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You know Asshole and Shithead and Dicksack and Fleaface, Fucklet and Shitlord and Douchebag and Blowhard. But do you recall the most infuriating bullshit of all? That they won't fucking leave.

[MARCELLO]
Tell me one of the animals not allowed at the sanctuary is reindeer.

[ANA]
Are you being stalked by these goddamn ungulates?

[DARIUS]
Busy?

( FADE IN - EXT - The Woods. The Highest Branch of the Tallest Tree. ZACHARY THATCHER, 27, is currently trapped in this tree. Unable to climb down, he sends a SERIES OF TEXTS. At the base of the tree, an ANGRY REINDEER, Age Unknown, watches. )

WHO: Avaline Weller, Ana Abedini & Darius Weller
WHAT: A little scene witnessed at the Faire.
WHEN: backdated to the end of October
WHERE: The Faire~
WARNINGS: Noooone?

( It would've been easy to let his eyes skip over them, avoiding their intimate moment. It would've been easy. )

TO: (INDIVIDUAL TUTORING STUDENTS)
FROM: Darius Weller

(1) How are midterms going so far? I'm available for last-minute studying sessions if you're worried and need more help.
(2) Standard rates, etc.

TO: Lincoln
FROM: Darius

(1) What are you up to this weekend?
(2) We should do some shit at the apartment. Invite some girls or something
(3) I have a couple bottles of whiskey in my room that I stole from the Halloween party last week

TO: Avaline
FROM: Darius

(1) Got the money I owe you

Well, isn't that just the way the cookie crumbles.

I half hope objects just start popping up where we least expect them. Has anybody checked local kitchens for the missing knives and ovens and whatever other kitchen apparel...?

[ZACH]
Don't tell me I've got to come chase you out of whatever cave you're hiding in, tiger. Give me something.

[ANA]
I gave you that number so you'd use it, you know. As often as you like.

WHO: Ana Abedini & Avaline Weller
WHAT: A first meeting!
WHEN: Friday afternoon
WHERE: Deja Brew
WARNINGS: None!

( In case you decide you do. Need me. )

HERE YE, HERE YE.

On behalf of your friendly neighborhood Crippled Tower, I’d like to provide you all with some much needed updates about the gaming world as it pertains to our shop:

• The weekend of Nov 12th, we’ll be having an event to celebrate the release of Call of Duty: Infinite Warfare. The game is released on the 4th, so we’re giving everyone a week’s time to beef up on their skills and bring those skills in for a showdown. XBOX and Playstation will both be available for play, we’ll award champs on each platform.
  
• We figured since the following weekend (November 19th) is so close to Thanksgiving that we’d do something kiiinda in the same theme? If you’re free, come join us for a long haul gaming event where you’ll embark on a grueling journey across the country with your family and fellow caravans. No matter how many players join, we guarantee only two will probably succeed in completing the game. Anyone figured it out yet? … That’s right, Oregon Trail. Snacks will be included, typhoid will not be.
  
• We’re thinking about adding some gaming books and kits to the shop. Like tabletop. We’re also thinking about running a Pathfinder group. Anyone maybe kinda sorta interested?

[TOWER KREW]

Did that sound smart?

Lmao apparently super blazed drunk Thatch bought like all the Dragon Age DLC last night, because I woke up to like 3406803468068 downloads. If anyone hasn't played any of this shit yet and wants to, come to my place and play with my XBox.
BYOB though, ya freeloaders.

IN OTHER NEWS, there's this "Describe Yourself in 3 Fictional Characters" meme going around Facebook, and for obvious reasons, that sounds like fun and ( I decided I wanted to do one. )

POST YOUR OWN IN THE COMMENTS, WOODSBRIDGE!

[ELLABANELLA]

A, let's meet and talk campaign shit soon.
B, let's meet and play video games soon because fuck off I miss you.
C, let's talk about when might be a good time to reconsider the Bad Apple fundraiser.
D, ANGELINA JOLIE IS SINGLE NOW PLEASE HELP ME IN MY QUEST TO BANG THE TOMB RAIDER.

So if people are done being sad and/or injured yet, there's a new semester which everyone should be thinking about. That means schoolwork, and that means anyone who still sucks at biology should be looking for a tutor, i.e. me. I charge $25/hr which is non-negotiable, but I have a three-point grade raise, guaranteed. Message me for details.

Unrelated, but I'm searching for a new roommate for a two bedroom place in Central. Convenient to school and public transpo, right above a commercial space that's going to be a cafe or restaurant or something, great water pressure, low utilities. Don't message me if you're going to waste my time, but it's pretty ideal and it'll get filled fast, so don't be slow, either.

[AVALINE]

[...] Need to borrow for rent until I get it covered. I'll pay you back.

Keener, I blame you for the fact that I've had to deal with barely 21's asking if I have Pokemon Discounts.

[Jack]
It's been a week since the girl died. It's probably safe to start talking about politics again. I just sent off an email asking about when debates will start.