Communications

Neena

>> About that thing we talked about

Dani

>> Are you sure about this?

Wolfwood

>> Good news and bad news.

Scott Summers

>> I know you've been chomping at the bit
>> We talked a little about it this afternoon
>> But my decision is made.

>> Cinco de Mayo.
>> Fajitas aren't mexican cuisine and I'm not latino.
>> But I'm using it as an excuse anyway.
>> I've been marinating chicken and beef all day.
>> We're having a feast!

>> Lockheed has a message for you?
>> Apparently.

>> Did you ask her yet?
>> You didn't ask her while we were in Malaysia did you?
>> OMG I WILL NOT FORGIVE YOU IF YOU DID.

>> Hey Lady!
>> Super surprise trip to Malaysia.
>> Can you watch Lucas and Renji while we're gone?
>> Lucas is in the main bedroom.
>> Renji is in Renji's old room.

>> How would you like to make a lot of money?

Nick Fury (later today>

>> I need to budget for some advanced transport and a backup strike team.

>> How are you holding up?

>> The kids have a surprise for you.
>> They're in the cafeteria.
>> And pretty excited.
>> So you know, don't be too grumpy.

Hello, I hope this day finds you well.

I'm not certain if you remember me, but my name is David Weyland. We had a fascinating discussion in regards to AI, and you mentioned the sentient AI in your dreams.

I was wondering, if it wouldn't be too forward of me, if I could meet you at some point and we could continue our discussion? We could have lunch or coffee some time, if you would like.

Kindest regards,
David Weyland

(ooc: This would be Commander Shepard, Steve Rogers, the new Musketeers as far as I'm aware. This memo didn't go out to Agency Assets.)

I don't do this 'polite' crap in emails. As far as I've been able to tell, politeness isn't a thing that even exists on the internet.

This is how we're gonna do this. I'm Director Fury, and now you answer to me. SOMEONE got the idea that things over here in Orange County were getting out of hand. Now I've gotta relocate somewhere sunnier than God's Behind and make nice with you fools. In case you missed it? I am not a fan of sunshine and surfing.

I want reports on my desk detailing the crap Ms. Bristow had you up to. And then I want the reports that are the truth. And THEN I want the reports about what you've actually been doing.

IF you do this in a timely manner, I MIGHT just treat you to some cookies or donuts or some shit. Because I'm nice like that.

You're Welcome.

( Cut For Faiza Discussion )

>> Come on
>> We both know who did it.





(discussion of the mall event in comments)

( Discussing monday's events )

Agency

>> Be prepared for anything, in case the incident at the mall today is not an isolated incident

Dani

>> I'm fine. Casualties were low but there were some.
>> I hate this part
>> We lost someone. Call me.

Obi-wan

>> I'm not doing this to you over texts
>> Where are you, we need to talk.


Scott

>> If you're not at the ranch, get there.

(Triggers: Probable discussion of death and terrorism in the comments.)

>> All hands on deck, this Darkspawn thing is real and we need to contain it to that National Park.

>> 1st Lieutenant Wolfwood reporting, ma'am.
>> Back in town after getting myself shot like a dumbass, ma'am.
>> Also probably would have faced some consequences
>> As I may have disobeyed an order to shoot a defenseless child, ma'am
>> As I don't pull that shit, ma'am.
>> Would like to request a meeting to discuss current situation
>> And drink a shit ton of alcohol, ma'am.
>> Suggest date/time for reconnaissance.

Creatures have been identified attacking civilians. They're humanoid in appearances and using crude swords and armor. Some have crossbows and more advanced weapons.

There's also been a report of something about four meters tall and nearly as wide. Go into full defense and coverup mode.

>> Marching orders from Bristow: Stay alert and be ready for anything, there's a high sulfur content in the air. Could be nothing but could be something.

>> OKay so
>> Lara's birthday is on the 14th.
>> I'm gonna do a small party.
>> So I hope you and Dani will show up!
>> Maybe you could do your own v-day stuff on the thirteenth instead?
>> Also I need some present advice.

>> Still in flight but
>> Uhm
>> Jubilee put an idea in my head and
>> I didn't want to steal thunder from you or Dani but
>> Anyway you're really active and stuff and
>> If this was yours
>> Would you wear it all the time without being scared of breaking it?
>> Or snagging it.
>> picture.jpg

I'm Commander Shepard, and it's my understanding that you might need a sort of career change.

( To Jubilee )
( To Shepard )
( PM to Obi-Wan )

( To Lara )
( To Shepard )
( To Renji )

>> A friend of mine needs fashion advice.
>> She promises a pony.

Mr. Frost
» I've never been this nervous before.
» I'm packing to head to Nicholas's mom's house.
» Also that lady you told me about during the truth thing showed up.
» Well, one of them, anyway.

Shepard
» All of my clothes are slutty.
» How did I get the world's only slutty business suit?
» What if his mom hates me?

Shepard
» What're we doing Thursday?
» I can take care of things if you want to take the day off.

Scott
» Alex is going to join you for Thanksgiving, unless you have a really good reason to object.
» Pretend that was less demanding. I'm blaming running crowd control around a giant monster.

>> Any pie requests, people?
>> I've already got an apple pie made.
>> I'm willing to make everyone's favorite.

Extra to Shepard
>> Are we doing anything for the kids?
>> I feel like I should bake some pies for them too.

( text to Shepard )

( PM to Canaan )

» I'm off my medication again, so I'll be at work on Monday, barring any other emotional flare ups.
» If I'm not fired, that is.

» I'm not sure if it's the truth thing or the new anxiety medication, but my ability to deal is pretty much nonexistent right now.
» I can do grunt work around the ranch, but I'm not sure I can do my classes.

>> I'm not going to be anywhere near work right now.
>> I think I should stay away from you for a few days, too.
>> When I went to get tea today at the shop the woman asked me how I was feeling.
>> I told her every detail.
>> My brain-mouth edit doesn't exist.

Wolfwood
» I'm going to have to isolate myself for a little while.
» something's going on, I think I can't lie.

Shepard
» So Nicholas and I can't lie.
» Neither can Mr. Frost or Mrs. Summers by the look of things.
» Probably a good idea to make sure you can before something comes up.

>> In case there was any doubt.
>> You're coming here for Thanksgiving.
>> And helping me make dinner.

>> So I'm thinking about retiring.


Dani

>> How you holding up?

>> Okay, is Orange County being itself again?
>> Because I don't recall 'complete inability to make a sound'
>> Being one of the side effects of chemo.
>> I mean, I can't even gasp.

>> Hey people!
>> You know what I'm hungry for?
>> SUSHI!
>> ... we can get some without wasabi for you, Renji.
>> Text me back and let me know what to pick up!

(ooc: If you think you're on it, you are)

>> Alex and I are trying to have a baby.
>> I'm not actually sure when you're supposed to announce that.
>> So. . . enjoy this picture of a cat if this is inappropriate.
>> *cat picture*

OOC Note: Pretend this was sent earlier in the evening

>> Oh uhm, hi there.
>> This is Fluttershy?
>> You did really well with the hamster.
>> And I was wondering if you wanted a kitten?
>> Oh, if Sadie really is pregnant, anyway...

>> So.
>> My DNA is special, eh?

>> We're at 9 days. Renji, you lost the betting pool.
>> Dani, in 5 days you're going to lose.
>> Or did we want to wait to start the pool for when they're settled?

>> Hey.
>> Could you maybe tell me
>> You got any idea when your people will push my pension through?
>> Belle and me are going to move into a place together.
>> Have to furnish it.

If you think your character is on this list, they probably are.

( Cut for Medical Warnings )

( Motoko and Canaa )

( Shepard )

( Scott )

( Remy and Candy )

( Vanille )

( Nicholas )

>> Got bit by a dog.
>> Freaking old school security.
>> But I'm good as I ever was, aside from that.
>> So I'm in for real.

>> Want a souvenir from Rome?

>> I want to drive up a mountain. Who's with me?
>> A little vehicle we call the Mako

>> So Sam's coming out here this weekend
>> I'm opening a betting pool on how long it takes for her and Lara to hook up.

>> So do I need to get on the next flight there?
>> Because Lara will lie.

>> I think I killed Nicholas.

>> hung over
>> and I think I'm getting sick
>> feel like shit
>> but she remembered me.
>> taking your offer to consult
>> but for now, going back to my bed.
>> can die happy.