My goodness. I leave this place alone for a
moment and all Hel breaks loose.
[ ACADEMY STUDENTS & STAFF ]Biochemistry students should take note that Professor Marietta has been called back to New York to attend to a family matter. As such, I will be taking over my classes earlier than expected, as I'd planned to finish out the semester on sabbatical.
There should be very little disruption, and this will not affect final exams, but I will offer an extension on any lab work due today -- you may have through the Thanksgiving holiday to complete anything outstanding as I catch up on what you've all been doing.
To our new freshman class: hello. I'm Dr. Flagstad. I trust your education at Woodsbridge has thus far been an enjoyable experience. My office hours are listed should anyone wish to meet for advisory purposes.
And before you ask, as someone always does: yes, I have seen the 'Mystery Science Theater' episode about me. I assure you the film is much better in the original Finnish.
[ WITCH SQUAD ]Hello, my darlings. I hear it's been quite the week. I just flew in this morning.
[ ELIAS ]Hello, darling. Frida was under the impression you weren't coming for Thanksgiving. I told her she was obviously mistaken, but I don't know where she could have gotten such a bizarre notion.