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Tweak says, "pizzzzzza"

Kanan Jarrus (spectre01) wrote in valarcomm,
@ 2016-05-09 18:03:00

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kanan jarrus, lina inverse

Private Message to Lina Inverse
Hi there, Mama to Be. Happy Belated Mother's Day!

So, I got my lightsaber the other day during the swarm of Stormtroopers. And no, that's not a euphemism, I promise. Do you still want to take a look at it?

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	dragonspooker 2016-05-10 01:24 am UTC (link)
	Many thanks, buddy. Did you punch a Storm Trooper in the face? I'd also love to take a look at your non-euphemistic light saber. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	spectre01 2016-05-10 01:30 am UTC (link)
	I punched several storm troopers in the face. Felt damn good too after Dreaming of nothing but pussyfooting around the Empire. I'm paying for it now, though. Great! I can probably make it over to your place this weekend. How are you feeling, by the way? Saw your mother's day post. You've got to be ready to pop by now. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dragonspooker 2016-05-10 02:05 am UTC (link)
	Paying for it? How? And weekend's fine! We've got plans for Sunday, I think, but I'm free other than that. Yep, ready to pop. Soonish. Due date isn't technically until the beginning of June but my womb is now a ticking time bomb of miraculous life. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

spectre01
2016-05-10 04:05 am UTC (link)

Long story short, I got jumped the weekend before and probably should have stayed in bed. But, it was totally worth it. In somewhat related news, I've decided on staying here in Orange County and am now seriously considering semi-retiring from the life, if you know what I mean.

I'll stop by Saturday with the lightsaber so you can take a gander at it.

A ticking time bomb of miraculous life. That is probably both the most eloquent and metal way of talking about pregnancy I've ever heard. Are you and Pete ready for the baby? Is there anything you need?

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	dragonspooker 2016-05-10 04:17 am UTC (link)
	Wait, what the hell? Please tell me whatever asshat that was responsible's not going to go for a repeat attack. You sound alright, though? Yeah, we're all set! I'll show you the nursery when you come by for the light saber inspection. We never had a theme in mind but it sort of evolved into some whimsical witchy sort of thing, with crystals everywhere. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

spectre01
2016-05-10 04:40 am UTC (link)

Nah, they're not coming back. My employee and I saw to that. Mostly my employee. Katou has a lot of tricks up his sleeve I wasn't aware of. Kid took out one of the hit men single handed and then put the literal fear of God into the other two. I kind of owe the kid my life. I'm alright, though, a few more days of sitting on my ass and I'll be back to my old self.

That sounds really nice, Lina. I look forward to seeing it. I was thinking of getting something for the little spawnling. Like a little teddy bear or something. Kids should have teddy bears, right? Would that be alright with you?

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dragonspooker
2016-05-10 04:59 am UTC (link)

I'm a little familiar with Katou, yeah - he had a soulbinding thing a friend of mine and I helped him with. He seems like a good kid, so I'm glad he had your back. Better late than never to put the work to rest, huh? Keep an eye out for things that can bite you in the ass, though.

Seriously? You think I'd be opposed to a teddy bear? You're always welcome to help spoil mine and Pete's squirmy creation. You can give her a bitty light saber.

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	spectre01 2016-05-10 11:47 am UTC (link)
	What do you mean by soulbinding? I thought I'd ask before just showing up with one. You're the first friend of mine to pop out a kid, so I'm not sure of the etiquette here. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dragonspooker 2016-05-11 12:00 am UTC (link)
	It happened some time ago, but he had trouble with his soul staying in his body? You know, fun stuff. Just don't drop her on the head or let her have alcohol and you'll be fine, Kanan. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	spectre01 2016-05-19 01:14 am UTC (link)
	I don't think I understand. Did it just leak out or something? I think I can handle both of those things. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dragonspooker 2016-05-19 05:03 am UTC (link)
	I don't think I'd use the word 'leaking' when it comes to losing a soul, but sort of. Close, maybe. Aw, I knew I could count on you. Once she's a little older and more settled you can buy me a drink, or the entire selection of a bar to make up for lost times. You're welcome. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	spectre01 2016-05-19 11:35 am UTC (link)
	What word would you use? You know after nine-months of being a good girl, I say you've earned it. I'd be happy to buy you whatever and as many drinks as you want. (Reply to this) (Parent)