[info]baddeal

WHO: Linda Fields & Kelly Kingsbury
WHEN: This afternoon
WHERE: A kitchenette in the Business Office
SUMMARY: Just some chit chat during lunch
WARNINGS: None!
STATUS: Complete!

There’s really no reason to subject the rest of us to this. )

[info]thisoldthing

The prices to all of my potions have been reduced to the lowest price possible. If you have a child under the age of 18 that was outed I will refund what the BO charged you for one of my protective potions as long as you provide me with proof of purchase.

[info]lieasdreamswake

WHO: Linda and Simon Fields
WHEN: May 2nd
WHERE: Home
SUMMARY: Talking about choices
WARNINGS: None
STATUS: Complete.

I will never stop working to find what will work for you. )

[info]thisoldthing

I'm looking forward to seeing the floats tomorrow. I do hope that everyone who has been working on them is finished by now and can enjoy a relaxing night before the parade.

[Talia]
I've collected all of the data I have. You should get an email with a number of word documents and excel sheets explaining my lack of progress with creating a potion for Simon that is effective. The confirmation that he's suffered this during his past lives lead me to believe it's been fruitless because it is somehow tied to a power, like your father. And I was never successful at creating anything for him either. But we could plan for Mav's. Simon's is more delicate which makes me more determined to figure out something for him.

[Family]
Is anyone going to the dance tomorrow?

[info]thisoldthing

As most of you know, I am Merlin. Should you find either of my scrolls I would be very interested in having them. Thank you, in advance, for your cooperation. Though I would be equally interested in hearing from you if I appeared in your own past life. I am aware of my existence as Eugene Fink, as he's mentioned in the archive.

[Mav]
I need your help with Simon. He's decided that he'd not going to medicate at all because the person he was in his past life suffered from the same problems.

[info]thisoldthing

I have a bunch of yarn colors I want to purge myself of. If you're interested comment below and I'll filter you my address.

[Michelle]
I hope you're not staying late at the office every night.

[BO]
I'll be at Jazz Hands tonight if you want to drink with me. I know that for some of you named Keiran it's a goal to see me drunk when I'm this old. I think it's unlikely tonight.

[Marco]
How are you doing?

[info]thisoldthing

I would like to point anyone needing to make an extra buck for those February expenses to the Potion Requisition Office. I have submitted a potion meant to keep people from removing items off your person and it needs testing. Not sure how much the BO will be paying participants this go around but it is quick and easy money.

[Matt, Roz & Fatima]
I had a thought about our latest town-wide mishap. Are any of us in disagreement that whoever has caused these things is either a Witch or has access to a Witch?

[Mira]
Any hints about what Mav has in store for you?

[Friday (Mav)]
I want a full report on what you have planned for Mira.

[Arden, Whittaker's & Fields']
I could go bowling soon. How should we split the teams?

[info]thisoldthing

Notes from Little Linda )

[info]thisoldthing

WHO: Linda Fields & Mav Whittaker
WHEN: Late Sunday, January 15 - Early Monday, January 16
WHERE: Mira & Mav's House
SUMMARY: Linda ensures that Mav is given a Blast From the Past when he wakes up.
STATUS: Complete

But this Monday was already off to an unusual start. Instead of Mira, he saw someone who he would only see in photographs now. )

[info]thisoldthing

Posted prior to Saul's party

Hello there. In case you're wondering about a blonde twentysomething you don't recognize - might be me. I forgot how great your body feels at this age and how much you don't need sleep - actual twentysomethings you better enjoy this now. Cause, wooo boy do I have story for you.

First off, Marceline Comely I challenge you to a drinking game at Saul's party. You better get your ass over there.

Secondly I have a survey. Please fill out this survey. Feel free to place it under a filter to ensure your privacy. Should the WPD want the results I will gladly hand the overall data and not give any names with individual data.
1. Has your age been changed?
2. When did your age change?
3. Which district do you live in?
3. Please describe the 24 hours before you changed making particular note of the things you ate or drank and the areas of town you visited.
4. Are you willing to give me a specimen (mouth swab or blood sample would be preferable) to examine?

[info]thisoldthing

Citizens of Woodsbridge, it's that time of the year. When people who don't ordinarily buy potions long for affection and begin to request love potions. I will not make those kinds of potions. The requests are promptly moved from my inbox to a folder I have labelled 'In Case the WPD Needs Circumstantial Evidence in the Future'. And I will be judging you forever.

That being said, I'm happy to provide birth control and sexual repellent. Those will be sold at 10% off my usual price through the Business Office from January 14th-February 14th.

[Keiran]
If you have any other anti-love potion ideas up your sleeve, I'm itching to experiment on something but I haven't had time to give it much thought yet.

[info]thisoldthing

WHO: The Witches of Woodsbridge + Their Family and/or Guests + Nosy Neighbors + Anyone who wanders towards a bonfire + Lifelong Friends of the Fields'.
WHEN: December 21st
WHERE: The Fields Mansion in Vintery.
NOTE: This has been posted early because I will likely be busy tomorrow!

❄️ + 🔥 )

[info]thisoldthing

TO: Keiran McQueen

[1] Let us imagine I have entered your office. Then for some reason I honestly don't understand, there is no post-it note pad on your desk.
[2] Now let's play a game called I Spy.
[3] I spy something shiny.

[info]thisoldthing

I am going to join the instagram world. Here I am "crowdsourcing" ideas for a username. Make them good.

[Arden]
How is my favorite oldest daughter?

[info]thisoldthing

It's the time of the year where I convince myself I'm giving myself arthritis while writing out my nondenominational cards.

[Witch Squad]
I'll be hosting another Winter Solstice bonfire this year. Let me know if you'll be bringing any plus one's.

Is anyone planning to volunteer their time or apply for jobs within the Mayor's office?

[Michelle]
I have a bottle of wine that begging to be shared before another week at work begins. Join me?

August 2017

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