Communications

>> okay
>> so i'm seeing dead people

>> So...
>> How mad is she exactly?

Clint and Isabella receive the same text sometime this afternoon:

>>Am I seeing things, or is there an actual dragon dominating the skyline?!

To Thomas
>> So, have you tracked down any good looking escort types yet?
>> I've nearly got all the 'legal red tape' done and out of the way.
>> I am absolutely ready to take the next step with this business venture.

To Miranda
>> Mind if I take Ori out to lunch soon?
>> I'd uhm
>> Like to get to know her better.

>> I have tickets
>> to blasted england
>> england
>> In my hands
>> called Raj
>> tried to make good
>> *tickets*

>> So, you're pretty handy in a fight
>> And you don't seem too picky about certain things.
>> Like legality, for one.
>> Care to help a girl out with something?

Sent earlier in the evening, around 6pm

>> You know what I want to do?
>> I want to stab one of these big boney dragons.
>> They keep screeching and annoying the piss out of me
>> Plus the zombies die too quickly
>> They're no fun
>> Do you think your biotics could throw me at a dragon?
>> #yolo

>> So I wanted to talk to you about something

>> So you've been down and quiet all day
>> Since you've behaved so well
>> I thought I'd bring you home some surprises.
>> What do you want for dinner?
>> I'm going to bring you anything you like
>> Even if it's expensive fancy food
>> You've earned it!

>> There's a problem
>> My sister isn't answering her phone
>> And she's not at home
>> Or at school
>> And no one seems to have seen her
>> I'm going to bloody murder someone

This is my worst nightmare
Just like in my dreams
Fuckfuckfuck

>> So are we going to talk about it?
>> You know
>> Your performance issues.

[Texts to Shepard]

>> We have a problem


[Texts to Isabela]

>> I'm sorry I stormed out in a huff
>> I nearly blew a hole in the wall
>> After getting some news

[OOC: These are sent roughly a half hour after these.]

>> I'm about to talk to you about something
>> Don't be weird
>> Or laugh
>> Or any of that shite

( Text to Isabela )

( Text to Kira )

>> Hello there, sweet thing
>> Any chance you've dug up some leads for us?
>> I've got a bit more information, too.

( To Shepard )

( A bit later, To Morrigan )

( Text to Aria )

Text to Isabela

>>I read this morning that your ship caught on fire??
>>Are you ok?
>>Where are you??

Sent earlier in the day, around 11am

>> Well, I'm off on a business adventure
>> But between you and me this 'boss' of mine is getting a little
>> shall we say
>> sketchy.

>> So if you don't hear from me by 9pm or so?
>> Could you come down to the dock and check in on me?
>> Might want to bring more than just biotics as backup, too.

>> So, your shipment's at the docks
>> Safe and sound, all intact as promised.
>> But you and I need to have a little talk, kitten.

>> Hey
>> It's Our Song

>> Long time no chat, luv
>> How'd that mess with your team go?
>> Did you end up in that world with the gigantic animals?

So I hear you're able to move goods?

[Phone call to Shepard]

She was somewhat freaking out internally. She'd just killed someone. Sure, she'd killed plenty of people in her dreams, but in this life? This was a first. While Oriana was packing, Miranda called Shepard, willing the other woman to pick up. All the while she was staring at the hole in the wall that she'd caused.


[Texts to Corvo]

>> I have a problem


[Text to Isabela]

>> I hate to ask this, but I need help

Picture 1 is of Miranda in an Alliance space suit with the helmet off. Picture 2 is the same thing only the helmet is stuck and Miranda is clearly flailing around. Picture 3 is Miranda on the surface of mars, the sky reflecting off of her visor with her face barely visible. Picture 4 looks like it was taken from the Normandy, with the two of them appearing to be arguing over who gets to drive the Mako

This is what we do for fun around here.

To Miranda

>> hello I--
>> this is bela we probably--
>> what are you fucking thinking bela--
>> FUCK--
>> Hi.

To Kirk
>> Do you ever get tired of all of this?
>> Uhm, the this being specifically
>> You know, the lots of people
>> thing

( Private message to Isabela )

>> Thank you for the flowers
>> They're very beautiful
>> Just like you

>> Soooo something you need to tell me about?

>> Found a hard copy of that Sir Ian McKellen comic book thingy you wanted!
>> Or manga, I should say
>> It's in Russian but you've got the translation covered, I think?
>> Never have I seen flying banana peels used as an offensive tactic

>> Maker's sweaty balls, I could also use a girl's day or something
>> Or whatever girls do
>> It's always sad when formerly possessed friends move away

[after this]

>> When you get back home, bring an ice pack or several
>> And maybe a maid or something
>> It's a bit of a mess here right now

( texts to constantine )

( texts to raistlin )

Hello there, you strapping lad, you.

I've got another job for you, one we can't tell Hawke about because it's going to be for his anniversary gift. It's a blacksmith thing, I want you to forge some weapons - and don't worry, you'll be paid handsomely. I don't care how much it costs plus I'll probably tip you 50% or something mad like that. I'll provide the materials too.

Unless you want to come with me and fight large spiders and creatures with teeth to get them.

>> Hey there, you smoky adorable thing you
>> Been doing some treasure-hunting lately
>> Found a grand stash for the shoppe
>> Only an old rival of mine thinks it's all his
>> But a lot of might be books you want and remember that copy of Eikóna tou Noomnomnomnom we talked about?
>> Alright so that's not the exact name
>> Point is, you'll want to come with me to this thing

Identical handwritten invitations are sent to the following:
Maxwell Trevelyan, Kenya Rosewater, Nikolai Luzhin, Isabela, Constance Bonacieux, and Anne Mauricia

>>I got word of the illness that went around this past weekend
>>Checking in to see if the two of you managed to avoid it

( texts to Isabela )

( texts to Veronica )

[Private Message to Regina Mills]

Are you able to glamour a certain part of a person’s body? The Dreams have changed my eyes into something wholly unnatural. Sunglasses work at covering them, but I’ve gotten a few strange looks wearing them inside.

[Private Message to Isabela]

It appears as though Tas isn’t the only one who’s physical appearance is changing due to these Dreams. Do you remember when I told you about the eyes my Dream counterpart has? I now have them here.

[Private Message to Kitiara]
I need to speak with you.

( texts to lina )






( phone call to fenris, at his place of employment because he doesn't have a cell phone like every other person in the world )

[This includes Cullen, Lara, Maia, Hawke, Leliana and Isabela]

>> Alright, so I've decided that I'm definitely getting the Warden symbol as a tattoo.
>> I'm just still not sure if it'll be on my shoulder or side.
>> I'm taking votes.

>> I have a name, and an address for Leandra's 'suitor'
>> You need to move with haste
>> I'm forwarding everything to you now

( Texts to Isabela )

( Texts to Regina )

[during this]

>> Hospitals are so...blah
>> How does anyone stand it
>> By the way, don't ever wake up struck by lightning
>> Though I suppose lightning doesn't strike in the same place twice, does it

» Hey, love, how's tricks?
» I've got a proposition for you to discuss
» Nothing dirty, I promise
» I know, I'm as surprised as you are

I don't know if I'm drunk or I somehow, mysteriously, huffed too much paint fumes but my house is different.

Everything's all nautical-themed, like vintage scraps of wood and seductive-looking lamps and sea glass! Plus, huge. Did I mention huge? I really enjoy how huge everything is, how much space there is, it's delightful.

I'm going to throw a party to ensure it's not just me who is stoned beyond belief. Everyone's invited!

>>I know it's early and I'm sorry
>>I just...
>>I need to talk to someone.

( texts to robin )

( texts to leliana )

( texts to alistair )

( texts to Isabela )

( texts to Emma Frost )

So there's this little gem in Cambridge's rare book library - The Well of Loneliness, have you heard of it? It's a lesbian erotic novel, the first copy's worth a bit of change and then some. Anyway, I've contacts that way (I'd go myself but that incident in London still reeks) but I'll need some work on your end to do what you do with the card catalog and systems so we can achieve a clean break.

Are you interested? Let me know, sweetling.

- Bela

>>I think you'll find some of these amusing

((OOC:NSFW for sex jokes))

» I've drawn the short straw at work.
» Due to some staff illness I'm up for reviewing a local cocktail bar.
» Fancy coming along and helping me try a ridiculous number of drinks?