Being that the semester starts in two weeks, this is my one and only reminder to you all to please
register early if you need English credits this quarter. Young Adult Lit is already capped to non-declared English majors/minors/grad students (this can be adjusted by contacting me
before the first day of classes, as that cap is at my discretion alone.) As always, Shakespeare and Creative Writing are both already nearly full as well, and neither of them will be offered a second time this academic year, so please do not send me a weeping email at 2:40 in the morning on the first day of classes begging me to make space for you.
I'll probably still do it butPlease also be advised that I am being
forced against my will required to teach ENG 101 this quarter and my class size is smaller than the usual 101 survey. The cap on that class cannot and will not be moved by any force in this or any universe, so get those spots early or suffer the consequences.
[MAT]I haven't taught 101 in years. I'm afraid I'm going to murder one of the little beasts. Please advise.
[RACHEL]I've been informed Yesterday was my birthday. Don't make a thing of it. But do get a drink with me, won't you?
[JESS]Couple of letters for you came to the house this last week. Not sure if they're important. I'll have them sent to your office if you'd like them.