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FILTERED TO: THE WPD

I have a couple of things to report.

First, Sharona Carter is officially being listed as missing. A friend of hers and her business partner noticed that she’d been acting off and decided to report the matter after they found a glamor tube in her home.

I had it tested and it’s clear that someone has been posing as Miss Carter for a while now. As far as I know she hasn’t been seen since this was reported.

I need two of you to take a closer look at this so let me know who wants it.

Second, the Business Office has reported Petra Muller as missing. As far as I can tell this isn’t related to the first matter. It looks like she nabbed a few magical objects and did a runner.

I need two of you to look into this as well.

[WPD]

This is going to sound extremely weird and unbelievable, but I'm sharing it with you all anyway: I've now officially received two separate reports of friends encountering what might be referred to as portals - some kind of random hole in the middle of the air resembling a window into a completely different place. In both cases, it was only visible for a handful of seconds, and then vanished without a trace.

It's probably a prank or an elaborate optical illusion, but given the differing time and locations of these two reports (not to mention the stark difference between the two who told me about this, and how unlikely it is they would collaborate on this kind of story), I do think it's worth investigating. If they're anything like smaller versions of the crack in the sky, this could be trouble.

[WPD]

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[Daddy]

Don't freak out! I'm okay, I wasn't home.


[Aspen]

WHO BREAKS INTO THE PLACE OF THE SHERIFF'S DAUGHTER OMG.


[Fairy Squad]

SOME JERKFACE BROKE INTO MY APARTMENT.

[WPD]
I I came home to my door open. And I always, always lock my doors before I leave and when. I was wondering if you could please send someone? I haven't gone in yet. I would feel better if How likely is it that someone is Just to help me check that I'm not being ridiculous. Actually, I should have n


[some minutes after]

TO: Matt
FROM: Penny
[1] Do you I was thinking I want to change my locks. And perhaps look into a security system.
[2] No particular reason Could you help me with that?

FILTER TO: WPD MINUS JAIME
I'd like to report a break in, if you please.

FILTER TO: RACHEL & FIONA
Before you ask, yes, I am fine.


[...]
FILTER TO: WITCHES
Someone broke into my apartment and stole my potions and potions book. I thought it might be wise to alert the rest of you in the event that they are targeting Witches in particular.

TO: Marcello
FROM: Matías
SENT: 5:37pm

[1] Out of curiosity, what is your security company?

FILTERED TO: LINCOLN JAMES AND FIONA COLLINS

Hello Mr. James, I'm Detective McKenzie with the WPD, and my partner and I caught someone breaking into your apartment this morning. While we believe they were unsuccessful in the attempt, please confirm at your earliest convenience that nothing had been taken. Your cooperation is appreciated.

Announcement from the WPD: The post from Xenia Pearce was a false alarm. We have confirmed she does not have the list and this was her idea of a prank. We apologize for any distress this might have caused.

We cannot comment on any ongoing investigations at this time.

[WPD]

A stoner teenager. Of course.

FILTERED TO: THE WPD

I don’t think I’m alone in knowing that fecking list would get out and sure enough. I just received a call from the BO letting me know that the original copy of the Fiona Lin’s list appears to have been stolen. No doubt they’ve already made copies to use, but the point is there’s a copy OUT THERE now. Possibly more copies have been made. We can’t stop it from getting leaked but we can come down on the person what took it.

I’m about to head down to the BO to conduct interviews. It's Sunday, so it'll be less busy and slow going over there. Keep your eyes and ears peeled for anything relevant and in the meantime, don’t speak to anyone outside the department about any of this.

FILTERED TO THE WPD

Two orders of business today:

Watney found Missing Person Matt Sampson yesterday. He’s in this hospital and his family’s been notified. I need a pair of you to go down and see if he’s fit enough for an interview now; yesterday he was in a right state. That might not’ve changed, but they’ll know if he’s physically up for it, anyroad. After that, the two of you will need to talk to his family, friends, and co-workers to go over relevant facts to see if we can put anything together.

Second order’s Harry Cabrera contacted me Friday. He’s been pouring over Tuttle’s shite since taking over as Acting Dean and saw mention of this, “Hand of Grimm,” in some of his papers. Papers themselves don’t give much of a lead since we can’t grill a man in a coma, all the notes found in his office say is that he, “head an interesting tidbit about the Hand of Grimm, will write more later once I’m home and can relax.”

We’ve pulled empty on anything with them since the art heist last year. I’d like two of you to draw up a warrant to search Tuttle’s place so we can look further into this for any mentions of this Hand of Grimm or Adversary. Be thorough. Take your time. Get it to Judge Padilla by Wednesday at the latest.

I think I've finally grown tired of the restaurants in town. I think I'll have to admit defeat and get cooking lessons.

FILTER TO: SAMUEL COLESON
Thank you for inviting me. I had a wonderful time.

FILTER TO: AARON
Can't you go one night without making yourself a spectacle?

FILTER TO: WPD
I have a couple of questions regarding visitation of current prisoners - not as legal counsel - if someone could take a moment to answer them, please. Thank you.

FILTER TO: MAVERICK
When you're not dead, remind me to tell you about my date last night.

FILTER TO: CHERYL QUINN
Thank you for a lovely evening. It was a pleasure to meet you.

Just got a call in that Dean Tuttle was found unresponsive in his office, and he's been taken to the hospital. Since it's nearly four, I'll take this call and check it out, make sure there's no powers usage, etc. Aaron won't mind if I'm a little late. If anyone wants to accompany, I don't mind one extra.

The WPD asks that everyone please remain calm and exercise caution at this time of upheaval. We highly recommend the following:

-Check in with all family members, friends, co-workers, etc. It seems that a rare few may have been aged down to a point where they would need protection and assistance, and now lack the means to take care of themselves. If you find (or are) someone in this situation, the WPD is glad to provide a place of safety, and will provide shelter and care.

-We caution against entering into contracts or making other life-altering decisions at this time. Ideally, this will resolve on its own, and a change in judgement could cause regrets. If you are still of legal age, you may remain liable for anything you agreed to at this time.

The WPD is asking that anyone affected by this change voluntarily report the circumstances to us. This will help us get a clearer picture of any patterns that this effect has taken. You can choose to keep any report private; we at the minimum need former age, current age, and gender. The more information we have, the better.

Thank you,
Det. F. Collins

Hi y'all!

I know there's a lot of the WPD changing, so in order to help keep our sanity here's a place to put all of their reactions to their first day at work (or first day playing hooky à la Ferris Bueller.) You know how it goes by now. :) Feel free to capture anything you want in the comments!

Best of luck, Woodsbridge. 😘

Today is my first day back at work after the whole wolf incident and just when I thought it was safe to walk the streets of Woodsbridge again, a reindeer stole my scarf! If you see a long bright blue knitted wool scarf with fringe on the ends somewhere, please check and see if it has the initials KZ written on the tag. If so, it's mine, and I'll come get it. Thanks!

[WPD]

The reindeer did not actually run over me, just stole my scarf out of my gloved hand. Do we have a report of reindeer loose in town or do I need to fill one out?

Also, hi, please catch me up on all our cases and let me know if there's anything that I need to rush. And thanks for all the cards and casseroles and stuff--I wouldn't have made it without you guys. I'm glad to be back.

[WPD]

Hey I know we've still got plenty of work ahead of us, but I feel like going out for a drink this weekend would be worth a little time off. Hop O' My Thumb (I know the owner)? Any takers?


[Chris]

I might drag the WPD gang to your place this weekend. Ready to have an influx of cops?


[Mat]

Hawaii can't come soon enough.


[Abigail]

What's up? Want to get lunch this weekend?


[Jon]

Hey. Checking in. Everything work out okay with that problem you were having during the Tale issue?

[WPD]

We have Amara and Kae safe in custody. They're shaken up but otherwise unharmed. We're on our way home now.

[Harriett]

We got her, honey. Your mom is safe and sound and I'm getting her home to you as quickly as we can.

[HoG]

We have Amara and Kae, and we're on our way home right now. They're both okay.

[Mat]

We got her, Mat. Kae is safe. And so is Amara. Thank god.

[Marco de Fiore]

Hi, Marco, I'm Detective McKenzie with the WPD. We found Kae safe and sound and we're bringing her home now. If you'd like to meet us at the hospital when we get back, I'll make sure you can come up to see her since you're her roommate. Her parents are flying in, but until they get here, she could use someone she trusts to be there.

If you need transportation, let me know and I can have an officer come pick you up.

( Cut for spoilers. )

WHO: Sheriff Finnigan, Tulio del Bosque, Leona Quinn, and Elena Daniels.
WHAT: Finny and Tulio pair up to find Leona and Elena!
WHEN: Late Monday Night / Early Tuesday Morning.
WHERE: On the road & Mt. Baker-Snoqualmie National Forest
WARNING/RATING: None!

( “I’m — very sorry,” he told her, and then with all the strength he could muster he tossed her out of the pit. )

( Spoilers! )

WHO: Ade Kelani, Yulia Kuklachova, and a special guest.
WHEN: Afternoon and evening of Monday, December 5th.
WHERE: Woodsbridge, CA; Medford, OR.
WHAT: Ade and Yulia head north tracking kidnapping suspect Madison Daly.
WARNINGS: None.

( Whatever you feel, just tell me left or right or whatever. )