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WHO: Jordan Thomas & Naveen Kamala
WHEN: July 2017 - June 2018
WHERE: Woodsbridge, CA and Mound, MN
SUMMARY: The story of how these two crazy kids got together. (Not really. Just a budding friendship told through text messages.)
WARNINGS: So long. But it's texts, so it reads quick? I got nothing.
STATUS: Complete!

( Hey loser where u at? )

fyi: the unicorn frapp is absolutely disgusting omg why would anyone even drink that????? at the risk of sounding like SOMEONE else, it's like diabetes in a cup. :|

FILTER TO: MAYU
sooooooo i opened it. >>

WHO: Naveen Kamala & Jordan Thomas | Magdalena & Carter Raincrow
WHEN: This afternoon | Late 1950s-1989
WHERE: Naveen’s & Talia’s apartment | Various
SUMMARY: Jordan opened his scroll and refuses to let Naveen open hers. The life and times of Magdalena and Carter Raincrow, from meeting to death.
WARNINGS: Death!

( There was no way Naveen Kamala could see her scroll, Jordan Thomas decided. )

i have seen it.


like, four times already but.



TURN BACK INTO A CLOCK.
BE FREE.
WE'RE IN A BAD PLACE RIGHT NOW.



also, at least live action prince was like, hotter than cartoon prince? is it weird to think of your disney counterpart as hot?????

also, they kept in the rose!!!!! they like, got the COLOR wrong, but whatevs, they kept it and like, that makes me so happy? the shape was also

and omg, i'm like, SUPER glad that they didn't imply i was like, TEN? ALTHO lbr the enchantress totally would've cursed a ten year old bc he wouldn't let a STRANGER into his house. iajs.

also, i am legit sad that lumiere isn't like, REAL, because still wanna be him.

TO: Jordan
FROM: Sum

(1) Hey, man. Sorry I've been so quiet this week , t
(2) How're you?

TO: Cat
FROM: Sum

(1) Do you want your 'I love you and you're not seeing anyone, so here's your Valentine's Day present' now?
(2) Belated, because I am a grown up~ who got upset you didn't get me anything for Valentine's Day.

TO: Bone
FROM: Sum

(1) Hey ♥. I just checked their website and our usual place is closed for a few days because they're going to a convention.
(2) You want to just come over to the cottage for coffee this week instead?

TO: Ryan
FROM: Sum

(1) Dude
(2) Want to do another performance of the greatest show on earth~ soon?
(3) I'm judging myself for not suggesting we do a scene from Harry Potter last time

TO: Yulia
FROM: Sum

(1) Oh my god, check the network! Yarn!

[FILTER: FAMILY (AKA COOPER COUSINS) + SAMMY + NIC]

I meant to say this to several days ago, but RL happened. Hope you're all well ♥

I want to have everyone over to the cottage for dinner, kind of as a belated Valentine's Day thing. I know Hal is out of town right now so the next week is out for definite. I'm tentatively thinking something in the week of the 6th, what do you guys think?

PS O. I'm going to Linda Fields's house tomorrow to drop off some roses, and to pick through what yarn she's happy to give up. Do you want to come with?

okay woodsbridge pls settle an argument for me:

how long should it take to get ready for a date?

( VALENTINES FOR NATE, MAYU, LEDA, ROZ, POPPY/THE ADAMS FAMILY, JORDAN, TALIA, NAVEEN, HIS MOM )

i have legit been staring at these for like, the last TWENTY MINUTES and idk i just really need a cupcake rn???

seriously. cupcake delivery service. i could TOTALLY front you some starting capital if you would just make this idea work for me. bc life is too short to make my own cupcakes. and i think SOMEONE threw out my reg flour anyway, so like, pls indulge my laziness.

my kingdom for a cupcake. like, literally.

TO: Roz
FROM: Sum

(1) Link

TO: Jasper
FROM: Sum

(1) Hey, Jas. What're you reading?

TO: Jems
FROM: Sum

(1) You are literally the only person I could or would ever say this to: I like your roses.

TO: Eds
FROM: Sum

(1) What're you getting Jills for Valentine's Day?
(2) Hint: ROSES.

ADDED LATER:
TO: Jordan
FROM: Sum

(1) Dude. I'm getting ready to go out with Cat, so I can't go into the whole details right now, but are you open for new clients? Now, or in the foreseeable future.

WHO: Pippa Carson and Jordan Thomas
WHEN: 1/30/2017
WHERE: Their apartment
SUMMARY: Jeopardy is on. This is serious business okay.
PROMPT: Slice of Life
WARNINGS: None!
STATUS: Complete!

( Watching the show was one of their traditions, and even during finals week she managed to multitask during that half hour so she could beat out the champion on TV. )

okay but like, why does the semester go SO FREAKING SLOW but the breaks are over in the blink of an eye???? it's totally not even the littlest bit fair???

BUT it's 2017 and i am armed with resolutions, coffee, AND a list of movies to get me through it bc everyone needs something positive to look forward to, right?????? besides, there are some AWESOME movies coming out this year???

FILTER TO: PIPPA

did you hide my godiva???? bc i can't find it and i SWEAR i brought it back with me.

FILTER TO: SAM

are you doing the disney/hp thing with us??? pls don't make me face sumner on my own.

WHO: Jordan Thomas and Pippa Carson
WHEN: Before Christmas!
WHERE: Their apartment in Central
SUMMARY: Pippa can never relax and Jordan calls her out on it.
PROMPT: “It Doesn't Often Snow at Christmas.”
WARNINGS: None!
STATUS: Complete

( Sometimes, he thought Pippa was the energizer bunny on crack. )

there is literally a week until rogue one and i cannot wait.

FILTER TO: USUAL CREW

sooooo question for everybody! anyone interested in doing secret santa?? it's something we do back home to make shopping waaaay easier, but idk if anyone would want to do it?? also i leave for paris on sunday and if anyone wants something lemme know??

FILTER TO: MAYUMI

mayuuuuuuu. i feel like i haven't talked to you in AGES.

WHO: Jordan Thomas
WHEN: 12/7
WHERE: Pippa's & Jordan's apartment
SUMMARY: Jordan exchanges some IM's with his business partner.
WARNINGS: Jordan uses proper capitalization and grammar! Boring business talk!
STATUS: Complete!

( lol I think we'd be wasting Pippa's potential, honestly. )

did anyone leave a bin of art stuff and their phone on a bench in belle's garden today?? i found it on my way out, so just let me know and i will totally give it back to you. didn't want to leave it out there bc the art stuff looks like it's expensive.

FILTER TO: NATE

i still can't re

FILTER TO: USUAL CREW

sooooo does anyone know someone named kae??? the stuff i found might be hers. her friend doesn't seem worried but, like, idk. it was just sitting on a bench, and was there for a while from the looks of it. :|

FILTER TO: WPD

um. so. i found kae qadar's art supplies and phone sitting on a bench in belle's garden earlier. and like, no one has talked to or seen her? and she's not in her dorm. so, like, i don't want to be an alarmist, but there have been a lot of girls women missing, and i just thought it would be good to let you know?? um. thank you.

WHO: Jordan Thomas
WHEN: This evening, 12/3, 15-20ish minutes after this.
WHERE: Belle's Garden
SUMMARY: Jordan finds an abandoned art bin.
WARNINGS: References to Leona's disappearance.
STATUS: Complete!

( Night after night of sitting in bed, trying to reach her in her dreams, only to be met with a wall of silence and not even the slightest flicker of a connection. )

The weather has been absolutely wonderful lately, hasn't it? Perfect for strolling around town. I feel bad that I ran out of roses to hand out, though.

FILTER TO: KNOWN TALE ROYALTY

Isn't it strange that we have the town broken out into districts? Wouldn't it make more sense to break them out into mini kingdoms? After all, we have Kings and Queens, Princes and Princesses here. We're all capable of running a miniature kingdom, don't you all think? And, of course, Prince Jack can oversee harmonious unification while we see to the day to day minutiae.

this is NOT a drill. the actual TRAILER is here!

okay, but like, he plucked a RED rose, not a white one? but hey, at least they put that part in! and i think that emma watson makes a very good beauty. and idk. i guess dan stevens does a good me?

TO: Tale Fam (Cat & Jordan)
FROM: Sum
( Cut for sexual implications...? )

WHO: Jordan Thomas & Sumner Grace
WHEN: BACKDATED to Friday 28th October/Saturday 29th October.
WHERE: Pippa/Jordan's Apartment in Central and also a domestic flight between Arcata-Eureka & D.C/Sumner's subconcious.
SUMMARY: In which Sumner drops off the Important Thing to form a Dream Connection~ between them, and they talk while Sumner dreams.
WARNINGS: Mild sexual implications because Sumner is inappropriate. Sumner's plane has Turbulence and Jordan is briefly Worried?

( Really, it was the dress and floral print shoes that threw him for a loop. Not that this was the first time he’d seen Sumner dressed in decidedly more feminine fare, but he could also count the number of times that it had happened on the fingers of one hand. Fortunately, the one thing that this town had done for him was teach him to expect the unexpected, so aside from the brief flash of confusion and quick, rapidfire blinks, he appeared relatively unphased. )