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WHO: Linda Fields & Kelly Kingsbury
WHEN: This afternoon
WHERE: A kitchenette in the Business Office
SUMMARY: Just some chit chat during lunch
WARNINGS: None!
STATUS: Complete!

( There’s really no reason to subject the rest of us to this. )

If anyone finds a blue or pink dragon wandering around town, my daughter would appreciate it if you let us know. This is why she's not allowed to have a dog.

[FRIENDS*] apply liberally
Mia has requested that we have a barbecue before she leaves, so this is your notice. June 3rd.

WHO: Kelly & Mia Kingsbury, featuring Elena Daniels and Madison Daily, and a brief appearance by Forest Kingsbury
WHEN: This afternoon
WHERE: Woodsbridge Police Department Jail
SUMMARY: A weekly visit
WARNINGS: None!
STATUS: Complete!

( But Mommy always smiles and holds her hand and she never, ever says anything mean about Auntie El and Auntie Maddie, even though they’d done Really Bad Things. )

Large crack in the sky and weather that would make Hell proud? Must be Monday.

FILTER TO: AARON
I don't have to tell you to be careful and to not go hang gliding near that crack, do I?

FILTER TO: FREDDIE
I have a headache.

FILTER TO: BUSINESS OFFICE
Do we know what caused this? I'm assuming it has something to do with the air balloon, given that it floated off towards the big, glowing green cut.

I think I've finally grown tired of the restaurants in town. I think I'll have to admit defeat and get cooking lessons.

FILTER TO: SAMUEL COLESON
Thank you for inviting me. I had a wonderful time.

FILTER TO: AARON
Can't you go one night without making yourself a spectacle?

FILTER TO: WPD
I have a couple of questions regarding visitation of current prisoners - not as legal counsel - if someone could take a moment to answer them, please. Thank you.

FILTER TO: MAVERICK
When you're not dead, remind me to tell you about my date last night.

FILTER TO: CHERYL QUINN
Thank you for a lovely evening. It was a pleasure to meet you.

WHO: Ian Gorman & Kelly Daniels.
WHAT: Glimpses through Ian & Kelly's relationship leading up to his proposal. (Prompt: Break Up.)
WHEN: Many years ago.
WHERE: Around Woodsbridge.
WARNING: You're not going to read this. It's too long. I'm sorry.

( If I asked around about you, what would people say Ian Gorman? )

WHO: Aaron Daniels & Kelly Kingsbury
WHEN: This evening, 2/7
WHERE: Starting at the BO, ending on the streets
SUMMARY: Just siblings being siblings. :) And Aaron springing shit on Kelly out of the blue.
WARNINGS: None!
STATUS: Complete!

( Some things you told, some things you didn’t. The things you didn’t share were usually of a criminal nature. )

This is your yearly reminder that I will not take your soul in exchange for making someone fall in love with you. I do not care that you went to a Witch and they denied your disgusting request. Nor do I care that you 'were meant to be.' Clearly you aren't if the other party has rejected you.

The answer hasn't changed in decades, so please stop cluttering my inbox with them.

Additionally, selling your soul for free chocolate is sad and pathetic. Wait until the 15th to get 1/2 off chocolate like the rest of us.

The sooner someone solves this nonsense, the better. It's disruptive when half of the town is suddenly affected by whatever mishap of the week.

FILTER TO: FRIENDS
I was wondering if someone would be willing to pick up Mia from school and watch her until I get home for the next week or so. Apparently, my younger self thought it would be wise to pick up a pro bono case that goes to trial on Monday.

( Left on Kelly's Desk at the Business Office )

Would you do it? It's been a while since I've been to HEL.

FILTER TO: BUSINESS OFFICE
Whoever put devil horns on my desk chair really needs to be more creative.

Apparently, my daughter thought that clicking the 'buy' button in Candy Crush meant that actual candy would be delivered. It only took her about $400 to realize that wasn't the case.

FILTER TO: FOREST

She cracked the code on the iPad again. In addition to the Candy Crush charges, we should be expecting a giant pink dragon from Amazon tomorrow. I asked her to explain and all she said was Momo 'needed a friend.' Also, she's learned a new guilt tactic. I'm going to murder Aaron if he taught it to her.

FILTER TO: AARON

Tell me you didn't convince Mia that her toy dragon needed a friend. Or that she needs a sibling. And tell me you do not have a turtle.

FILTER TO: BUSINESS OFFICE

This is your reminder to have your lunch orders in for Figaro's by noon Friday (12PM, 1/13) for next Tuesday's 2017 planning meeting. If you do not meet the deadline, bring your own food or starve. I refuse to allow this to turn into last year's debacle.

FILTER TO: MAV

Dinner soon? And by soon, I mean the beginning of some week when you're free.

FILTER TO: FREDDIE

What happened to the girl who makes milkshakes with soy milk? I liked her.

WHO: Forest & Kelly Kingsbury
WHEN: Mid-December to Christmas Eve
WHERE: Their home
SUMMARY: Forest is the sensible one.
WARNINGS: Allusions to committing violent acts against kidnapping sisters. :)
STATUS: Complete!

( I suppose this was just another one of those ‘packing without thinking’ moments? )

WHO: Kelly Kingsbury & Elena Daniels
WHEN: 12/25/2016
WHERE: The jail :)
SUMMARY: Kelly goes to see her sister. Finally.
WARNINGS: Angry devil. Literally.
STATUS: Complete!

( Yoga. Elena was in jail for abduction and conspiracy, and she was doing yoga. )

Who Fiona and Kelly
When: December 23rd
Where: Fiona’s place in Tumbledown
What: Putting the clues together
Rating: PG
Status: Complete


( How long you were gone is irrelevant )

WHO: Keiran McQueen & Mia Kingsbury (feat. Momo Kingsbury), w/ a brief appearance by Kelly Kingsbury
WHEN: 12/5 - a bit before lunch.
WHERE: Business Office
SUMMARY: Mia has lots of friends. :’) // Keiran is very hard at work when he is very rudely interrupted by a pesky small child.
WARNINGS: Keiran and a six year old guys.
STATUS: Complete!

( There were few things Keiran took more seriously than his job. And there were very few things that could interrupt him whilst he was working on his tedious-but-necessary inventory reports without causing him to sigh loudly and glare reproachfully. )

You know what I enjoy most this time of year? Watching people play the system to make a profit on the holiday 'it' toy.

[...] And thank you to the people who have reached out to me about my sister. If you know anything, it goes without saying to please contact the WPD.

FILTER TO: FOREST

Faris is picking Mia up from school today. He'll bring her home by 8, and he'll be texting me pictures to show that she's okay. If you can leave the shop early, maybe we can do something. Thinking of all the things that could have happened to her is going to drive me crazy.

And I still can't get a hold of Maddie. If she'd gone with El, why wouldn't they have just said so before they left?

eta after this conversation
McQueen is offering to bake cookies with Mia on Sunday. I'm not sure how much longer I can deal with this 'sympathy for the devil' thing.

FILTER TO: IAN

It's been a week. How are you feeling?

FILTER TO: NICK

I heard you were here. I didn't realize you were interested in small towns. Hardly seems like you can make a profit here, so why are you here?

FILTER TO: NOEL

There are times I deeply identify with my Tale. Thinking of all of the ways I'd like to torture my sister if she's found is one them.

TO: Kel (Wolfram & Hart)
FROM: This asshole

(1) -Concerned text about Elena-

If anyone is looking to see Moana and doesn't want to go without a small child, I am hereby offering my daughter up. I've seen it three times this weekend, and as well done as it is, I'm already missing Let It Go.

[Archaeologists]
Have any of you heard from Elena? I know she was on assignment, but it's been at least a week since she's last checked in.

[WPD]
Good evening. I need to report a missing person. An archaeologist by the name of Elena Daniels.

[Forest]
It's a shame flaying people is frowned upon these days.

WHO: Kelly Kingsbury, guest appearance by Mia and Momo
WHAT: It's been a week since she's heard from her sister.
WHEN: Early evening, 11/27
WHERE: The Kingsbury residence
WARNINGS: None!
STATUS: Complete

( “It’s me. This is ridiculous, Elena. I will give you an hour to call me back and if I don’t hear from you, I’m reporting you missing.” )