Communications

Hello. My name is Spock and I am an associate of James Kirk. We seem to be having dreams in common and I suppose I wanted to reach out and make your acquaintance. For a few weeks now, a small group of us have been sharing the subject of our dreams and a number seem to overlap. Kirk implied that you also shared these strange dreams. If I am perhaps being too bold and you want nothing more than to ignore these dreams of Starfleet, please do feel free to tell me to leave you alone.

[Txt to Emma Frost]

>> No srsly those corsets
>> Do you use tape?


[Txt to Xi'an]

>> I miss you...!
>> [boobs.jpg]
>> They miss you too!

[Txt to Scotty]

>> Id like you to meet Jubilee!
>> [Jubilee_Mooning.jpg]
>> See her big smile!

[Txt to Obi-wan]

>> Did you and ani do it?
>> I mean who's top?

[Txt to Tony]

>> okay okay how many penises were in Little Mermaid?

[Txt to Tali]

>> I don't recmend playing the shots game when watching twilight.

[Txt to Jean]

>> Hwo do you get yr hair so pretty?

[Randomly mass Txts to Random Numbers]

>> Hi who wnats to play the shots game?
>> Turn on channel 15. S' Lotr trilogy
>> Drink when smone drinks anything. a Hobbit, drink twice if it's Gimli, three times.
>> If Gimli belches afterward, drink the whole bottle
>> Somne eats anything if a Hobbit, twice.
>> hobbit talks about food.
>> Frodo says "Oh, Sam!"
>> Aragorn and Boromir have an argument.
>> Someone looks all mopey and angst-ridden. If it's Frodo, drink again.
>> A Black Rider appears.
>> We see someone's filthy, chewed-up fingernails.
>> Someone sings a song.
>> You can tell the camera was mounted on a helicopter.
>> Someone draws a sword.
>> Pippin acts like an idiot.
>> Legolas looks fabulous.
>> Frodo's eyes roll back into his head.
>> Gollum hacks up a "gollum! gollum!"
>> Someone or something is called "precious."
>> Someone consults a map.
>> You speak along with the dialogue.

[Text to Steve Rogers]
 
>> Boy scout, I’m dying here. I barely can move my head but I swear to God if you don’t come up with something to distract me I’m going to start singing LMFAO at the top of my lungs until they at least move me to a room with a different number of ceiling tiles on the ceiling to distract me for another minute and a half.
 
>> Do you really want that on your conscience? Yeah, I didn’t think so.
 
[Text to Nym Tonks]
 
>> I wasn’t kidding, bring back more cupcakes like that and you get two quarters on me.
 
[Multiple Texts to Multiple Random Numbers (feel free to have these be your character’s phones)]
 
>> Hi. I’m Tony. Who’s your favorite Powerpuff Girl?
 
>> Hi. I’m Tony. Best Disney Movie?
 
>> Hi. I’m Tony. Do people really like opera or are they just trying to seem classy?

>> Hi. I'm Tony. Do you think it'd be hard to learn to play the banjo?

>> Hi. I'm Tony. Why do birds suddenly appear when some crazy woman sings a song?

>> Hi. I'm Tony. Why do the Red Hot Chili Peppers keep putting out the same album and everyone acts like it's new?

>> Hi. I'm Tony. Do you think people go vegetarian to protect animals for real, or is it just to feel better than people who think cows are delicious?
 
>> Hi. I’m Tony. I’m also really bored.
 
[Text to Pepper Potts]
 
I know you’re just sitting right here but hi.

To: L.McCoy <itsdeaddammit@gmail.com>
From: C.Chapel <pointy_things@gmail.com>
Subject: Hello there!

( Dear Leonard, )