NO EXITS

I have some really bad news. I'm not going to be useless

Uhhhhh

There is something seriously terriffying outside! Has anyone else seen the things outside? It looks like an Avengers thing!

[Peter Parker]
Those things look like they mean business.

We're not in Disney anymore.

Has anyone ventured out yet? I think we need a coordinated effort here. Back home, I've lead a team that explores new, potentially hostile planets on a regular basis. I think a few of us should try to see what exactly we're dealing with while everyone else stays in the dorm.

Any volunteers?

[Leverage Peeps]

Please tell me we are NOT going to go outside?

If anyone wants to bypass the monsters outside, I can calculate a portal into the other buildings. HMU.

[RICK SANCHEZ]

What are you up to this week?

[OOC: Anyone who encounters Julia this week might notice she seems to be in a great mood and, oddly for her, smiling.]

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[Private to Crowley]

We're not going to get involved with this. Let the humans solve their own problems, like we've always done. Right?

So I managed to get some photographs. I don't see any eyes or damage despite the fact that this thing was throwing itself against the building.

[A few dozen photos of the one at her window in an upcoming log.]

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I went out this morning to check those things out. Doesn’t look like it will be easy to penetrate whatever their exterior is made of, but I was thinking maybe we can try scanning them to look for weak spots. Is anyone already working on this?

Or point me in the direction of someone who’s working on it if this is already a thing.

SHUT THE FUCK UP. ALL OF YOU JUST SHUT UP. DON'T EVEN SNEEZE.

DATA:

Where the fuck are you?

Can someone get me close enough to enchant one?