Linda Fields; Merlin (thisoldthing) wrote in fableless, @ 2017-01-09 19:39:00 |
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Citizens of Woodsbridge, it's that time of the year. When people who don't ordinarily buy potions long for affection and begin to request love potions. I will not make those kinds of potions. The requests are promptly moved from my inbox to a folder I have labelled 'In Case the WPD Needs Circumstantial Evidence in the Future'. And I will be judging you forever.
That being said, I'm happy to provide birth control and sexual repellent. Those will be sold at 10% off my usual price through the Business Office from January 14th-February 14th.
[Keiran]
If you have any other anti-love potion ideas up your sleeve, I'm itching to experiment on something but I haven't had time to give it much thought yet.