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Spent the morning trying to relax with a few cups of coffee and Planet Earth on BBC America. The first episode was fine but then I saw a polar bear lose a fight with a walrus and a lot of baby penguins got lost and died in a blizzard. It's on that note and with all of your sad performances looming over my head that I start my day. I'll stick with the DIY shows tomorrow.

As always, I feel the last Saturday of the month coming on like the flu. Do I need to repost the list of banned songs or do you think you can handle making smart decisions for yourself this time? Let me know. I live to serve, Woodsbridge.

(edited to add)

Should've known. By request, the list of banned songs. Always taking suggestions. At World's Ending, we care about your good reputation and our ears. As a reminder, just because a song has a place on the banned songs list doesn't necessarily mean I don't like it, it just means no.

( BANNED SONGS )

TO: Ben
FROM: Cath

[1] I'm still mad.
[x] [...] But I miss my sister.
[2] Any word on Zach?

TO: Alex
FROM: Cath

[x] How is she?
[1] Is she still being an idiot?

TO: Wes
FROM: Cath

[1] How are you and the kids doing?
[2] And has anyone heard from Zach?

My dear dart league, I give you a free Wednesday. Do with it whatever your heart desires. This is not an early intermission and the bar will still be serving up all your favorite drinks and intellectually inspiring conversation so please feel free to come on down, anyway. Get some practice in, hell knows the majority of you sorry bastards could really use it.

TO: Family Group Text
FROM: Catherine

[1] I don't have to tell you all that going to look for the missing artifacts is a really bad idea, right? Because if I hear about anyone going to find them, I will tan your bloody hide, and that's not a threat. It's a promise.

TO: Maeve
FROM: Aunt Catherine

[1] Honey, are you okay? Do you need anything?

TO: Suze
FROM: Cath

[1] Who the fuck took your bloody apple?
[2] Suze.
[3] Suzanne.
[4] Answer my bloody text messages already.

TO: Ben
FROM: Cath

[1] I can't believe this.
[2] I knew the exhibit was a bad idea.
[3] But this? Ben, I don't like this. At all.
[4] Have you heard anything at work?

TO: Maks
FROM: Katya

[1] Apparently my sister was involved with the break-in last night.
[2] So that's a fun wake-up call.
[3] How's your day going?

( WORLD'S ENDING DART LEAGUE, MEET #3 )

( WORLD'S ENDING MONTHLY KARAOKE HELL NIGHT )

( WORLD'S ENDING DART LEAGUE MEET #2 )

Happy Tuesday, Woodsbridge. Come to World's Ending this Friday for our monthly Karaoke Hell Night and torture us with your dulcet tones. I'll personally drag your ass into the bathroom and give you a swirly if you dare to sing any of the banned songs below:

Never Gonna Give You Up - Rick Astley
Hurt - Johnny Cash
I Believe In A Thing Called Love - The Darkness
I Will Always Love You - Whitney Houston
Adele songs
Paradise By The Dashboard Light - Meatloaf
Creep - Radiohead
Bohemian Rhapsody - Queen
Don't Stop Believin - Journey
Total Eclipse of the Heart - Bonnie Tyler
I Will Survive - Gloria Gaynor
Wonderwall - Oasis
One Week - Barenaked Ladies
Free Bird - Lynyrd Skynyrd
You Oughtta Know - Alanis Morisette
Girls Just Wanna Have Fun - Cyndi Lauper
Time After Time - Cyndi Lauper **
Living On A Prayer - Bon Jovi **
Nickleback songs **
Dave Matthews Band songs **
The Devil Went Down To Georgia - The Charlie Daniels Band **
Sister Christian - Night Ranger **
Big Poppa - Biggie **
It's The End of the World As We Know It - REM **
Every Breath You Take - The Police **
Thrift Shop - Macklemore **
Eminem songs **
Gold Digger - Kanye West **
Jesus Walks - Kanye West **
Hey Jude - The Beatles **
Baby One More Time - Britney Spears **
MMBOP - Hanson **
Picture - Sheryl Crow/Kid Rock **
Kid Rock songs **

I reserve the right to veto any terrible song choices I haven't mentioned above. It's for your own good, dear patrons, I'm looking out for you. Don't be afraid to drink to your heart's content, you'll have all Saturday to recoup for Trivia Night on Sunday.

** new additions

Zany

Have you heard anything back from the Fuzz yet?

Tonight's the night, my friends. Four teams, three rounds.

ROUND 1 - Cobras vs Hawks, Squirrels vs Cougars

ROUND 2 - Hawks vs Squirrels, Cobras vs Cougars

ROUND 3 - Hawks vs Cougars, Cobras vs Squirrels

These are your assigned teams. As always, no switcheroos allowed.

Cobras: Jaime, Marty, Vitaly, Adam, Ian, Maeve, Jason, Vince, Rachel

Hawks: Lydia, Zach, Ana, Desirae, Suze, Matias, Cat, Alex, Jillian

Squirrels: Charlie, Marceline, Marco, Iain, Ben, Jasper, Gideon, Wes, Veda

Cougars: Nina, Penny, Clyde, Teddy, Nerissa, Gabby, Freida, NPC, NPC (ooc: if you have an NPC relative or whatever, lmk if I can add them to this NPC team!)

Consider this the sign up sheet for the nineteenth annual World's Ending Dart League. We have a lot of longtime players but we're always willing ready happy to take on newbies. Lack of skill is not an issue. In fact, the worst shooter is awarded the coveted jackass trophy. Our only requirements are that you are 21+ and you're willing to cough up five dollar dues every Wednesday without giving me shit about it. All dues go toward the end of the season party. Members of the league are treated to a free meal on dart nights. Some of us can be competitive at times but don't be intimidated because it really is all about the party in the end.

If you're a new player, let me know when you can come down to the bar so I can record your average.

( Sign Ups )

Family

Catch the news? What the fuck.

PokemonGo isn't just for kids. I know this because both of our clubs are Pokestops. Cut out some time to visit us at World's Ending or The Fairest and enjoy the icy blend of goodness we've dubbed the Lure. The brilliantly blue bottom layer is composed of amaretto and blue curacao and the preciously pink top layer is the perfect marriage of Malibu, Chambord, and grenadine. Show the bartender that you've set a lure in game and save a buck. Another lure will save you another dollar but that's the limit, you thrifty bastards. Suze has added a little special something to the mix but I refuse to spoil the surprise. You'll just have to come on down and see for yourself what will make our Pokestops your new favorite spots for all your virtual dog fighting PokemonGoing.

( Image not under an IC cut )

Maeve

You're not going to guess what I finally managed to get but I'd really like to see you try.