theatre and Sheppard is out there making more noise than he should be!

i don't know what you people are up to or what kinda place this is but

MAYBE DON'T RUN OUTSIDE??????

SOME LADY JUST GOT WRECKED

I THINK I SAW SOMETHING THAT'S SUPPOSED TO BE INSIDE ON THE OUTSIDE AND THAT AIN'T RIGHT

( Read more... )

Am I the only one who likes the silence?

Alright. I've had enough of this. I guess I'll help. What's needed and from where?

[Aziraphale]
Come on angel. Let's do some nice deeds and then never speak of this again. Faster it gets back to normal around here, the better.

Wow, so I really like that the creepy-ass voicemail is not helpful and there's already a note telling us 'so the creepy-ass voicemail isn't helpful, sorry' PLUS letting us know where the alcohol is. Much obliged.

Because really. What the fuck.

Oh, right, hi. I'm Richie. Also what the fuck.

Is it weird that part of me really really wants to go and stand in the middle of the green and just SCREAM for two minutes solid?

Also, flush a toilet. Seriously. I've roughed it before but for some reason it's so much worse when you have toilets, the toilets work, but you have to remember to stop yourself before you hit the flusher. Trying to pee quietly is hard enough as it is.

( Read more... )

My bed frame is squeaky and I cannot say that I enjoyed last night's sleep on the floor. Moving the mattress alone sounds like a sure way to make far too much noise. Could I infringe upon someone to assist me?

Who: Shuri and Bucky
What: trying to get some supplies
Where: starts at Bucky's room
When: Day 2
Warnings: possible violence, definite death

( We're only brave 'til we're scared )

Anyone got a bottle of whiskey I could trade for?

Alright. The name’s Ash Williams. Pretty sure just about everyone is on drugs and I’m not sure anything that’s happened is real, but that’s not new. Just had a minor head injury, so the weird note and the drugged up people in this room are making about as much sense as…well, most of the people in my hometown. Which is to say not much. And apparently from all the posts, either I’m still stuck with the bag of assholes and his annoying as shit kids, everyone here is on something, or this head injury is worse than I thought. I’m leaning towards the second one. Hoping for it. Cause I could use something to put up with whatever bullshit is going on right now and this sounds like the good shit based on everything you’ve been saying. I don’t want anything two of the three people had in this room, though. Not up for a bad trip right now and that looks like something even shittier than having a fucking big ass bastard of a demon falling on top of you.

Kelly, Pablo, Brandy. If you kids are out there somewhere, I’ll be on my way once you tell me where you are.

All this quiet is too loud in my head.

Gonna be a long week.

[Jo Harvelle]
You okay?

Good thing I know how to be quiet.

Picasso not so much. Guess she's stuck in my room for the week.

We barely made it back.

Take your shoes off. You'll thank me later.

[Julia]

You do any dream work? Dream magic?

[Gansey]

This wasn't me.

So... Something I never thought I'd say, but Loki saved my life! Also I broke my arm. I didn't scream thankfully, but the crash when I fell definitely caught some attention. I'd be totally dead if Loki hadn't shown up.

I decided to see if teleporting made noise and attracted the attention of those creatures.

It was fine until I landed, so while I can try and aim closer to the ground, I don't think teleporting is the answer.

In a related story, I broke my arm, so if anyone can come help me tie a splint, I will pay you in junk food.

If you see a 01100011 01100001 01110100, please tell it to 01110010 01100101 01110100 01110101 01110010 01101110 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01101100 01101001 01100101 01110101 01110100 01100101 01101110 01100001 01101110 01110100 00100000 01100011 01101111 01101101 01101101 01100001 01101110 01100100 01100101 01110010 Data.

I am not familiar with him, 01100010 01110101 01110100 00100000 01101000 01100101 00100000 01110111 01100001 01110011 00100000 01101111 01101110 00100000 01101101 01111001 00100000 01100010 01100101 01100100 00100000 01110111 01101000 01100101 01101110 00100000 01001001 00100000 01101111 01110000 01100101 01101110 01100101 01100100 00100000 01101101 01111001 00100000 01100101 01111001 01100101 01110011 00101110.

01001001 00100000 01100001 01101101 00100000 01110100 01101000 01101001 01101110 01101011 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01101111 01100110 00100000 01100011 01100001 01101100 01101100 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01101000 01101001 01101101 Spot.

Because he is striped.

Well, this might be the most desperate or absolute stupidest thing I've ever done, but I'm going to let my new friend Elvis summon a demon to possess me to see if I can fight off these things.

Anyone have a music player I can borrow? Apparently it will help guide me back. Glenn Miller would be nice.

Great. More eldritch horror monster fucks. Just what I've always wanted.

[ELIOT WAUGH]

I'm hiding out in my room for the foreseeable future after I try to get some food and not die in the process. You're welcome to join me.

Okay, so for those of us who are definitely not leaving the building any time soon... what can we do? Make shift barricades on the front doors or something? Distract ourselves by trying to cook food really quietly? Collect mattresses and attempt to manually sound proof one of the rooms maybe? I'm not freaking out, I swear. I'm just trying to figure out how to help.

Can someone get me close enough to enchant one?

SHUT THE FUCK UP. ALL OF YOU JUST SHUT UP. DON'T EVEN SNEEZE.

DATA:

Where the fuck are you?

I went out this morning to check those things out. Doesn’t look like it will be easy to penetrate whatever their exterior is made of, but I was thinking maybe we can try scanning them to look for weak spots. Is anyone already working on this?

Or point me in the direction of someone who’s working on it if this is already a thing.

( Read more... )

So I managed to get some photographs. I don't see any eyes or damage despite the fact that this thing was throwing itself against the building.

[A few dozen photos of the one at her window in an upcoming log.]

If anyone wants to bypass the monsters outside, I can calculate a portal into the other buildings. HMU.

[RICK SANCHEZ]

What are you up to this week?

[OOC: Anyone who encounters Julia this week might notice she seems to be in a great mood and, oddly for her, smiling.]

( . . . )

[Private to Crowley]

We're not going to get involved with this. Let the humans solve their own problems, like we've always done. Right?

[Leverage Peeps]

Please tell me we are NOT going to go outside?

We're not in Disney anymore.

Has anyone ventured out yet? I think we need a coordinated effort here. Back home, I've lead a team that explores new, potentially hostile planets on a regular basis. I think a few of us should try to see what exactly we're dealing with while everyone else stays in the dorm.

Any volunteers?

I have some really bad news. I'm not going to be useless