Communications

Dream me is a fucking idiot. Ran away from a party, ended up in a forest where all my guards got cut down with arrows and then I ran away again into some mists? Not knowing what’s there?

God, it’s a wonder I haven’t been killed yet.

Also, I’ve never really seen anyone die before. It’s horrible.

( Text to Lara )

( Note left for Lara on her desk. CW: Some sexual content in the comments )

>> So I should tell you
>> If you're working at all over February 14th
>> You're either going to have to bring it with you
>> Or reschedule
>> Or get it done beforehand

>> I have a question for you, babe

[Texts to Lara]

>> One, I definitely am not having an affair with Logan
>> Two, I'm going to kill that bitch
>> Even if I'll probably choke on her chi


[Texts to Logan]

>> If I drained that bitch of her chi
>> Anyway you could help cover it up?

>> Lara
>> I need help
>> Of the succubus healing variety

Bo

>> An opportunity came up that I just couldn't pass up
>> But it means I have to leave
>> Well now.
>> A nice long bumpy ride in the back of a cargo plane
>> It shouldn't be more than a few days


Alistair

>> Mind the manor, would you?
>> I've got something to discover.

( Texts to Kenzi )


( Texts to Lara )

( texts to bo and lara )

( texts to birkhoff )

( texts to bubba jones )

( texts to bo )

( texts to lara )

>> I have a question
>> but you can't tell Bo about it

[This includes Cullen, Lara, Maia, Hawke, Leliana and Isabela]

>> Alright, so I've decided that I'm definitely getting the Warden symbol as a tattoo.
>> I'm just still not sure if it'll be on my shoulder or side.
>> I'm taking votes.

>> So, about that trip
>> I looked into getting a legit passport
>> The easier way would be to go do it in person
>> In Canada
>> ....obviously

>> Hey, do you want to go grab a bite to eat together sometime this week?

>> Something that slipped my mind in light of the chaos
>> But how would you feel about another room mate or two?


Txt to Bo

>> It's all okay on the moving in front
>> For Kenzi too, if she wishes.

>> Don't be alarmed
>> But a bloody tsunami came up my beach
>> It stopped just before it reached the house
>> Dock is ruined though.
>> Damn thing was it stopped like it hit a wall.

>> I'm sorry about any noise last night.
>> Bad dreams.

[Texts to Kenzi]

>> So I now know what you look like when wearing pink
>> And being blonde
>> Sorority life suits you


[Texts to Lara]

>> Here's a little something to brighten your day
>> SFW Selfie

>> Would you mind if a friend came over for Christmas dinner?
>> We could have everything delivered and just reheat it.

>> What are you doing for the holidays and New Years?

>> I think I have a date

Hey there! So, I got all of the ingredients to make Jaffa Cakes today, so I'm going to make them tonight if you'd like to come over tomorrow to try them out.

>> Are you particularly snippish?

>> How are you doing?
>> And do you want to go climbing tomorrow?

>> They had to use the Countess didn't they.

>> Guess who I just picked up from the airport?
>> You'll never guess.

>> I dozed off for some reason
>> But I dreamed..
>> There are these four artifacts. We nearly lost Jonah.
>> And you're in danger, I just know it.

>> I finally dreamed about after Yamatai.
>> I was in the hospital.

>> So uhm.
>> I was cleaning out the spare room.
>> So that we can make it into a nursery!
>> And I found...
>> Do you remember that pistol you gave me?

>> Last night was...fun.
>> In a good way.
>> But it was just a one-time thing. So don't get any ideas.

>> I also think I left my earrings on your dresser.
>> ...and my underwear's still somewhere in your room.
>> When can I come get them?

>> If you want to say it, go ahead.

>> So I picked up this book, I think you'll appreciate the title.
>> How To Grow a Kid

Alistair

>> You'll take care of the house while Sam and I are in Japan, yes?


Rogue

>> Sam and I will be out of town until the 26th
>> We're going to Japan because she and her mother have to do some wedding preparations.

>> Omg you know the best part.
>> About having a fractured ankle.
>> Is the part where we get to board the plane first.
>> You're still going to Japan with me.
>> Right, sweetie?

>> Laraaaaa
>> Come outside, Lara...
>> I was sliding around on the ice out here.
>> Snowball fighting with some kids.
>> And I fell
>> And there is pain.
>> My dignity requires a starbucks run!

>> And maybe an x-ray.

>> I may have bought myself a little present
>>

>> Hey, you two...
>> I'm going to cook you guys a feast this weekend.
>> Because I have news.
>> And you're not going to like the news.

>> Come downstairs, I have your mother on the phone.

>> If you're not still mad at me
>> Want to go hiking this weekend?

Sam Nishimura

>> Are you bored today?

>> Cinco de Mayo.
>> Fajitas aren't mexican cuisine and I'm not latino.
>> But I'm using it as an excuse anyway.
>> I've been marinating chicken and beef all day.
>> We're having a feast!

Thalia

>> I've some more pictures to send your way.

Sam

>> Hon, what is that monstrosity that just arrived by UPS? It isn't another gift from your mother is it?

I don't really have any fair excuse for taking so long so I'll just come right out with it. Renji messaged me about two weeks ago. He's alive, but he's decided to... basically train with the monkeys in the jungle.

>> Sorry I'm running so late tonight
>> Need me to bring you anything?

( You have 1 message )

>> Does Renji have any next of Kin?
>> They still haven't found him.

>> Laraaaaa
>> There's Darkspawn, Lara.
>> You can smite them if you want.
>> But I am totally staying home.
>> I've PLAYED those games.

>> I realize you're probably very busy
>> But when you come up from your editing
>> There's some sweets for you in the kitchen.

>> We shared another dream.
>> Sam's heart stopped, but I brought her back.
>> When I woke up, I mean
>> I saved her in the dream, but it was...rough.

>> OMG LARA
>> KILI IS IN THIS BAR
>> I'm not drinking okay don't yell
>> I'm talking to TAURIEL
>> This ship is sailing, Lara.
>> So sailing.