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WHO: Helena Comley and Eddie Spencer
WHEN: Friday, post-mist-dispersion.
WHERE: Ryan and Helena’s place.
SUMMARY: Helena discovers a new talent, and prepares to embark on a new career using it. Eddie makes a reckless decision about his own.
WARNINGS: Fair amount of capslock.

( I wonder if you can like move PEOPLE. )

Ohmygod help me
I have fallen into a Tiny Kitchen hole and I can't stop watching???
Where does this person get all these tiny cooking implements???
Who eats all this teeny tiny food?????
IS THIS PERSON INSANE???
AM I INSANE BECAUSE I CAN'T STOP WATCHING??????
HELP I CAN'T???????????????????????

ohmygod when I was little I had a dollhouse and CAN YOU JUST IMAGINE making all this tiny realistic food for dolls for tea parties and things like ohmygod help me IT'S SO CUTE AND TOO SMALL???

( BIRTHDAY GIFTS FOR EDUARDO SPENCER WHOSE BIRTHDAY IT STILL IS EVEN THOUGH THE SKY IS RAINING DISTRESSING MEMORIES )

WHO: Helena and Ryan Comley
WHEN: Today, 3/10
WHERE: A mall.
SUMMARY: Helena takes Ryan shopping. Sigh.
PROMPT: Flash Fiction
WARNINGS: Siblings.
STATUS: Complete!

( LOOK HOW CUTE YOU ARE shut UP. Ohmygod. We’re getting this. )

I feel like they come out with a new study about how great coffee is for you every few months, and I will literally always get so excited about it! Drink more coffee! Shield your brain!

Also, I did not get invited to this fancy party this weekend, BUT all of my stuff finally did get here from New York and there's a bunch of clothes I forgot I had, so I was thinking HOW COOL WOULD IT BE to have like, a clothing swap?! Trade out some stuff you've already worn places or that you're not in love with anymore, get some new-to-you looks?? I'll organize if people would participate!

( Texts to Jasper )

TO: Eddie! 🍪
FROM: Helena

[1] Eddie!
[2] Ummmmm question
[3] Is it rude to suggest that someone use music related to their Tale as theme music?
[4] I want to suggest a song for Leona from the musical about her story but like
[5] I am not sure if that falls under the "rude Helena" category or not of I do????
[6] Pls help.

TO: Marceline 👧
FROM: Helena

[1] Thank you for the flower! 💚

TO: Ryan 😜
FROM: Helena

[1] omg I forgot to tell youuuu
[2] SHE SENT ME A FLOWER :)))))
[3] PROGRESS 🎆🎉🎆🎊🎆🎊🎆🎉🎆🎉

( New Instagram Story from dotcomley. )

( Propped up next to Jasper's plate of waffles this morning )

( Delivered to Jemma at the WPD, care of chubby diapered cherub )

( Delivered to Helena at the apartment, care of chubby diapered cherub )

( Delivered to Marceline's house, care of chubby diapered cherub that shoots her when she opens the door )

New friends! I want to put together a biweekly or monthly Art Jam, like a band jam but where you basically just show up and paint or draw or collage or whatever, just for fun. Like it wouldn't even matter if you were "good" because it would just be about making something, like art day in school. Would people come to that? It probably couldn't be until I get my own place AWAY FROM MY TRAITOROUS BROTHER but would that be fun??

[Leona]
Hey, thank you so much for letting me come to your party! I had a lot of fun! Btw your place is SUPER pretty. I hope we didn't totally trash it.

[Eddie]
RYAN REPLACED ALL MY TAGALONGS WITH SAMOAS
I HATE HIM
HELP ME EXACT MY REVENGE.

WHO: Anyone who knows Leona or otherwise would have been invited! Feel free to throw your character in even if Leona doesn't know them!
WHAT: PARTY IC/OOC
WHEN: FORWARD DATED: 2/4/17
WHERE: Leona's new apartment in Vintery!
WARNING/RATING: IDK it's a party. I'll update this as things happen!

( IC/OOC )

My dealers are back. Don't mind me while I eat this box of thin mints in one sitting.

[Jemma & Sumner]
Whatever Ryan orders, I am counter-ordering 10% more.

[Helena]
How's it going?

[WPD]
Since I have this pool table...game night at mine on Friday?

( Emailed to: the owners/managers of The Emerald Theatre, Jazz Hands, Ancilotto, Deja Brew, the Red Cloak, Jack and Jill's, the Art Institute, and pretty much every other business owner in town. )

[FILTERED TO: Literally everyone on the network except Ryan.]

Hi. I don't know what's going on, but my brother's a small child again apparently, so if everyone could help me out with the following:

1. Do not let him have Cherry Coke. If you see him with one, TAKE IT AWAY.
2. Do not let him repeatedly apologize to you. If he starts, STOP HIM.
3. DO NOT BE MEAN TO HIM OR I WILL FIND YOU.

Apparently this whatever-it-is thing going on doesn't affect Mundane Muggle-types, so I'm solid, and I WILL be beating up anyone who is rude to my brother while he's like this. And if anyone knows how to turn him back to normal, please contact me ASAP.

[SAMPSON-SPENCER CLAN aka Helena's faves]

Hi. Is this normal? Is he going to go back to normal? Does this happen here a lot? Are you guys okay? What do I do?

[MARCELINE]

Hi. Ryan's apparently turned into a teenager. I don't know what to do. Can you help?

( Texts to Jasper, Helena, Marceline, Jemma )

TO: Marceline 👧
FROM: Helena Comley
SENT: 12/27/2016 11:59 AM

[1] Hi, Marceline?
[2] This is Helena!
[3] I got your number from Ryan's phone!
[4] I was just wondering if you wanted to help do anything for Ryan's birthday!

TO: Jasper! 💗
FROM: Helena Comley
SENT: 12/27/2016 12:01 PM

[1] Jasper!
[2] As you know, the most important holiday of the year is coming up.
[3] AKA Ryan's BIRTHDAYYYYY!
[4] And I feel like it is our duty to see to it that he is reminded of it.
[5] And also what better way to celebrate your birthday than watching 2016 die a violent death???
[6] SO what are your plans with him and CAN WE HAVE A PARTY FOR HIM?
[7] ETA: I'm bringing blueberry waffles to the station - are you working today?

TO: Jemma! 💐
FROM: Helena Comley
SENT: 12/27/2016 12:02 PM

[1] Thank you for coming to my party!
[2] (This is Helena btw if my number isn't saved!)
[3] Also RYAN'S BIRTHDAY IS COMING UP do you want to help me make it over-the-top????
[4] ETA: I'm bringing blueberry waffles to the station - are you working today?

TO: Ry 😜
FROM: Helena Comley
SENT: 12/27/2016 12:04 PM

[1] Okay don't be mad.
[2] But I bought a new waffle iron with Christmas money and I used up all your flour.
[3] But now there are a ton of blueberry waffles.
[4] Can I bring them to you??

WHO: Ryan & Helena Comley and their guests (plus significant others and basically anyone that Helena might have randomly invited on the street, sooooo come on in if you’d like!)
WHEN: 12/23/2016
WHERE: Ryan’s apartment
SUMMARY: Happy early Christmas party!
WARNINGS: If there are any, we’ll update. ♥
STATUS: In progress!

( The Comley Holiday Party )

( Non-IC Cut: More Christmas Puns )

FILTER TO: JASPER, EDDIE, JEMMA, RICHARD, MARCELINE, TYLER, MILES, FARIS, HAL, KEIRAN, HELENA

Hey. Helena and I were planning on having a small party at my place on the 23rd if you guys wanted to come. I'll cook. It'll probably just be holiday movies and board games, but we figured we'd extend the invite.

FILTER TO: MARCELINE

Helena wanted to invite you. If you don't feel comfortable coming, no problem. Also: how's the Elf? >D

FILTER TO: BUSINESS OFFICE

Anyone got requests for the boombox that's wandering around? :)

FILTER TO: JASPER

Are you doing anything on Christmas eve?

FILTER TO: IAN GORMAN

Hi Mr. Gorman. I've been meaning to introduce myself, but [...] things have been a bit busier than I'm used to. I'm Ryan, Marceline's biological brother. I just [...] wanted to say hi. And thank you for taking care of her. She's happier here than she would h So. Hi. And thank you. Happy holidays.

Everyone here's been so incredibly nice and helping me find my way around while Ryan is at his very important job of teaching toy elves how to draw sharpie penises on things--so I wanted to say THANK YOU to all of you! :) And if I haven't met any of you yet, HI! Let's change it! :)

Supposing someone hypothetically was interested in hypothetically staying in town for a while but hypothetically felt bad about encroaching on her brother's hypothetical hospitality and maybe needed a hypothetical residence and hypothetical source of hypothetical income. Who has leads that could help a hypothetical person out??

And ALSO, while we are on the subject of hypothetical persons, is Santa real or is Santa not real, Woodsbridge. I can't take this emotional roller coaster anymore!

WHO: Helena & Ryan Comley
WHEN: Afternoon of 11/22
WHERE: The Woods
SUMMARY: Ryan gets a surprise visitor.
WARNINGS: Unexpected family reunion?
STATUS: Complete!

( Mm mmm, Sun-Roasted Salted Helena filets. Gourmet bear food. ...or should that be Grrrrrr-met? )

Hello! Happy Tuesday!

This Network thing is neat. Sorry I don't know any of you yet, but if you know my brother Ryan (Comley), we should be friends!

Um I'm looking for Peter Rumary. Can anyone tell me how to get in touch with him? Google seems pretty useless here.