Communications

sent after this

>> So that castle vacation we talked about
>> Might be postponed until a later date??

>> Found a hard copy of that Sir Ian McKellen comic book thingy you wanted!
>> Or manga, I should say
>> It's in Russian but you've got the translation covered, I think?
>> Never have I seen flying banana peels used as an offensive tactic

>> Maker's sweaty balls, I could also use a girl's day or something
>> Or whatever girls do
>> It's always sad when formerly possessed friends move away

>>the guy I'm in love with in my dreams was kidnapped
>>now he's sent to attack me and my friends

>> Feel like going shopping?
>> I could use some help picking out a dress
>> Probably a size or two up than my usual, but that just means I can eat fries drizzled with chocolate afterward and not feel bad

>> Pick one
>> link

>> It can be our next holiday
>> Or trolling for a home away from home, either one

( texts to mr. wisdom )

( texts to nealbear )

>>So when were you going to tell me you blow up villages?
>>And dragons
>>Man that was a really cool dragon too, until you threw me at it

( texts to constantine )

( texts to lina )

( Miss Lina! )

Alright, wedding invitations have been sent. Look for yours, coming soon to a mailbox near you - or hopefully your own mailbox. Plus ones totally welcome.

But spoiler: March 25th is the date, right on the Florida-Georgia border in good ol' Tallahassee, but don't worry about transportation. We've got you covered, which is why RSVPing is so important.

[Text to Lina]
>> It's official.
>> I'm knocked up.

( Text to Raven )

( Text to Lina )

( texts to Isabela )

( texts to Veronica )

>> What do you think about Halloween?
>> Or how do you feel about it, I should say?

( text to Lina )

( Text to Raven )

( Text to Leon )

( texts to neal )

( texts to kanan )

( delirious texts to pete wisdom )

>> Well
>> I know what it's like to have my car shot at.

>> [picture of itty-bitty newborn in a comfy onesie and beardface warmer]
>> Thought you might need a giggle to start your morning with her 'I'm leaving the hospital' getup
>> Happy Birthday, Zee

Hi there, Mama to Be. Happy Belated Mother's Day!

So, I got my lightsaber the other day during the swarm of Stormtroopers. And no, that's not a euphemism, I promise. Do you still want to take a look at it?

( texts to lina )






( phone call to fenris, at his place of employment because he doesn't have a cell phone like every other person in the world )

» So remember that Dark One situation I told you about, over delicious meaty pies?
» It just hit the fan and splattered everywhere
» FYI and all
» If I'm scarce for a bit

[if you're a co-worker of Peggy's that she talks to on a regular basis, then assume you got this email]
( Mass Email sent to Friends/Family/Select co-workers )

( Identical texts to Lina Inverse, Cindy Vakarian, Emma Swan )

>> Things are decidedly...calmer
>> I feel a shift the air, and it's a good thing
>> So I thought I would ask if you and Pete have plans for next Saturday
>> I'm doing a whole Middle Eastern spread and I don't want Stephen to be my only taste tester
>> Especially of the booza
>> It's ice cream

>> Monday
>> You want to haul our fat asses to the store to get discounted Reeses Peanutbutter hearts?
>> A bucket of them

>>Guess what
>>Apparently, I'm a fucking Jedi

Alright, ladies and gents, speak up if you have or haven't seen/heard from the milk hater. We have scheduled sessions to work on his alchemy and he hasn't shown up, which he never misses, and he's been dodging all my texts and calls. Have we confirmed he and Raven didn't do the teenage romance of elopement? Just let me know before my blood pressure goes up and I yell at someone.

( texts to lina )

( texts to stephen )




( pm to garrett hawke )

( death mentions )

( texts to nealbear cassidy )

( texts to zee )

( PM to Wash’s Friends )

( text to pete )

( text to emma swan )

>> Uh I need help

>> I may have a boyfriend.
>> I know, I know.

( texts to lina )

( texts to emma swan )

>> DID YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH THIS

( texts to Naga )

( texts to Shepard )

( texts to Nealbear )

( dropped off at Pete Wisdom's desk while he's on a potty break )

( texts to zee )

( texts to neal )

( texts to rogue, booker, veronica )

>> You know how sometimes you can almost smell magic. A scent in the air, cloying, suffocating.
>> That's what I feel like, right now.
>> You wouldn't happen to know anything about this, would you?

( PM to the OID (aka Zee and Lina) )

» Thanks kindly for taking a pink-and-horrible-pop-star shit on my desk, love
» It truly goes to show that Yanks have got the worst taste in music
» If this is a culture where that many photos are available of that little rat fink's face

( mass text to friends )

( separate texts to loki & zee (who are also included in the mass text but y'know) )

( delivery to Nealbear Cassidy~ )

( delivery to Zee~ )

( texts to Booker, Rogue, and Ed )

( texts to Naga )

( Text to Lina )

>> Seriously, though
>> What do you think the chances are of angry disfigured burn victims being killed off with the rest of the uglies that plagued this place?
>> Or got sucked into that Disney hellhole
>> Or just got scared away because demons

( Group text to John, Martha, Troy, Clara, Jack )

( Group text to John, Gwen, Michael, Pete, Lina, Cindy, Garrus, Neal )

( Separate Text to John )

( Message to Peeta )

( Message to D'Art )

>> Hey...

( PM to Buffy Summers )


( Texts to Neal, Booker, Pete, Rogue )