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Tweak says, "TEQUILA!"

ℓιηα ιηνєяѕє (dragonspooker) wrote in valarcomm,
@ 2017-05-15 12:04:00

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lina inverse, neal cassidy (baelfire), pete wisdom

>> If you see a bakery on fire and me on the news, get the bail money
>> They messed up Amelia's smash cake
>> No one messes with my baby's first birthday cake

>> Hey buddy
>> We're gonna watch my one year old put her face in some cake today
>> Nothing big, just family and close friends
>> Both categories include you, so come by
>> There's a sandbox my dad bought her for her birthday - she and Niko can flail together

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	wisdoms 2017-05-15 05:59 pm UTC (link)
	>> Oh, fuck me >> How did they mess it up? >> I'll punch the cake, and add fire to your flames (Reply to this) (Thread)

	dragonspooker 2017-05-15 07:20 pm UTC (link)
	>> Got the filling wrong, mistook my request for frosting to fondant >> Which would have Amelia just smacking hardened sugar that tastes like ass >> I made someone cry already and I'm getting it redone for free within the next hour >> But still >> Picking up alcoholic chocolates, too >> For the adults (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wisdoms 2017-05-15 07:35 pm UTC (link)
	>> What the cunting hell is wrong with them? >> Like a baby can eat fondant? >> Good, they're lucky a free redone is all they've got to do >> Those sound grand >> Need me to do anything else back at the house? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dragonspooker 2017-05-15 07:47 pm UTC (link)
	>> Apparently some do >> There's an entire catalog about fancy fondant baby cakes >> Which is crap, and it tastes like crap, why would you want to give your kid crap >> They'll throw their own enough around when potty training happens anyway >> Lock the hard liquor but keep the beer out? >> That way your dad doesn't give my dad exasperated looks (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wisdoms 2017-05-15 08:59 pm UTC (link)
	>> That sounds like rubbish >> Just because you can, technically, eat something doesn't mean you should >> Like fondant >> Fuck me again, toilet training >> What, no bacon vodka at this party? >> But alright, I'll also tell Harold to not be such an uptight Englishman for once (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

dragonspooker
2017-05-15 09:17 pm UTC (link)

>> Well, since you asked so nicely...
>> Winkyface
>> But seriously, don't worry about toilets yet, we'll be wiping her butt for awhile longer
>> And it'd be worse if we fed her fondant

>> Uh-huh
>> You let the bacon vodka out and then in the background of a happy cake-covered baby, you'll see my parents doing shots
>> Though that'd be really good for the pictures...

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	wisdoms 2017-05-15 09:55 pm UTC (link)
	>> ";)" >> I'm awful at those >> I wouldn't even feed myself fondant, let alone my daughter >> Glad we got the cake situation sorted though >> I think your parents doing shots is pretty standard for most family party photos, love (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dragonspooker 2017-05-15 10:10 pm UTC (link)
	>> Babe >> If you ever texted an emoji my way >> I'd have to assume you were kidnapped and your phone was compromised >> Sigh >> Fair enough >> Either way, it'll be a good time >> I can't believe I year ago it looked like I peed myself in the middle of Best Buy because of her (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wisdoms 2017-05-15 10:49 pm UTC (link)
	>> That's probably a fair assumption to make >> That salesman was a twat >> Then you were quite steely >> I almost passed out, but you didn't even take any drugs (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dragonspooker 2017-05-15 10:59 pm UTC (link)
	>> I honestly don't know what I was thinking >> Well, I do >> Maybe because I've had my ass kicked to next Tuesday, shot at, held hostage, thrown up blood, vacuumed up into the void and whatever else I thought I could take the whole birthing thing >> And I did >> But >> If there's ever a next time >> Drugs aren't a bad idea (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wisdoms 2017-05-15 11:14 pm UTC (link)
	>> Neither of us are strangers to pain, that is for certain >> That giving birth >> Yes, drugs >> I would think you'd want those, even if you're free to break my hand regardless (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dragonspooker 2017-05-15 11:34 pm UTC (link)
	>> Sacrificing your hand for my ease of pain >> It just reinforces the fact that you'll always be my favorite gardening tool (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wisdoms 2017-05-15 11:47 pm UTC (link)
	>> I've never been anyone's favourite gardening tool before >> That always flatters me so (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dragonspooker 2017-05-15 11:55 pm UTC (link)
	>> Means I love you, or something sappy like that >> Pretty gross stuff (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wisdoms 2017-05-16 12:13 am UTC (link)
	>> Yes, very gross >> I love you too >> Extra gross (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dragonspooker 2017-05-16 12:24 am UTC (link)
	>> Gonna screencap this text >> To remind you about about this in the scenario I bring Amelia a puppy for her birthday >> Not that I've gotten one yet, but the day's still young (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wisdoms 2017-05-16 12:33 am UTC (link)
	>> Wait, what >> What the fuck do we need a puppy for? >> Puppies soil things (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dragonspooker 2017-05-16 12:40 am UTC (link)
	>> So does our kid >> Technically >> But you have to admit, she and a puppy would be cute >> Guess doesn't count as a pet companion because she's just this weight of fat that sits in the corner sleeping (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wisdoms 2017-05-16 12:56 am UTC (link)
	>> I don't know what cute is >> But I suppose maybe it would be (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dragonspooker 2017-05-16 01:06 am UTC (link)
	>> That's a yes, maybe, soon?? >> One day in the future? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wisdoms 2017-05-16 01:14 am UTC (link)
	>> Maybe soon >> If you bribe me (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dragonspooker 2017-05-16 02:23 am UTC (link)
	>> Well >> Good thing I know what you like >> I've got this (Reply to this) (Parent)

	baelfiery 2017-05-15 06:00 pm UTC (link)
	>> Hell yeah, sounds like a good time >> I've got a present for her too >> Presents from me, one from Niko >> For his soulmate (Reply to this) (Thread)

	dragonspooker 2017-05-15 07:25 pm UTC (link)
	>> Awww, yeah >> Picture fodder >> I'm in no hurry for these munchkins to grow up but man, embarrassing them's going to be the highlight of my middle-aged years (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	baelfiery 2017-05-15 07:37 pm UTC (link)
	>> Same here >> I can say to all of Niko's friends >> 'Look when he was all baby fat, basically a blob with eyes' (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dragonspooker 2017-05-15 07:50 pm UTC (link)
	>> And such a cute blob, too >> Not that we're helping with the cake tonight >> What's up with your family of four + furchildren, anyway? >> Any new shenanigans? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	baelfiery 2017-05-15 09:01 pm UTC (link)
	>> Part of that cake will be consumed by adults too >> Sugar all around >> But nah, no new developments really >> Emma dreamed of prophesying her own death so that was kind of weird (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dragonspooker 2017-05-15 09:18 pm UTC (link)
	>> Boozy chocolates too, as that's always a thing in our Wisdom Family >> But what the crap? >> Are we expecting something unpleasant to pop up, or? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	baelfiery 2017-05-15 09:57 pm UTC (link)
	>> Boozy chocolates, really? >> Now THAT'S a party >> I don't know, apparently some cloaked figure kills her >> No one knows who it's supposed to be >> More info would be nice, so we can be prepared here if need be (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dragonspooker 2017-05-15 10:12 pm UTC (link)
	>> Always and forever >> Adult sweets for the adults >> You think it's someone she knows? >> Or some other fairytale or Disney character ready to come out of the woodwork? >> Bambi? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	baelfiery 2017-05-15 10:50 pm UTC (link)
	>> Bambi honestly wouldn't surprise me at this point >> It's probably someone new though >> Some new big bad we gotta deal with >> Or they do, since I'm dead (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dragonspooker 2017-05-15 11:01 pm UTC (link)
	>> Damn >> Putting my bets on Bambi though >> I'm hoping this prophecy thing is bullshit >> Emma's got to give it her middle finger (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	baelfiery 2017-05-15 11:10 pm UTC (link)
	>> I'm hoping she does do exactly that >> That is some fucked up shit in our dreamworld though >> I can barely keep track anymore (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dragonspooker 2017-05-15 11:35 pm UTC (link)
	>> I don't want to say you dodged a bullet, but >> You sort of did? >> Though it's gotta be tough to know she's going through some things and not be there to see it (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	baelfiery 2017-05-16 12:13 am UTC (link)
	>> Kinda, yeah >> I wish I could warn her about stuff but >> At least Killian and Regina do, which is good >> I'll be there to help her get through it (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dragonspooker 2017-05-16 12:23 am UTC (link)
	>> Oh yeah >> Having those bearers of dream-news can help >> That's a role I'm sort of stepping into? >> A dream buddy of mine's graced the network >> Luckily nothing too bad's immediate but how the hell do you tell someone about the crap that happens sometimes? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	baelfiery 2017-05-16 12:34 am UTC (link)
	>> No idea >> I mean, I had to tell Emma I died >> It's just...awkward >> But better they have some warning than be blindsided (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dragonspooker 2017-05-16 12:43 am UTC (link)
	>> Awkward's probably the best word for it >> But otherwise if you don't, then you're kind of a dick of shutting up (Reply to this) (Parent)