taleless, rpg community

TO: Marty.
FROM: Sof.

[1] The rumor on the street was that you were dead.
[2] The rumor now, much more interesting,
[3] Is that you're the Adversary.
[4] Welcome back?.

I either have become much more empathetic over the last couple of days or I was also affected by this thing that is happening. Such a range of emotions.

Thank you, Woodsbridge, for being appropriate levels of weird on my first birthday here.

I guess if you ever wanted a change to change your name, this is a good opportunity to do so. It's a tedious process, but those of us who have married and have taken the Traditional route already know that. Or did I hear something about changing appearances with Cosmetic Glamorizing? Or something. Terminology is still a little lost on me.

In a list of so many, it is good to remember only a handful of people in a small town know your name.

FILTER TO: OTHER MUNDANES (EVEN IF SHE DOESN'T KNOW YOU AND JUST KNOWS YOU'RE MUNDANE, COME ON IN~. EVEN IF THEY LITERALLY DO NOT KNOW EACH OTHER AND THERE IS ANY WAY SHE COULD HAVE FOUND YOU,
SHE WOULD HAVE.

I am interested to know your thoughts.

FILTER TO: MATTIE HR

So.
Better to have been registered and avoid it having sprung on you, or no?

FILTER TO: ZORRO

Do you need help coming up with a new name? I have a few that may suit you.

I have your scroll, Boggart. Do you want to do this the fun way, or the easy way?

Now. Can anyone recommend to me, "top ten things to do in Woodsbridge?" As you can imagine, Google is not helpful and hunting for paper is not my idea of fun.

FILTERED TO: ZORRO

And you. You'll never guess what landed in my shitty balcony garden.

People have been asking, and I would like to address it here:

If you would like to submit your scrolls for archival, you may eventually do so here. Not yet. The Castle Street Library is trying to work out a system.

FILTER TO: MAT HR

How are you dealing with your scrolls? Did you have more than one, or no?

FILTER TO: MARTY S

Are you a cautionary fable? One of those short but, "don't do this, children," stories?

If anyone finds a scroll for The Very Hungry Caterpillar or Zorro please let me know. These are of great importance to me.

Castle Street Library is hiring for the following positions: Administrative Assistant, Clerk, Archivist, Web Master. Please submit your resumes in person.

We are also looking for volunteers who may be interested in hosting Storytime on Wednesday mornings and Saturday afternoons.

We are also looking for donors who may be willing to fund classes I am willing to host at the library. From what I hear, the Academy recently lost a couple of invaluable courses. Please inquire within or in person.

FILTERED TO KNOWN FIRED PROFESSORS / PROFESSORS WHO HAD A CLASS CUT

Hello. If we have not already been introduced, I am Sofía Hernandez Rodriguez. I've taken over Head Librarian position at Castle Street Library. I hear that a handful of you were recently let go, or had a couple of classes cut.

I'm in the process of working out funds so that I may offer to you the chance to teach one or two classes here a week. This community is small, and education is important. I would like to do what I can to see that your talents are not lost. Obviously nothing taught here will go towards anyone's college credits, but those who yearn to learn (aha) will seek other avenues regardless.

Please let me know if you're interested and hopefully we can work something out.

ooc: there isn't a public list so feel free to throw yourself in here if you wanna say sofía might know! i didn't want to assume. :)

Hello, Woodsbridge. I'm Sofía. I recently accepted the Head Librarian position at Castle Street Library. I met some of you at the charity auction last night. I anticipate I will meet more of you soon, seeing as my brother-in-law is popular enough to go for thousands.

Perhaps I should have saved setting up my internet for last.