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WHO: Leda Stavros and Tyler Pirlo
WHEN: Present Day August -> Future Times
WHERE: Woodsbridge, Portland, England, San Francisco
SUMMARY: Leda & Tyler part ways, but also kind of don't.
WARNINGS: It's long!!!!
STATUS: Complete!

( Maybe I’ll be one of those obnoxious Americans who makes other American expats wish they were Canadian. )

WHO: Saul Montgomery and Tyler Pirlo
WHEN: Forward dated to next week some time.
WHERE: Jazz Hands
SUMMARY: Tyler's come by to say his farewells.
WARNINGS: Nada. Farewells?

( You just significantly skewed the average age of my friends. )

WHO: Laura Lin and Tyler Pirlo
WHEN: May, after the third scroll drop but before Coopergate.
WHERE: Breadcrumbs
SUMMARY: Laura and Tyler meet for lunch and talk about their past lives.
PROMPT: Mystery
WARNINGS: Brief talk of death in past lives!
STATUS: Complete

( I brought my entire family on the Lusitania. Worst vacation ever, to say the least. )

WHO: Leda Stavros and Tyler Pirlo
WHEN: Today, 5/11
WHERE: The Cliffs
SUMMARY: Leda teaches Tyler a new skill.
WARNINGS: None.
STATUS: Complete!

( It took another look (straight down, like peering through the barrel of a gun) )

[KITTYBONE PARTYGOERS (FEEL FREE TO BE LIBERAL WITH THIS; IF YOU'RE IN THE USUAL CREW AND/OR YOU'VE ATTENDED A KITTYBONE PARTY IN THE PAST, YOU'RE IN.)]
Friends (and their friends!),

We figure a good number of you all have plans this weekend that involve graduating from the Academy and buying last-minute Mother's Day gifts. For those free on Saturday night, you're all invited to (NOT YOUR AVERAGE) Pre-Mother's Day Graduation Bonanza*^.

*DISCLAIMER 1: This party has nothing to do with Mother's Day.
^DISCLAIMER 2: Non-graduates are welcome to attend.

WHO: The people who brought you hits such as the Olympic Viewing Party and the Cristiano Ronaldo Live-Booing aka the Euro 2016 Party and that really bitchin' Halloween party
WHERE: [ADDRESS]
WHEN: Saturday, May 13th at 8PM until we get tired and kick everybody out to go order pizza
WHAT: A party! Bring your best game face.

[KITTYBONE]
I'm throwing a party, because goddamnit, I'm getting my MBA.

[FRIENDS + PINOCCHIO FAM]
I got a couple sweet offers that I've got to decide within the next few weeks. There's McKinsey (again, but as a manager this time) in NY, Facebook as a PM in SF, DeepMind as a PM in London, and two startup offers as a founder, one in LA and one in Boston. #EMPLOYMENT

"Gee," you ask. "Why the fuck are you filtering me?" This is my three-months notice that I'll likely be peacing out of Woodsbridge by the end of the summer. In which case, it's been real.

[LAURA + SAUL (AFTER MUCH DELIBERATION)]
Academy commencement is this Saturday. It's a long drawn-out ceremony where a bunch of so-called distinguished people recite the same ol' inspirational speech on the importance of learning and education and blah blah, but if you've got nothing better to do that morning and want to sit around for a few hours, I have commencement tickets.

WHO: Arden Montgomery and Tyler Pirlo
WHEN: Last Friday, April 21st
WHERE: The Academy (Arden Professor Montgomery's office)
SUMMARY: Tyler Meets his Family Members, the Arden edition.
WARNINGS: ---
STATUS: Complete


( 'Okay hey now,' Arden raised up a hand in protest. 'I’m not that bad.'  )

WHO: Freddie Montgomery and Tyler Pirlo
WHEN: Present day
WHERE: The Nite Owl
SUMMARY: Tyler Meets his Family Members, the Freddie edition.
WARNINGS: ---
STATUS: Complete


( Good luck in class. Hopefully you can get through it without another relative. )

WHO: Robyn Montgomery and Tyler Pirlo
WHEN: The week of the Tyler reveal (late February)
WHERE: The Internets --> Deja Brew
SUMMARY: Tyler Meets his Family Members, the Robyn edition.
WARNINGS: ---
STATUS: Complete


( My pride would very much like for me to pretend that I didn’t just get completely busted insta-stalking you. )

WHO: Nora Caron and Yulia Kuklachova, Cadence Bone, Tyler Pirlo, Gavin Sterling, Davis Jones, Sam White Horn, Pippa Caron, and Jasper Sampson Spencer
WHEN: From September 2016-March 2017
WHERE: All over Woodsbridge.
SUMMARY: Different moments post Nora’s kidnapping
WARNINGS: It’s sad at times. Nothing too terrible, but it’s not exactly lighthearted all the time, either.
STATUS: Complete!

( Her life was a mess. )

TEXTS TO LEONA

[1] I think our drink was the best of the whole lot
[2] And I have a question, if you're up?

GROUP TEXT TO SAM & TYLER

[1] Did we all have a good Saturday night?

TEXT TO LEDA

[1] Thanks again for having me as your plus-one!

WHO: Saul Montgomery and Tyler Pirlo
WHEN: BACKDATED to February 23rd
WHERE: 4F
SUMMARY: Tyler Meets His Family Members, the Saul edition.
WARNINGS: Length? Awkberg? Shameless Biggie namedrop?
STATUS: Complete.

( Relax, I'm not hiring you. )

WHO: Harrison Montgomery and Tyler Pirlo
WHEN: Wednesday, March 8th.
WHERE: A breakroom in the Business Office
SUMMARY: Tyler Meets His Family Members, the Harrison edition.
WARNINGS: ---
STATUS: Complete.

( I look forward to meeting the wife and kids. )

WHO: Leda Stavros and Tyler Pirlo
WHEN: BACKDATED to Valentine’s day (evening)
WHERE: The Golden Fish
SUMMARY: PROMPT: Heart-to-Heart
WARNINGS: Serious talks.
STATUS: Complete!

( A hardass, huh? You’ve been taking her classes for a while, then? )

TO: Maggie Sampson
FROM: Laura Lin

[1] I have something big to tell you.
[2] Are you free for a drink anytime soon?

TO: Tyler Pirlo
FROM: Laura

[1] Hey Tyler.
[2] Thank you again for the Valentine's Day text.
[3] Saul's reached out to you? Everything is [...] going smoothly, considering?

after this text

TO: Saul
FROM: Laura

[1] [...] How are things going?

WHO: Sam White Horn and Tyler Pirlo
WHEN: Before Valentine’s Day
WHERE: At one of the carnation fundraiser tables around town!
SUMMARY: Sam and Tyler have a tradition to follow
PROMPT: Secret Admirer
WARNINGS: None
STATUS: Complete!

( Can’t have a proper February fourteenth unless I make a few people run for their lives. )

[Filter to Tyler Pirlo]

I really have no idea how to start this out, so bear with me. Laura told me, and that you were okay with me reaching out, so I guess that's what is happening. Super weird I've seen you around all things considered. I guess I'll answer questions if you have any. But I'm going to tell your surprise half-siblings, so you have the option of connecting with them if you want. And yeah. Uhhhh Hi.


[Filtered to Arden, Harrison, Robyn]

So. Surprise. I just found out you have a half-sibling and he's here in town. Thought you might want to know. Still a little shocked here, but probably shouldn't be. His name is Tyler Pirlo.


[Filtered to Freddie]

I'm coming over at some point with enough alcohol to drown in and I'll maybe answer questions later I don't know. Just a warning.

TO: Nate and Sum
FROM: Sam

[1] I miss you guys.
[2] Let's hang out, whenever you're free.

TO: Gabe, Tyler, and Bone
FROM: Sam

[1] Lunch soon?

TO: Crippled Tower Group Text
FROM: Sam

[1] How many sign-ups do we have so far?
[2] I'm excited :)

TO: Joan ♥
FROM: Sam

[1] I think I've officially lost count of how many times Reilly's asked to listen to Let It Go on the way to school.

TO: Jill
FROM: Sam

[1] Hey Jill! Hope you had a good Valentine's Day :)
[2] Just wanted to say hi, see how you're doing.

Welp, now that one football season's over, time to move on to the other football. Thank god the knockout rounds for CL are starting next week.

[KITTYBONE]
I met her over the weekend. So I can confirm that 1) yeah, it's her and 2) my dad's also in this fucking town.

WHO: Laura Lin and Tyler Pirlo
WHEN: Afternoon of February 4 2017
WHERE: Deja Brew
SUMMARY: Laura and Tyler meet for the first time in twenty-five years.
WARNINGS: Heavy subject matter. Also a little awkward at first. And long because what is brevity.
STATUS: Complete!

( Tyler wasn’t going to be that toolbox who wore a suit to Deja Brew. )

OOC: POSTED AFTER THIS

[KITTYBONE]
Say you've known your biological mom's name for nearly a decade. You look all over the Internet, circa 2009, for her name but you don't get jackshit. And yet you're not in a big hurry to meet her, so you put it on the backburner.

Flash forward to 2017.

You see her name on the MOTHERFUCKING WOODSBRIDGE ACADEMY SYLLABUS of all places.

You __________________?

[RICH]
If I were to ask you for advice on something, does that mean whatever you tell me will be good advice that I'm just gonna blow off?

[RYAN]
Why'd you really come to Woodsbridge?