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TO: Maeve/Zach/Lydia
FROM: Adam

(1) Hey
(2) Are guys going to the Halloween party at Bone's tomorrow?
(3) Also Maeve, is there any pizza left at home?

TO: Jake
FROM: Adam

(x) Hey Soooo How's your
(1) You free Sunday?

TO: Lydia, Archduchess of Chompychomp
FROM: Zach
SENT: 10/11/16 10:45 AM

[1] I just got your texts; my phone died and I just now got it working again.
[2] You're a hero, thank you.
[3] Family emergency--I put an OOO on the phones for the week.
[4] If you want to go in and use the office/do some organizing/charge me for the use of my xbox, just keep track of your hours and email them to me by Saturday and I'll get your payroll squared away.
[5] Sorry for not reaching out sooner. Shit's been fucking crazy.
[6] You're great tho.

TO: ELLA ELLA ELLA EH EH EH
FROM: Zach
SENT: 10/11/16 12:00 PM

[1] Heyyyyy guess who just spent a day in the WPD lockup
[2] I'll give you a hint
[3] It starts with "Z"
[4] And ends with "achary Thatcher the fuckin douchebag"
[5] Guess yet???
[6] Anyway if the cops come just like
[7] Tell them whatever, I don't care
[8] But just a heads up, they might
[9] Ya boy tried to break into the deadly artifacts exhibit
[10] As part of a job, ish
[11] It did not go well
[12] Obv
[13] Anyway someone else stole all the shit
[14] so like
[15] Maybe go stay with Sharona bc someone is running around with a lot of scary shit???

TO: Marce Bar
FROM: Zach
SENT: 10/11/16 3:00 PM

[1] Marce
[2] ah
[3] fuck
[4] sorry
[5] Marceum of Natural History
[6] 'sbetter
[7] ty for the potions
[8] u r nice n i leik u
[9] let's hang out when I don't feel like I'm dying of the fucking sads

TO: Zach
FROM: Lydia
TIME: 10:12AM

[1] The great heist of deadly items on the news must have gotten people thinking of their home security. Phone's been going crazy.
[2] Coincidence or am I the only one in town without her own deadly items stash to worry about?

TO: Zach
FROM: Lydia
TIME: 10:45AM

[1] Gary Franks said you had an appointment with him at 10:30. He needs to be at work, he's very angry.
[2] I told him you had Chinese food last night that didn't agree with you. Didn't know what else to say.

TO: Zach
FROM: Lydia
TIME: 11:24AM

[1] Gary is angrier. I told him you were still in the bathroom.
[2] Rescheduled him for 10AM tomorrow, he suggests you fast until then to avoid further untimely digestional issues.

TO: Zach
FROM: Lydia
TIME: 11:45AM

[1] Locking up, have to get to class. I tried to give you more time but I will be eleven minutes late already.
[2] Several other people are angry, took messages for you.
[3] Don't worry, they all think you spent the morning shitting your brains out.

My elbow is still killing me from last Wednesday. I was hoping it'd feel better by now. Someone should really bring in new potatoes for the darts, I swear we're still using the same ones from last year and they're pretty much mummified. Why don't we have team shirts anymore? We should do that again, I want to rep my team.

(...) I was thinking of getting a job. Maybe TAing.

TO: Twitch Cadence
FROM: Suze

(1) Oi, you wanna get a cuppa tea with me sometime next week?
(2) Someplace public, like. Was thinking of bringing Tay as well, but I don't have to.

TO: Maude
FROM: Suze

(1) Trying to bond with your boy, since him and Mae are all like they are again.
(2) I ain't much for bonding, so any prayers you wanna say for me to whatever God you believe it would be good, like.

TO: Lil Fishy
FROM: Suze

(1) How'd that dinner with Hook go then?

GO HAWKS! Cobras and Cougars got nothing on us. Squirrels got lucky.

I'm dying to go to Frightmare Farms for the Zombie Raid this year. Who else?

"Zombie Raid: You are the last line of defense against the zombie apocalypse. Strap in and go for the ride of your life blasting zombies with turret mounted paintball guns in the middle of a zombie infested cornfield from the back of one of our three zombie killing, retrofitted flatbed trucks! New this year is a completely new Zombie Raid field in addition to the field that you know and love!"

Ella

We should have a WoodsWarming picnic now that everything's back to normal.

Maeve, Suze

I'm going to meet Hook this Saturday.

TO: Croc Doc Ian

[1] Hey.
[2] I need your help again. Let me know when you're free.
[3] Last time for a while, promise.

Today I broke a tooth. 😬 I hate how people teeth don't grow back. I took out a mutant freak bear and all I got are painkillers and enough fur still stuck in my teeth to make a sock.

WHO: The Crocodile/Lydia Fisher and the bear.
WHEN: September 09.
WHERE: The Woods, near the swamp.
SUMMARY: Just fighting a bear.
RATING: Animal violence.
STATUS: Complete.

( It was 8:23 in the morning and The Crocodile's jaw was broken. )

TO: Charlie
FROM: Sum
STATUS: SENT 09/09/16 10:11AM

(1) Hey, Charlie. What time are you sending movers over tomorrow?
(2) Leona says she's not sure if you were going with them or not.

[...]

TO: Jon
FROM: Sum
STATUS: UNSENT

(X) Leona's moving out. Like, permanently. Without me. And I don't know where I'm eve
(x) How long can I stay at yours before it officially gets WEIRD? Because I

TO: Roz
FROM: Sum
STATUS: UNSENT

(X) Could I stay with you f

TO: Cat
FROM: Sum
STATUS: UNSENT

(X) Do you ever wish I was one of your actual br

TO: Ella
FROM: Sum
STATUS: UNSENT

(X) Wanna ru

TO: Auntie Iris
FROM: Sum
STATUS: UNSENT

(X) Auntie, I really really don't know where to go. Like, I know I could stay with you guys but my powers would go wonky SO freaking fast at not being able to take care of
(X) I can't live with my mom again. I just can't. I would lose my freakin
(X) Do you think Joanie would let me

TO: Tulio
FROM: Sum
STATUS: UNSENT

(X) If I stayed with you for a few days could you not tell my mo

TO: Jems
FROM: Sum
STATUS: UNSENT

(X) Could I

TO: Lyds
FROM: Sum
STATUS: SENT 09/09/16 2:54PM

(1) DUDE
(2) Are you staying out of the woods for a while?
(3) Because like, you can stay at mine for a while, if you want. Leona's room is going to be paid for for a while.

ADDED DURING THESE TEXTS.

TO: Jon
FROM: Sum
STATUS: SENT 0/9/16 3:08PM

(1) Taking Lydia to the hospital. The HUMAN hospital, for once.
(2) Will probably visit Nora and Jas and Sammy while I'm there.

I'm so full, home's been like a buffet. There's no hunt because everyone's looking for a fight but I still have to work for it, it's like they're shot full of steroids.

IAN

Let me know when I can come by. They don't go down so easy lately, got me good more than a few times.

( TEXTS TO: BONE, NATE, LEONA, HAL/JOAN/JAMESON/OLIVIA, IRIS, TULIO, AMANDA, LEDA, LYDIA, ROZ, TY/MAEVE, AURE, CAT, ABBIE, PETER, JAS, JEMS/JAIME, JEDDIE, ELLA, JORDAN, MAYU, SAMMY, JON )