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Casino theme brings up the age old question: dress or suit?

Both are swanky. One has the opportunity for pockets. So I'm kind of leaning that way because I need my pockets.

Suit is also generally more durable. Which is good when you hang out with a ton of dogs. Which means I also need a lint roller for dog hair.

Suit is winning, so I'll probably be James Bond-ing it up for the ball.

Gossip sites are kind of garbage. Like, yeah, I don't totally get the whole 'wondering if the Tale your Tale loved or married in a past life will show up and sweep you off your feet' thing--ghost dog here, romance really didn't figure into to that at all.

But. Not everyone ends up a perfect match to their Tale. Again, hi, ghost dog here. Obviously not Actually A Dog since I'm typing this. Some people are chicks here when their Tales were dudes, and vice versa. That can kind of complicate the past life romance front if the cosmic dice roll of gender and sexuality landed on not mutually compatible combinations. 'Cause let's be honest--most Tales are pretty damn hetero and cis.

Like, yeah, embrace your Tale and your gender and your sexuality! Don't be afraid to look for love or sex outside of your Tale if you had none in your Tale or even if you did.


Also, this is kind of what the back of the Six Swans looks like sometimes, only less crowded together and waay fewer collars.

[Marceline & Zachary]
This is like the most philosophical fucking weed I have ever smoked. There's this and I totally had a one-way conversation about potential afterlives with Jackie Chan the dog.

Also, if anyone's looking for last minute holiday gifts, the Six Swans has holiday flavors of vaping liquid! There's a variety of peppermints, ginger and gingerbreads, eggnog, all sort of desserts, and--yes--even a kind of pumpkin spice latte.

I think the reindeer would like to try to start shit with me, but they didn't count on me having a posse of stray dogs who think I'm family.

There is nothing funnier than a reindeer looking around like "wtf?" while being yapped at by what looks to be a Jack Russell/Chihuahua mix.