Communications

>> Gentlemen, or should I say ladies?
>> I appear to have been genderbent today.
>> Seeing as my board of directors does not live in Orange County.
>> I really am not quite sure how to handle this.

>> Do you have a moment?
>> Or are you incredibly busy?

I very much enjoyed our date and I'd like to see you again.

There is also something that I'd like to discuss with you, perhaps in a more private setting.

>> My date last week went well
>> I think I would like to see her again.
>> But I worry about these dreams
>> She knew what we called the gods there.

( Texts under the cut! )

>> Shall we meet for our usual mother's day tradition, brother?

>> YOU ARE TO STAY AWAY FROM EOWYN LESS SHE SHOW HER TRUE COLOURS AND ABUSE YOU BROTHER
>> She is a harpy and a horrible woman and a terrible human being.

[to Boromir]
>> I told you I'd text.
>> YOU AREN'T GOING TO IGNORE IT, ARE YOU?
>> Now tell me all about how you think your man bits are better than girl bits for paintballing.
>> All about Eomer's sister and you and if there's a thing.
>> And what kind of assistant that Eomer is since it seems so secret squirrel.
>> And how much fun it would be to invite Aunt Ivri out for a fundraiser dinner for your upcoming election. :) :) :)

[to Eomer]
>> Hi!
>> This is probably a huge mistake letting me text you.
>> But I think it's easier to talk like this than broadcasting it all over the place.
>> Boromir's very mindful of what's said or done in public, after all!
>> You'd know that, of course. :)

>> I'm afraid I'll need to reschedule our date
>> Would this Friday work for you?

>> I am afraid I must cancel our date
>> Something has come up Legos. I have Legos
>> We should reschedule

To Boromir:

>> I may have encountered what I hope is a temporary issue.
>> If it is not, then I fear I won't ever be taken seriously while teaching, ever again.

Later subsequent texts to Eowyn & Thor:

>> We might not be able to make it for paintball this weekend.
>> I think this area has caused both myself and Boromir to have Benjamin Button syndrome.

>> ...did you get a present from our aunt?
>> This portends ill.

I didn't think it was in good taste to ask you about our date over the last week or so, given the current events. However, now that things are in a recovery period, I wondered if you might like that date after all?

I think we both could use a little distraction. And you have yet to prove to me that you are not, in fact, boring.

I trust the two of you are alright? I know I saw Faramir at the blood bank, but alas his older brother was nowhere to be found.

(Potential Triggers in the Comments RE: Current Events)

You're okay, right?


(triggers for discussions of the mall event)

>> Are you busy, Boromir?
>> If you are, then it can wait.
>> It's not an important matter.

>> HOW DO YOU DELETE THE INTERNET
>> THIS WAS A BAD IDEA
>> FIX IT