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Tweak says, "Crivens!"

ℓιηα ιηνєяѕє (dragonspooker) wrote in valarcomm,
@ 2016-07-02 10:45:00

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lina inverse, neal cassidy (baelfire)

>> Heeey, Nealbear
>> You in one piece
>> All members of the family accounted for?

>> If you're not out using your light saber I'm going to be really disappointed
>> But, seriously, try not to die

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	baelfiery 2016-07-02 12:12 pm UTC (link)
	>> We're still good, all in one piece >> Emma might literally go into labor any second now though >> So good timing for this crap, really (Reply to this) (Thread)

	dragonspooker 2016-07-02 12:17 pm UTC (link)
	>> I was just about to ask, jebus >> For once, encourage the womb-dweller to stay in there for a couple more days >> You know, until there's no chance for demon roadkill (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	baelfiery 2016-07-02 12:23 pm UTC (link)
	>> I don't blame him for not wanting to come out >> She's reeeally crabby about being so overdue but this is a mess >> How's the fam on your end? See anything ugly from your dreamworld here? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

dragonspooker
2016-07-02 12:29 pm UTC (link)

>> I like how one baby's too stubborn to come out while the other one was too impatient
>> I can't blame her, though, it just ends up feeling like you've been the size of a baluga whale for eons
>> But we're good here, no creepy fish people or familiar demons
>> I haven't been venturing too far from home but it's all clear in our area
>> I'm gonna do some flying around tonight to see what's up

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	baelfiery 2016-07-02 12:33 pm UTC (link)
	>> Must mean they're soulmates, right? >> Yeah, I feel bad, she's frustrated being past the due date and I wish I could do something else besides care for her swollen feet and things like that >> Maybe going at it doggie style will coax him out >> Good luck with the flying though >> There's gotta be some progress being made closing those things? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

dragonspooker
2016-07-02 12:40 pm UTC (link)

>> Definitely
>> But that's not a bad idea, actually
>> I wouldn't be surprised if doing it like rabbits played a factor in Amelia deciding she wanted to drop into Best Buy
>> Niko's probably gonna be a fat, chunky baby from all the baking he's doing

>> There's much less since it's started from what we're seeing
>> It's one person versus a dozen monster-shitting vortexes
>> Demons from the ground, check
>> Demons from the sky, check
>> Keep an eye on the beaches next year is what I'm predicting

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	baelfiery 2016-07-02 12:52 pm UTC (link)
	>> I bet he is >> I was thinking like nine pounds, at least >> All those fat rolls will just be the cutest thing though >> Not good odds, but I know a few out there helping >> So the odds can be defied >> Didn't that giant spider come from the ocean before? Close enough (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dragonspooker 2016-07-02 01:03 pm UTC (link)
	>> Chubby babies forever >> But give me a heads up if she bursts through all this? >> I'll help make sure a monster doesn't swallow your house up >> Yeah, I'm not worried >> Nothing around here shocks me so much >> If there's a will, there's a way >> Ohh yeaaaaah >> My first massive monster selfie, how could I forget? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	baelfiery 2016-07-02 01:14 pm UTC (link)
	>> Will do, Linabean >> Henry will be with us, and our appointed godparents probably will be too >> Such fond memories we have of this place (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dragonspooker 2016-07-02 01:21 pm UTC (link)
	>> Yep, worry about your baby mama and spawns >> But I'm excited to meet Niko when the time comes >> He and Amelia can drool on each other >> It makes us so jaded sometimes, doesn't it? >> One day when we're not bound by family responsibilities in crisis, we'll team up again >> Reinstate the explodey dream team (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	baelfiery 2016-07-02 01:29 pm UTC (link)
	>> We'll start with the soul mate playdates asap >> And die of cute >> Oh HELL yeah >> I miss those days >> We'll come back with a bang (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

dragonspooker
2016-07-02 01:38 pm UTC (link)

>> I can't wait to introduce the betrotheds
>> Amelia's starting to get more aware of what goes on, and I think she recognizes our voices
>> Right now her favorite thing is to watch me summon little balls of light for her to awe at
>> I wonder what faces she'll make when she's around another baby

>> Fuck, I do too
>> The days of getting stoned in the back of my van and eating our weight and thensome in barbecue
>> Our own version of the college experience

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	baelfiery 2016-07-02 01:42 pm UTC (link)
	>> It just boggles me, to think like a baby >> What do they see, and feel? >> Watching them discover the world is just kind of awesome >> Getting the munchies so bad we start eating ketchup packets and cracker sandwiches at the restaurant >> I miss the Shagmobile too (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dragonspooker 2016-07-02 01:51 pm UTC (link)
	>> I know >> It's seriously the best thing, to watch them >> I can do it all day >> My phone is now 80% pictures and video of her >> 15% obese cat >> 5% sexy pictures to make Pete uncomfortable while he's at work >> Man >> This talk down memory lane and demons is making me hungry >> Barbecue date, soon (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	baelfiery 2016-07-02 02:03 pm UTC (link)
	>> Those are percentages that make sense >> Though Pete probably wants to up that to 15% >> Freaking soon >> Let's murder some ribs (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dragonspooker 2016-07-02 02:11 pm UTC (link)
	>> And bring down Guess' share to 5%? >> My poor pussy, though >> A celebratory 'the OC still stands no matter what happens' feast >> Also >> Uhhhh >> [fuzzy cellphone picture of a twilit spider with someone riding it] >> Neal >> What the hell am I looking at? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	baelfiery 2016-07-02 02:18 pm UTC (link)
	>> Your pussy's been through a lot lately >> Uhhhhhh >> We're sure the OC is going to still be standing? >> What is >> I think that's my friend who helped put Niko's crib together >> But other than that, I got nothing (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dragonspooker 2016-07-02 02:26 pm UTC (link)
	>> Yeah, she's been kneading testicles with a vengeance after the baby vomit incident >> I have no idea >> But >> I got nothing, either >> For once the spider's on our side (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	baelfiery 2016-07-02 02:31 pm UTC (link)
	>> Poor little furball >> Or fat furball, I should say >> At least it's on our side >> I might have to message the rider later and be like 'was I stoned or were you cowgirling on an arachnid?' (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dragonspooker 2016-07-02 02:33 pm UTC (link)
	>> Cowgirling on an arachnid >> I think I'm gonna laugh for five years straight now >> My texts with you always come out with majestic eloquence (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	baelfiery 2016-07-02 02:36 pm UTC (link)
	>> Hey, happy to tickle your funny bone >> I mean, that's what it was though! >> I also honestly can't think of anyone else in the whole world who would willingly ride a giant spider (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dragonspooker 2016-07-02 04:53 pm UTC (link)
	>> I mean, it's definitely what it was >> I don't think anyone could have described it better >> Personally, if I'd prefer my mounts into battle a little less...creepy looking? >> Horses, mainly >> I'd climb on a dragon but the saying goes that most of them hate me (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	baelfiery 2016-07-02 05:12 pm UTC (link)
	>> Horse, I'd stick with horse >> Or yellow bug >> Depending on the time period (Reply to this) (Parent)

	spectre01 2016-07-02 02:49 pm UTC (link)
	>>You should know me better than that, Mama Inverse. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	dragonspooker 2016-07-02 04:54 pm UTC (link)
	>> Just checking >> How're you holding up, Jedi? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	spectre01 2016-07-03 08:52 am UTC (link)
	>>Having the time of my life out here! >>Care to join me? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dragonspooker 2016-07-03 12:17 pm UTC (link)
	>> Maybe later tonight >> My parents are sort of adjusting to this entire thing, then there's the wee one >> Nothing's sprung in our immediate area, but I'm gonna do some scouting from the air >> Kind of like a night shift patrol >> Glad you're enjoying yourself (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	spectre01 2016-07-03 12:35 pm UTC (link)
	>>Ah, that's a shame >>But I understand. >>I'll keep an eye on the skies for you. >>If I don't enjoy myself this shit may just get to me. >>How about you and the family? >>You guys holding up ok? >>Need anything? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	spectre01 2016-07-03 12:35 pm UTC (link)
	>>Ah, that's a shame >>But I understand. >>I'll keep an eye on the skies for you. >>If I don't enjoy myself this shit may just get to me. >>How about you and the family? >>You guys holding up ok? >>Need anything? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

dragonspooker
2016-07-03 05:18 pm UTC (link)

>> Hey, don't let me distract you from your slaying
>> If I spot you I'll say hi

>> Yeah, we're just peachy
>> We explained to my parents what this place does, but this is the first big thing they've experienced since moving here
>> Amelia doesn't notice a damn thing, too busy spitting at people
>> We're just a little antsy leaving her right now for too long, is all

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	spectre01 2016-07-04 02:32 pm UTC (link)
	>>They haven't taken off running for the hills >>That by itself is pretty amazing >>Cause I sure as hell thought about doing that when I first arrived. >>You know, if it wasn't for the whole paying gig. >>Aww, this mama bear side of you is endearing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dragonspooker 2016-07-04 07:45 pm UTC (link)
	>> My parents are weird >> Really weird, they'll embrace it once the initial shock settles >> It's the things they endure to be around the grandbaby >> So is my fist engulfed in a fireball (Reply to this) (Parent)