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HERE IS THE quick little update for the Business Office for whoever wants to get snowed in! Maybe your character works there or maybe they were just visiting someone for lunch when the weather took a turn. Feel free to make your own headers! Break Rooms, Offices, Supply closets ( :X ;) ), powers wreaking havoc, whatever!

FILTERED TO: ARCHAEOLOGISTS + REGULATORY AFFAIRS

Hello again,

I know it’s been quite the month around here, but I need to compile a status report before Reg Affairs begins the dispersal of our backlog of magical objects next week. If each person/department could just confirm to me what you’re currently working on it would be greatly appreciated.

Thank you!

( News Report — 5/8/17 )

Before you start flooding us with calls, can I just ask you listen to the IVR and follow the prompts so you get to the right department? Is that asking too much?

FILTER TO: BUSINESS OFFICE
Anyone ever feel like we're in a hamster wheel? No? Just me? Okay.

FILTER TO: JASPER
Probably working late tonight.

Is that it, then? Are we to accept that these 'scroll fall' days are our new 'normal'?

FILTERED TO: THE BUSINESS OFFICE

Who's posting memes on the bulletin boards?

FILTERED TO: RA INTERNS

If any of you intend to sit in for testing of Item #1463, The Marionette, please use caution. It looks like it may be lethal. My I

So, has anyone used Blue Apron? After last night's MCJr, I'm considering it.

FILTER TO: BUSINESS OFFICE
Few things: the staple remover is on the loose. She's kind of angry. Sorry about your ankle, Kelly.

There's pulled pork and earl grey cake in the break room.

[...] And whoever signed for the flowers while I was on lunch, thanks.

FILTER TO: JASPER
So, I got flowers from my boyfriend today. They're really nice. I love them.

Large crack in the sky and weather that would make Hell proud? Must be Monday.

FILTER TO: AARON
I don't have to tell you to be careful and to not go hang gliding near that crack, do I?

FILTER TO: FREDDIE
I have a headache.

FILTER TO: BUSINESS OFFICE
Do we know what caused this? I'm assuming it has something to do with the air balloon, given that it floated off towards the big, glowing green cut.

WHO: Sharona Carter & Petra Muller.
WHAT: Sharona picks up Bo Peep's Staff.
WHEN: Backdated to Tuesday March 21st.
WHERE: Petra's office.
WARNING/RATING: N/A.

( If I’m understanding you correctly, it does what I… already do…? )

FILTERED TO THE BUSINESS OFFICE

For those of you who haven't heard, Matthew Sampson, our missing archaeologist, has been found.

I'm planning on stopping by the hospital at the end of the day to take flowers and a card. If you want to leave well wishes, the card will be at the front desk until 6 PM.

( Business Office Tweet -- 03/13/2017 )

FILTER BETWEEN: PIPPA CARSON, KAE QADAR, HARRISON MONTGOMERY, TALIA WHITTAKER, MICHELLE WATNEY, PETRA MULLER

Good afternoon.

You're being contacted on behalf of the Business Office. The Archaeology Department, working in tandem with Regulatory Affairs, is in the process of receiving, evaluating, and distributing recovered artifacts from the Homelands.

We are contacting because we feel that each of you has a rightful claim to Item #1568, a Long Lock of Hair, from your respective Tale.

I have included Miss Whittaker and Mr. Montgomery, my interns, on this filter, as all of you are registered and open about your identities. I have also included Petra Muller, as any questions I am unable to answer, I will defer to her.

This is meant to serve as an open and transparent communication line between the Business Office and yourselves. In learning from its mistakes, the Business Office would like to see recovered artifacts not only returned to its rightful owner. This is not meant to be an open auction or a bid, but rather a place where you may either recommend ownership, forfeit ownership, or find a middle ground that suits all parties.

Thank you for your time.

Michelle Watney
Regulatory Affairs

( Business Office Tweets -- 03/06/2017 )

( Business Office Tweet -- 2/24/2017 )

FILTERED BETWEEN: CADENCE BONE, JOAN COOPER, TERESA FISCHER, NADEGE MORPEAU, MICHELLE WATNEY, HARRISON MONTGOMERY, TALIA WHITTAKER, AND PETRA MULLER

Good afternoon.

You're being contacted on behalf of the Business Office. The Archaeology Department, working in tandem with Regulatory Affairs, is in the process of receiving, evaluating, and distributing recovered artifacts from the Homelands.

We are contacting because we feel that each of you has a rightful claim to Item #1248, The cage which held the Firebird, from your respective Tale. I would have included Tsar Afron as well, however his or her identity is unknown to me.

I have included Miss Whittaker and Mr. Montgomery, my interns, on this filter, as all of you are registered and open about your identities. I have also included Petra Muller, as any questions I am unable to answer, I will defer to her.

This is meant to serve as an open and transparent communication line between the Business Office and yourselves. In learning from its mistakes, the Business Office would like to see recovered artifacts not only returned to its rightful owner. This is not meant to be an open auction or a bid, but rather a place where you may either recommend ownership, forfeit ownership, or find a middle ground that suits all parties.

Thank you for your time.

Michelle Watney
Regulatory Affairs

FILTERED TO: MARTY SOLVERSON

I We have Would you prefer the professional spiel or shall I cut to the chase?

TO: Michelle Watney
FROM: Anonymous
WHAT: A series of notes throughout the day.

( Grant, if thou wilt, thou art beloved of many. )

Mind the cupids. If you try to touch them, they'll shoot you. It's just nerf arrows, though.

FILTER TO: THE BUSINESS OFFICE
Apparently, I have cake if anyone wants some. Seems harmless enough, but I think it's store bought.

( EMAIL TO: REGULATORY AFFAIRS DEPT, CC'D TO ARCHAEOLOGISTS )

Would you do it? It's been a while since I've been to HEL.

FILTER TO: BUSINESS OFFICE
Whoever put devil horns on my desk chair really needs to be more creative.

Oh hai! Since a fair amount of the Business Office is switching ages, thought I'd post up a quick and dirty IC/OOC for people go set things up/give reactions/do mini scenes/etc! Anything goes!

Set up your own headers in the comments! ♥♥♥

Apparently, my daughter thought that clicking the 'buy' button in Candy Crush meant that actual candy would be delivered. It only took her about $400 to realize that wasn't the case.

FILTER TO: FOREST

She cracked the code on the iPad again. In addition to the Candy Crush charges, we should be expecting a giant pink dragon from Amazon tomorrow. I asked her to explain and all she said was Momo 'needed a friend.' Also, she's learned a new guilt tactic. I'm going to murder Aaron if he taught it to her.

FILTER TO: AARON

Tell me you didn't convince Mia that her toy dragon needed a friend. Or that she needs a sibling. And tell me you do not have a turtle.

FILTER TO: BUSINESS OFFICE

This is your reminder to have your lunch orders in for Figaro's by noon Friday (12PM, 1/13) for next Tuesday's 2017 planning meeting. If you do not meet the deadline, bring your own food or starve. I refuse to allow this to turn into last year's debacle.

FILTER TO: MAV

Dinner soon? And by soon, I mean the beginning of some week when you're free.

FILTER TO: FREDDIE

What happened to the girl who makes milkshakes with soy milk? I liked her.