Communications

The email has no other visible receipts, but isn't sent to all employees (just PCs and select NPCs, but the implication is that the email goes out to quite a few invisible people).

Schedule an appointment with my assistant to come down to the lab. Sooner rather than later.

Tony

>> Can you trace a message I received? It was from Harbinger

I'm proud of you. That needs to be said.


[Liara]

You better be naked when I get in. We need to christen the Normandy. All of her.

Also...want to adopt, too?

I've sent you some schematics on what we're dealing with. Our problem is that we don't have enough energy to punch through this thing's shields with a frontal attack. We need to find a way to overload it.

>> Taking the Normandy on a shakedown cruise
>> I'm driving.

[Tony Stark]
>> We have trouble.
>> More of those Reaper things showed up. Way, way worse than the husks.
>> I know you're preparing for your wedding. Just tell me who to contact.

[Regulus]
>> So remember when I said be prepared for worse?
>> It's worse.

[Ariadne]
>> Where are you?

Sydney

>> My ship is incoming to land in the mojave desert. SSV Normandy. Your team can check her out if you like but I've been hoping for this day for a long time

Normandy Crew

>> I have confirmation that the Normandy just jumped in. I'm praying it's the SR2 with the anti-reaper upgrades.
>> She's not normally one for planetary landings but I'll take what I can get. I'm sure Tali can get her back into space.

Sydney

>> It's going to get worse, I just encountered what we call Banshees and Brutes
>> Brutes are heavily armored killing machines that take a lot of firepower to bring down
>> They're huge, but move surprisingly fast
>> Banshees can warp areas, tearing apart objects. They're basically telekinetic monstrosities
>> They're what alien races from my dream world become when infested with Reaper-tech
>> They tend to show up when the Reapers want to find something, or want someone really, really dead.
>> There's another type called the cannibal. They have bulbous sacks on their backs, but I haven't seen any yet.They're also capable of using guns.
>> It's also a sign things are going to get worse.
>> In the meantime, I'm going to work with Scott's crew, and split up parts of the county to sweep through and clean out husks.


Mass Effect peoples

>> Just killed a banshee and narrowly avoided being killed by a Brute
>> I think we need to concede that these aren't just isolated incidents.

Summers's people

>> Neena will fill you in on what we just encountered, but stay vigilant.

>> Hey Tali, it's Ariadne.
>> Just checking to see if you're holding up okay.

[Tony Stark]
>> You need to lock down Stark Industries.
>> Now.
>> It's not safe outside.

[Normandy crew]
>> I suspect that husk wasn't a one-off.

[Garrus]
>>Where are you?

>> Your cat is a bosh'tet.

I just killed a fucking husk. Everyone stay frosty.

[If you don't know whether or not your character is an agency asset, it's all listed out here.]

We are under attack. For those of you not in attendance at Tony Stark and Pepper Potts' wedding we are sending a helicopter for you. We need all the help we can get.

>> Guess who's home?
>> And I mean literally.
>> Seriously, car's driving up right now.

>> If I give you some specifications, do you think you could design and build a containment suit?
>> It's a favor to Summers.

[Text to Arthur]

>> How late are you working tomorrow?

[Text to Tali - Later]

>> Hey, you busy tomorrow?
>> Any interest in that wine walk thing?

>> You know what they say.
>> The couple who does illegal research on douchebags together stays together.

Text to Tali VasNormandy

>> Hey, you know that shopping we did?
>> Turns out I need a dress. You up for this Saturday?

Text to Arthur Smith

>> How late are you working tonight?

A fancy invitation is sent out to everyone who is registered on the network and left at their front door. It is a red box with gold ribbon containing a little champagne bottle, bubbles, confetti, a Iron Man & Pepper figurine and the following invitation to a certain wedding:

[OOC: Feel free to use this post to RSVP!]

( Cut for image )

>> You're coming shopping with me.
>> I have no clothes that fit since I lost so much weight.
>> And I'm buying lunch, so you're obligated to come. Plus, you need to get out.
>> Don't make me get my shotgun.

>> I'm in a briefing.
>> I'm bored.
>> Entertain me.

>> I'm sorry but I don't know who else to talk to about this and I am panicking.
>> No I'm not being murdered. I just realized how that sounded.

>> Won't be at work Monday. Possibly Tuesday.
>> Emergency wedding.

>> If you're able to stand and fight, we have a situation in the desert.
>> Bring firepower.

>> PARTY AT STARK
>> BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT WE DO AT INDUSTRIES
>> IT IS A PARTY INDUSTRY YOU SEE
>> woah caps lock was on

I want to run something by you before I bring it up with the terrifying boss Tony.

Let me preface this by saying I don't really pay attention to tabloids, and I certainly don't believe everything they say.

I've been looking into this Admiral thing, though. His pattern seems to be changing. He used to do.. well, I would call it good, as far as I could tell. Help people. But now he seems a bit more cut-throat.

I'm.. Well, I'm just an I.T. guy. I've never been a hero or fought crime or anything, but. With what Tony has been doing.. If Stark Industries is planning going into crime fighting, maybe.. since our specialty is computers, maybe you and I could look into cyber crime. Be a part of the action.

This is probably a stupid idea

>> Please tell me you haven't read any tabloids lately.

Found him. He's at [address encrypted]. Let's move.

>> Garrus is missing.
>> I need your help.

>> This probably will get fucked up, but I don't care.
>> You're hot and I want to go on a real date.

>> Where are you staying right now?
>> I'd feel better if you were somewhere I was.
>> Or I was somewhere you were.
>> You know. Just for safety and shit.

[Text to Ianto and Kitty]

>> So I kind of sort of got married today.

[Text to Tony]

>> You can now officially change my name to Mrs. vas Normandy-Vakarian in your database.

[Texts to Liara, Wrex, Shepard, Miranda, Thane, Mordin, EDI, Joker and Uhura]

>> Thank you all for coming on such short notice. It means a lot to me.

[Encrypted MSG to Gabriel]

>> We're naming a move. Put in the mission to command.
>> Look up Omega.

[Texts to Uhura, Wrex, Liara, Miranda, Joker, EDI, Mordin, Thane and Shepard

>> Need you at the courthouse at Eleven if you can.
>> Even if you don't know why yet, I'd like you all at the Wedding.

[Text to Tali]

>> You get a dress?
>> Did you want a dress?
>> I just got the license from the clerk.

To All Departments:

* Dudes, clean out your fridges. We are not creating sentient life from leftovers, we're revitalizing the energy industries and engineering as we know it. Leave that crap to the biologists. (No offense to Betty intended, Bruce.)

* Vas Normandy, why is Jarvis blocked at all your work stations? You're hurting his feelings.

* The main campus Tower was nearly completed, but then earthquake and fuzzy doom set us back awhile. We're looking at late this month. Just a reminder that Clearance Level 7 is required for access to floors 15-18.

* Should we have a picnic? I feel like we should have a picnic.

>> Do you think we need to do some looking into this?
>> I'm not that confident in their abilities, and that lady kind of scares me.

>> Sorry I dozed off and missed you last night. And that I had to leave early. I didn't want to wake you.
>> Raincheck?

[Group PM sent to Shepard, Garrus Vakarian, Tali'Zorah vas Normandy, Miranda Lawson, Jacob Taylor, and Thane Krios.]

My name is Professor Mordin Solus. Have been experiencing some of the strange dreams that others have mentioned, and felt it necessary to inform everyone involved them. Aware of unusual circumstances. Just trying to gather data and feedback regarding unexplained phenomenon.

Appreciate your time.

[The PMs to Thane Krios and Jacob Taylor come back as undeliverable.]

[Text to Tony Stark]

>> So I know we've been looking for more people in our science division, and I may have found someone.
>> His name's Ianto Jones. He's another MIT grad, but he's working a dead-end IT job.
>> Should I encourage him to submit his resume?

[Mass text to Tali's friends]

>> My phone had a bit of an accident, so I had to get a new one. Here's the new number.

[Texts to Shepard and Garrus]

>> I may have exploded my phone a little bit.
>> Turns out that omni-tool can do a lot more damage than I thought.

>>IT'S WORKING

[Text to Tony Stark]
>>I have a question. Two, actually.
>>First: Do you know where I could get bulletproof glass? Or at least a bulletproof polymer?
>>Second: so is the superhero thing something I shouldn't mention? Like the purple elephant in the room?

[To Tali]

We're going to get started on you moving in to Garrus' new house tomorrow. Tonight I need to ravish Liara, so start packing the important things.

[To Liara]

We need to christen the new house tonight. And you can flail over my scars. I've already started moving myself in. I'll be helping Tali move in next door tomorrow.

[Text to Tali, Encrypted]

>> Mission in Crete. I'm sorry, I'm already on my way to the plane.
>> I'll be back, Monday.
>> I promise you.

[Text to Shepard, Encrypted]

>> Take care of her for me.

>> Can you get in contact with Mordin Solus? [[Contact Info]]
>> I don't know if you remember him from your dreams, but he can be trusted.
>> He'd like to take a look at your omnitool.

Text to Tony
>>A 'melee brawl with a group of deviants'?

Texts to Shepard and Garrus
>>I did it.
>>I got it working.

[Text to Garrus]
>>Are you all right?
>>Where are you?
>>What the hell happened last night?

[Encrypted text to Garrus]
>>Are you nearby?
>>No emergency, just another dream.

( email to Wrex )

( Text to Clnt )

( text to Scotty )

( text to Scott )

( Text to Ollie )

( texts to random numbers )

( PM to Castiel )

Text to Shepard
>>How are you feeling?
>>Strange question: have you had dreams about elevators?

PM to Wrex

I know you hate these things, but I wanted to say thank you, again. If you ever need anything that I can do, let me know.

( [Panicked text to Garrus] )