Communications

[Loras]
>> Listen, I'm sorry
>> But you are an arse

[Text to Obi-Wan]

>> Please tell me it got you, too.

[Text to Obi-Wan]

What are you doing today?

[Text to Obi-Wan]

There's a dog here who's been giving me sad eyes for days. I think he wants to go home.

[Text to Renly]

>> Have you told Gendry that mum has gone home?
>> I was just thinking that if he knew
>> it might mean we can get to know each other a bit more

[Text to Loras]
>> I need a cute but awesome Halloween costume
>> Will you come shopping with me?


[After Renly's response]

[Text to Gendry]
>> Hey, it's Myrcella
>> How are you?
>> I wondered if you'd like to hang out or something?
>> It's okay if you don't
>> I know it's a strange situation

>> Anyway you can swing by tonight?
>> I'll be glad when I don't have to ask that anymore and it'll just be, when are you coming home.
>> Any way, we should talk about some things.

[Faiza, Loras]
>> I am considering going to Scotland
>> I haven't been back in a long time

[Same Texts to Loras and Margaery Tyrell]
>> I would like to speak to the both of you soon.
>> When are you both free to come over for dinner?

[Texts to Tywin Lannister]
>> I'm going to tell my grandchildren.
>> My children need not know for the time being.

[Loras]
>> On a scale of one to ten
>> Am I especially
>> I've started seeing a therapist

[Kitty]
>> What do you know about the man who thinks he's God?
>> He posted something quite disturbing recently
>> Harbinger?

>> You had best be planning on marrying that man.
>> He's clearly head over heals for you.

Loras
Have you seen this yet? Net Post

I can't even begin to formulate how to react or respond, if I should even respond at all. She's just decided to come back, no word, no warning?

I may drive around for a while before I come home. Or I could stop by and pick you up, if you're not too busy.

[Loras]
>> Loras, there are suitcases around the house
>> No one's home. Is someone staying?

[Text is originally meant for Loras. Accidentally texted to Renly's contact list, minus Myrcella somehow, because that would be wrong.]

( Cut for NSFW Romantic aka Sexual Texts )

>> Do you recall me mentioning that Cersei was in town?
>> Well, Myrcella, my niece, wants to meet you.
>> Surely you remember Princess Myrcella from the dreams.
>> When are you free for dinner?

>> It occurred to me today that there's something I'd forgotten to tell you.
>> My birthday is on the 17th.
>> I suppose it's never been something I really looked forward to in the past, but this year is different.
>> This year I get to spend it with you.

>> So, it was you who suggested I should be king.
>> I should have known you would have put the idea in my head.
>> Although, cutting me was pretty mean, don't you think?

>> How was your visit to Disneyland yesterday?
>> Did you meet Mickey?

Loras
» I'd like your help with something
» But before I tell you what it is, I'd like you to promise not to laugh

» I want to overcome my fear of roller coasters

Up in the club, we just broke up, I'm doing my own little thing
Decided to dip and now you wanna trip
'Cause another brother noticed me

I'm up on him, he up on me
Don't pay him any attention
Just cried my tears, for three good years
Ya can't be mad at me


Video Added by one of his co-workers who hacked his account

[Text Messages to Gendry Waters]
>> I got the test results in the mail today.
>> When do you want to come over to look at them?

[Text Messages to Loras Tyrell]
>> I got the test results today.
>> I haven't looked at them yet. I'm waiting to see when Gendry can come by.
>> I need a distraction tonight.

[Text Messages to Gendry Waters]
>> There's a clinic in Irvine we can go to that will take samples.
>> That is, if you're still up for this.

[Text Messages to Loras Tyrell and Portia]
>> It's about time the two of you met.
>> When are you both free?

[Text Messages to Tinkerbell]
>> Hey you.
>> What have you been up to?

[Text to Loras]

>> I've made cakes
>> Please take some with you when you see Renly later on :)
>> And say Hi for me x

[Text to Obi]

>> I've made cakes
>> Take some when you see Faiza later
>> And say Hello for me x

Valentines from Obi-Wan to...

( Loras )

( Kitty )

( Faiza )



[ooc: in comms, so any responses could be done here]

[Texts sent Thursday morning]

[Texts to Loras Tyrell]
>> You, Ser Loras, are a tease.
>> You know that?

[Text to Gendry Waters]
>> My brother's Hand, was it Ned Stark?

[Texts to Portia]
>> I forgot to tell you, Loras and I went out last week.
>> It went well.
>> How's everything with you?

[Texts to Margaery Tyrell]
>> I don't know if Loras told you anything, but I wanted to assure you that I won't hurt him again.
>> You have my word.

[Text to Loras Tyrell]
>> Have you seen anything strange lately?

>> I know it'll just be my mind playing tricks on me
>> But I'm sure I saw someone standing by the kitchen window
>> And then I saw something in the bathroom mirror
>> Will either of you be home soon?
>> I'm a little scared concerned

>> I was wondering if you'd like to have dinner with me this weekend.
>> And yes, before you ask, I am asking you on a date.

ooc: backdated to last thursday night

[Loras]
>> I will probably be very late coming home
>> There is a chance I'll be out overnight

[Loras]
>> Please come home

Loras
>> I have someone over
>> As in, in my room
>> Please, no funny business
>> We're not even... well, you know. It's very innocent.

[Loras]
>> ...so I have a date tonight

Obi-Wan
Hey, could I borrow your car for today? Mine broke down. I know you usually take Wednesdays off.

--

Loras
Do you have access to a camera?

Ring, Ring

"Please pick up, please pick up..."

>> Have you seen what that Skeeter woman has written?
>> Are you okay?

Loras >> Any idea what the hell happened to our kitchen?



Obi >> Even your cooking skills couldn't have done that to our kitchen, what on earth happened?

[Loras]
>> How do you feel about take-away tonight?

[Xi'an]

>> Take the kids out to the Ranch. Please.
>> I want you guys in a safe place. I just got attacked by a scout sentinel

[Scott]

>> I'm bringing you a present. A disabled scout sentinel.


[Jubilee, Jean, Rahne, Clarice and Wisdom]

>> I got attacked by a scout sentinel
>> Watch your backs.

[Loras]
>> Obi can explain
>> But reaaaally sorry about the kitchen.

[Loras]
>> Kitty has invited us for Thanksgiving
>> I'd like to go
>> I'd like to be around as many friends as possible, in all honesty

[Loras]
>> When are you coming home tonight?

[Loras]
>> Hey
>> I feel horrid today


[Kitty]
>> How goes it?

>> EEEEEEEE
>> HAPPIEST DAY

[Loras]

Ring, Ring

"Oh, God please let this one go through..."

[Late Tuesday Night....]

Ring, Ring

"Loras... I know it's late. Something's come up that I need to take care of..."

( Dani )



( Meetra )



( Neena )



( Loras )

>> Are you okay?
>> Tell me the truth.
>> Obi-Wan believes you are upset
>> Please tell me what is wrong?

>> Would you be at all interested in taking a friend of Dani's to this Gala?
>> The Tony Stark one. Do you know anything about that?
>> I know it's potentially awkward. I'm asking so I can tell Dani I asked.

[Dani]

>> I did something stupid
>> I threw away all my cigarettes
>> In a misguided act of self-mastery
>> Now I want to shoot everyone

--

[Meetra]

>> I think we should still meet
>> Things are picking up pace for me
>> And I think there are more of us out there
>> I can sense them

--

[Loras]

>> I hate you

[Dani]
>> So the little nervous British man I've been working for...
>> Just asked about the feasibility of building him what is essentially an underground dungeon

--

[Kitty]
>> Olympics are over, so you're coming back soon?
>> You have defected, have you?

--

( [Loras] )

ooc: text under cut for nervous rambling

[Kitty]

>> It's back!
>> It just came out of my box of cornflakes.
>> I'm serious


[Loras]

>> Hope you haven't rented out my room

[Loras]

>> Do you fish?