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I have suddenly come into possession of no less than 34 baby turtles.

Come to Tumbledown and buy one, two or all of them off me because I sure as fuck don't know how to deal of them. It's hard enough taking care of myself AND my dummy of a dog.

EDITED TO ADD: Scratch the buying, you can trade me for a turtle assuming you also sign a waiver not to sue if you get salmonella.

EDITED AGAIN: Alright, fine. No turtles. No turtles for anyone. The turtles are going to presumably live out happy adolescences together at the Animal House.

To: Charlie 🐴
Sent: Literally two seconds after this.

(1) [Attachment: Mobile screenshot of the filtered message to Sav, and Sav's first reply]
(2) UMMM???? 😨😨😨
(3) WHAT'S YOUR MAMA WANT?? 👀 WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY???

Congratulations to all of you starting school again this week. I remember those days so fondly! Remember to savor it, dears--you might wish it was over now, but you'll look back years from now and wish it had never ended!

[CHARLOTTE]
Hello, Charlotte. How would a first-week-back celebratory lunch or cocktail sound to you?

[PROFESSOR SOLVERSON]
Hello, Professor. I don't believe we've been introduced; my name is Cheryl Quinn. I understand my youngest, Leona, is your TA. I wanted to thank you for looking after her and offering her the opportunity to work with you. How is that going so far?

[MISS AINE FINNIGAN]
Hello, dear. My name is Cheryl Quinn. I understand you're how exactly do you from my daughter Charlotte's past li historical origins. I wonder if I could have a moment of your time, when you're available?

[MR. MITCHELL SAVAGE]
Hello, dear. My name is Cheryl Quinn. I understand you're from my daughter Charlotte's historical origins. I wonder if I could have a moment of your time, when you're available?

[NICK EMELIN]
Nicky, when you're free, I'd like to discuss something with you.

Speaking of Christmas music, here's a little something-something to get you into the holiday spirit.

Also, if any of you don't have Thanksgiving plans with your family for whatever reason and you still want to celebrate Thanksgiving with people, hmu because we're gonna do a GROUP THANG.

TO: Charlie 🐴
SENT: 10/27 7PM

(1) How you doing? Nobody's giving you trouble, right?
(2) Milo's being Milo but he's giving me second-hand anxiety because he's worried about you.
(3) We love you. 💗💗💗

TO: Jaime 🌪
SENT: 10/27 8PM

(1) Hi!! 💞 Are you free to talk right now?

I'M BAAAAAAAaaaAAAaaaAAAACK!!! 🎶 That three day work visit to 🌟San🌈Francisco🌟 accidentally turned into a two week gaycation with my Queens oops. My poor little house plants.

CATCH ME UP. I'VE BEEN IN THE PEACE AND TRANQUILITY OF THE MUNDANE WORLD.

THINGS SAV KNOWS:

I heard the artifacts were stolen but then they weren't the real artifacts so it's okay? A big ol' JK to whoever stole them. (WHO DID STEAL THEM IS WHAT I WANNA KNOW??? DID YOU CATCH THE BAD GUYS??? I COULD ONLY GET MUNDIE NEWS DOWN THERE.)

The debates happened. Is there a recording of it? I want at least one Town Hall style debate so I can have a chance at becoming a charming meme until you look through my Reddit posting history.

But MORE IMPORTANTLY, THERE'S A HALLOWEEN MASQUERADE ON THE 30TH AND I HAVE A THOUSAND DIFFERENT COSTUMES BUT NO DATE. We bring dates to these things, right? I know I said gaycaton but I'm opan to all. WINKING EMOJI. (The ones on my phone look too crass for my pure intentions.)

WAIT. THAT'S WHAT REACTION IMAGES ARE FOR.

( not an ic cut )

Little bit flirty, lotta bit playful.

TO: Princess Peach
SENT: 9/28; ~3pm

(1) BABY 😭😭😭 ARE YOU OKAY??? 💔💔💔💔💔💔
(2) I JUST READ THAT WHOLE MESS WITH ELIAS 😡😠😤
(3) HE DOES NOT GET TO CALL YOU THE C-WORD WHEN HE IS THE EMBODIMENT OF THE D-WORD.

TO: Charlie 🐴
SENT: 9/28; ~3pm

(X) WHAT'D HE DO THIS TIME? 💢
(X) HE'S UPSET MY BABY.
(1) Is Elias bothering you?

[MATT + PENNY + SAV]

I know we've talked about this before, but do you think one of us should reach out to her Elias?

[Flora, Fauna, & Merryweather]

How's our little Mav Mahelona-Savage doing?

OKAY AND NOW THAT I'VE SUCCESSFULLY BROKEN THE ICE, CAN I ADMIT THAT I FEEL BAD FOR HIM? I don't want to jump into being buddy-buddy with her but I also don't want to be a Gretchen Wieners like in the ye olde days.
( YOU CAN'T SIT WITH US.gif )

Because it's 2016 and that's so not fetch.

Should we reach out? Dip our big toe in the pool of friendship? While also vowing to never tell him about Mav Mahelona-Savage unless he agrees to get matching BFF bracelets with us?

To: Flora, Fauna, & Merryweather
Sent: 1:30 PM

(1) If they're giving those items out to any responsible Tale member, why don't we snatch up that spinning wheel before it falls into some shady-ass hands?

I'm baaAAaAaaaaAAAAaaaack from my BIRTHDAY VACATION〜 And it looks like I dodged a bullet by extending it to two weeks.

( not an IC cut )

Is everyone good now? You good?

[Matt & Penelope]

Heeeeeyyyyyy, One. Heeeeeyyyyyy, Seven. Sooooooo, what do you think of the Tale Finder article? I love trash, I devour it, I LOVE TRASHY, MORALLY QUESTIONABLE GOSSIP ARTICLES, I CAN'T HELP IT.

But tellmetellmetellme.