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WHO: Mallory Parris and Milo Watney.
WHEN: The Remembrance Day Ball!
WHERE: The Bar. || The Garden. || CHAOS.
SUMMARY: Two people who SO don’t care that the other person showed up to this party proceed to get up to some shenanigans. And then shit gets real.
WARNINGS: Language. Peril. Milo being super awkward. Alcohol mention. Length. Did we mention peril? There’s some peril.

( I already gave up a life of crime, but I still make a hobby of it. And everyone needs their hobbies, Watney. We can't all knit. )

WHO: Detective Milo Watney and Person of Interest Marty Solverson.
WHEN: Wednesday, July 12.
WHERE: The station.
SUMMARY: Marty finally decides to pay the WPD a visit.
WARNINGS/RATING: Continued spoilers for/mentions of the content of this log and the HoG/Adversary showdown.

( I had heard that you wanted to talk to me.  )

WHO: Vincent Miller, Ian Gorman, Penelope Rulli, Noel Hu, Gideon Choi, Marty Solverson, a Special Guest & Detective Watney.
WHAT: The moments following this log.
WHEN: Forward dated to Thursday, July 6th.
WHERE: The Woods.
WARNING/RATING: Significantly more violence.

( You don’t like me much, do you? )

[WPD]

This is going to sound extremely weird and unbelievable, but I'm sharing it with you all anyway: I've now officially received two separate reports of friends encountering what might be referred to as portals - some kind of random hole in the middle of the air resembling a window into a completely different place. In both cases, it was only visible for a handful of seconds, and then vanished without a trace.

It's probably a prank or an elaborate optical illusion, but given the differing time and locations of these two reports (not to mention the stark difference between the two who told me about this, and how unlikely it is they would collaborate on this kind of story), I do think it's worth investigating. If they're anything like smaller versions of the crack in the sky, this could be trouble.

AMC theatres across the country are doing a screening of the original reels of The Godfather tomorrow at 7PM. If anyone's interested in going, we could drive out to the Mundie theatre on the other side of town and see it. I've only ever seen it like, once, but it was one of my dad's favorites, so it might be cool to experience it the way it was originally meant to be seen, right?

[WATNEYS]

You two think you could get out of work early enough to be there? I don't know if Mom would want to go, but I think it'd be cool if we did, if you guys were interested.

[MALLORY]

Very funny, Miss Parris.

( Delivered to Someone at the WPD. )

WHO: Detective Milo Watney and Suspicious Person Mallory Parris
WHEN: Thursday Evening, around 7ish.
WHERE: Somewhere Mallory really should not be, but she is, because Mallory.
WARNINGS: SFW. Even the most flustered of Milos will not swear in front of The Citizenry.
RATING: This is almost as good as Toto's 'Africa.'

( Shouldn't you be at home knitting by now? )

TO: RICH
FROM: MICHELLE

[1] I need to talk to you.

TO: CJ COLESON
FROM: MICHELLE

[1] Your Uncle doesn't know anything about this,
does he?

TO: MILO & ALEX
FROM: MICHELLE

[1] FUCK.
[2] Okay.
[3] I feel better.

I'm not allowed to have another cat. No one let me adopt another cat. Octavia would slit my throat in my sleep if I got another cat.

But man, kitten season is really rough on a guy's Facebook feed...

[JASPER]

Hey, Jasper? I don't know if you've had a chance to open any of those scrolls yet, but I[...]
wanted to touch base with you about one of them, if I can.

WHO: Jasper Sampson Spencer and Milo Watney.
WHEN: ~4AM, April 19th
WHERE: The Squad Car. Across from Wood’s Edge Park.
SUMMARY: JASPER AND MILO ON CRACK IN THE SKY STAKEOUT
WARNINGS: Some swears~

( But I guess the whole reason that the MLB exists IS because of the actual game, rather than showing off their bodies. )

Please rest assured that the WPD is investigating the reappearance of the crack in the sky. We urge all citizens to stay away from it, particularly those with flight-related powers.

ETA: At this time, we're recommending that anyone who finds any of these scrolls that have fallen over town avoid opening them, as we've had reports of adverse reactions occurring for those that do. If one has landed on your property, please exercise extreme caution and call the WPD if you would like one of us to come collect it so you needn't touch it.

[WPD]

Family emergency--something's happened to my brother. I'm going to take him and my sister home and I'll check in later today with news. I don't know if it's related to the crack coming back, but I'll let you know.

TO: Suze
FROM: Cath

[1] Get to Deja Brew right now.

TO: Michelle and Milo
FROM: Catherine

[1] Something just happened to Alex, and I'm not sure what's going on with him.
[2] We were supposed to be meeting for coffee at Deja Brew but then I see him on the ground? He looks like he's in pain, and I'm CRYING for some reason? Like someone just died?
[3] It has to be his powers.
[4] I don't [...] know what to do. How do I help him?

later
TO: Molly
FROM: Mom

[1] Honey, where are you right now?

WHO: Milo Watney and Elias Bishop
WHEN: Tuesday, 3/7/2017
WHERE: The Business Office
SUMMARY: Good and Evil get trapped in an elevator.
WARNINGS: Language. People using their powers on other people without checking first if that’s okay.

( His power could be tricky, reacting differently for different people. But he was fairly confident that Milo was weak enough for it to work. )

TO: Alex
FROM: Suze

(1) So I saw Chelle's got a date. You wanta tell me what's going on behind the scenes with the lot of you on that, or have you done enough thinking on it with the pair of them?

TO: Saul
FROM: Suze

(1) Update me on your soap opera life, boyo.

TO: Mat
FROM: Suze

(1) Oi
(2) Howyeh?

TO: Lex's Milo
FROM: Suze

(1) Ta for the carnations, duck. You want some real good potato salad? Proper Irish recipe and everythin

TO: Marceline
FROM: Suze

(1) Cheers for the rose, like. You want a free drink at one of mine?

I don't know what an Optimus Fine is.

If you sent me something and I was able to put a name to it, your thank you card is in the mail.

FILTERED TO: MILO

Can you bring you car to help me move all of these flowers to my apartment? The three dozen roses you decided to send me won't all fit in the basket of my bike.

FILTERED TO: RICHARD

This new label printer is everything.

On the plus side, it turns out that being a little kid for a week is a great way to kick-start a person's 2017 resolution to quit smoking.

On the down side, Nicorette gum is really disgusting, which is definitely not helping. Anyone who has advice or success stories, I welcome your encouragement. And anyone I interact with on the daily between now and when this is resolved, I super apologize for Nic Fit Milo, who, I have been informed, is kind of a snippy stressbucket. I promise it's not personal.

[WPD]

I don't suppose anybody's got any useful theories on how or why this happened, or any useful data on who was and wasn't affected? I'm afraid all the notes I took during that whole thing are not exactly useful...

Happy birthday to my favorite little brother Milo. I can't be there to shower him with well wishings, so please someone there do it for me.


[Jason]

So.



[Sharona]

Hey.

TO: [GROUP: AllFairies] ((that's all SB Fairies but Elias. sry Elias.))
FROM: Milo W.
SENT: 12/29/16 16:06 PM

[1] Hello Fairy Family!
[2] Lily is too young to go to the NYE ball, so I'm hosting a small get-together that night with the Fairy Fam.
[3] No obligation, but we'll be staying up until midnight and there will be (cheap and/or pink) champagne and snacks!

TO: Charlie Quinn, Leona Quinn
FROM: Milo W.
SENT: 12/29/16 16:11 PM

[1] Hey, Quinn ladies!
[2] I'm sure you'll be pretty busy with the Ball and all, but I've invited the fairies the others some mutual friends over for dinner on NYE, and I want to extend the invitation to you both!
[3] No obligation, but I'm sure everyone would love to see you, if the Ball gets to be too much or you want to try my new Taco-flavored Chex Mix!
[4] Haha!

TO: Baby Sister
FROM: Milo W.
SENT: 12/29/16 16:17 PM

[1] If you don't have New Year's Eve plans, I'm having the fairies over, and you're invited.

TO: Izzie Cooper
FROM: Milo W.
SENT: 12/29/16 16:19 PM

[1] I'm having a bunch of Talemates over for NYE. Thoughts?

TO: Watneys

[1] [attached image]
[2] Landed safely!


TO: Jason

[1] [attached image]
[2] I've already picked out a postcard for you and I've been here a very short time.

If any of the [...] reindeer friends roaming around town become a problem for anyone, please contact the WPD. We have animal control standing by, and squad cars to escort any citizens who are being attacked traumatized pursued by any unusual beasts.

Thank you, and from all of us at the WPD, have a safe and happy holiday!

[#Fairysquad]
None of you are getting haunted by crazed reindeer, are you?

[Lily]
Hey Lily! Are you heading home to your parents over the holidays? We can do family dinner if not!

[Sav]
Hey, what are you up to this next week? Tell Loretta I say hi! Haha!